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Doro
22-06-2005, 10:51 AM
yeah hate :mad:

he's not even my proper boss, just a scummy superviser reviewer type person :mad:

Mrs Reject
22-06-2005, 10:56 AM
We've all been there Doro :mad:
Pee in a bottle (not your pee, it's traceable by DNA), leave in sun for a week until it smells really rancid then spray on his chair, jacket etc with a fine mister spray, like the used on houseplants. He will gradually lose his mind wondering where the smell comes from and people will avoid him! Bingo.

madastoast
22-06-2005, 11:52 AM
I could do that !


Hang on!









I work for myself :D

badvoc
22-06-2005, 11:53 AM
I could do that !


Hang on!

I work for myself :D

might as well cut out the middle man and just piss your pants then :D

memnoch
22-06-2005, 11:59 AM
We've all been there Doro :mad:
Pee in a bottle (not your pee, it's traceable by DNA), leave in sun for a week until it smells really rancid then spray on his chair, jacket etc with a fine mister spray, like the used on houseplants. He will gradually lose his mind wondering where the smell comes from and people will avoid him! Bingo.


LOL RAOFLMAO - I soooooooooooooooooooo like that!

Jay
22-06-2005, 12:03 PM
I feel for you Doro, it brings you down doesn't it!

I need to get out of this place too!

Mad Liz
22-06-2005, 12:03 PM
We've all been there Doro :mad:
Pee in a bottle (not your pee, it's traceable by DNA), leave in sun for a week until it smells really rancid then spray on his chair, jacket etc with a fine mister spray, like the used on houseplants. He will gradually lose his mind wondering where the smell comes from and people will avoid him! Bingo.

You are evil! :D

Doro
22-06-2005, 12:13 PM
mrs R I am deff gonna try that :D you cheered me up now, specially as the office is presently at 29 degrees

I will be asking for bottles of pee at the 3Bs this weekend :eek:


hey Jay, it is a living hell when he's in the office - and I can't complain because I have to work with the guy and he reviews my work, he finds fault where there is no fault, trouble is there's no-one to check his work.

so if I complained about his attitude he'd get worse

in two years I have never had a project go through without him sending it back with silly mistakes (a lot of em not mistakes at all) I've had no proper training and he's doing my head in

and I do around 1 project a week so that's a lot of mistakes huh?

makes me feel as if I'm stupid and a useless engineer - makes me wonder why they bother employing me if I'm so cr@p at my job

:mad:

damn I gone and uncheered myself again - will go and re-read Mrs R's post...

dracken1
22-06-2005, 12:18 PM
good god girl buck up!!!

he is feeling insecure. and threatened by you.
and it is manifesting itself in this way..
either that or he is a woman hating poof!!!!

ignore the tosser. you know your work is good ;)

Gypsy
22-06-2005, 12:23 PM
he is feeling insecure. and threatened by you.
and it is manifesting itself in this way..
either that or he is a woman hating poof!!!!

ignore the tosser. you know your work is good ;)

my words exactly,
you know you are far better than him love
you know more than he does and he is supposed to be the reviewer.

the twat is so far up his own ass you can only see the soles of his boots

Doro
22-06-2005, 12:57 PM
it doesn't help when he's my boss though, he may feel threatened, and he may dislike me, but he has control over what happens to me at work so I will suffer if he pulls certain strings :(

otherwise I would ignore him, and maybe give him a taste of his own medicine

oh yeah, he's the 'golden boy' as far as higher management are concerned too, he's been here for years and it would be no contest if I ever tried to get them to sort the problem out

I think he's sexist

I hate to say that because I hate it when women call the sexism card, but I started here the same week my mate who gives me a lift started. Now this guy is a level below me jobwise, he has the same boss, and our appraisals were completely different - he got comments like 'oh yeah, good boy, well done' I got comments like 'oh you haven't been to any of the after work drinks so you're not really a team player' thing is neither had my mate been to any :mad:

also he recently told my mate he wouldn't be checking his work so thoroughly.

maybe it's just the simple fact that he can't stand the fact that I'm a girl and I can do engineering, also he doesn't have a degree and a lot of men who I've worked with have had a problem with that

some days I wish I was one of those brain dead floosies who have too many orgasms :(

bunbag
22-06-2005, 01:44 PM
put a sardine into the air ducts vents o the car when he puts on the aircon or the heater the sweet smell o fish ;)

purplerabbit
22-06-2005, 02:56 PM
aw hun

been there, done that, almost had a breakdown, took a grievance, got a new job

if you cant beat him perhaps its time to start getting uout of there and finding a new job, you spend so uc time in awork a wanker that makes you unhaoppy isnt worth working for

good luck hun

Samx

Bosun
22-06-2005, 04:38 PM
im sure blue has some equipment that may assist in the removal of problemm



harsh but satisfying

Bassman
22-06-2005, 06:08 PM
some days I have too many orgasms :(

You lucky girl!!

Signed.

Eileen...

Bassman's boss..oh and his wife as well!!
:D

smeghead
22-06-2005, 06:10 PM
just read your post doro, the answer is in your post ,the guys ****e scared as he doesnt have the same qualifications as a mere woman(tongue in cheek) , if it helps im the same always getting **** from above, but i dont let it affect me i switch off at 5:30 as thats family time(tis how i cope) ,had a similar thing boss got the hump cuz i told him i wasnt interested in his latest incentive scheme(told him to stick his holiday up his arse) and was told i wasnt a team player etc, i told him to check his facts as the last 3 team nights out were payed for with incentives i won. they get the hump cuz i wont do the works do's etc, and none of em realise they are total fuckwits, just learn to switch off as soon as your shifts over fuck em they aint worth a wank

Fran
22-06-2005, 06:22 PM
If you can get a hold of un-neutered tom cat pee it would take his eybrows off! :D How about mothballs in his petrol tank? Fek his engine.He deserves it!