bars open, 500

[iomrob]

dispite all the cruel remarks , back stabbing ...and recent sexual harrasment i have had on here, still manage to reach 500 post.
So there is an open bar ,on me {£3.75 will cover this ..yes?}
strippers are on in the side bar.
orgy room is up stairs, {only officail 100% photographers, allowed with cameras}
pool , darts and domino's in the games room.
rock disco, in the function lounge.
first aid is in the carpark, for those caught by partners trying to sneak into the side bar or upstairs :)




just wait to see what i have planned for my 1000th post :D

p.s shirley, you lot are in the snug bar :p

[Jay]

Hey, nice curtains there.

Congrats and I'll dop you for a 1/2 of Newt Juice please.

[excalibur]

Cool......you even have authentic sawdust on the floor

[Freak]

Got any crisps?
Have ya?
Have ya got any?
Got ant crisps?

[Jay]

Got any crisps?
Have ya?
Have ya got any?
Got ant crisps?
Crisps, you after is it.

I got crisps, you got cash?

[iomrob]

Crisps, you after is it.

I got crisps, you got cash?
OIH any dealing ...out to the car park with ya :mad:

[Freak]

Crisps, you after is it.

I got crisps, you got cash?

Whats the quality like
Are we talking beef and onion
or ready salted

cause if they're good.......... I'll take a family pack

[iomrob]

Whats the quality like
Are we talking beef and onion
or ready salted

cause if they're good.......... I'll take a family pack

im not going to tell you 2 again , any of that, outside....Frans on security...you dont want me to call Fran do you.

[excalibur]

what about scratchings........you cant beat a good bag of pig scabs

[Freak]

what about scratchings........you cant beat a good bag of pig scabs

SCRATCHINGS :eek: Phah :mad: they're for girls.

[Jay]

Oh yeah mate, these are the REAL McCOY (boom boom).

Never go straight into a big deal when I first meet.

Here take these as a freebie, you know you want to!

[iomrob]

FRAN, FRAN...SECURITY TO THE BAR.............awe shoot , she's drunk and asleep in the corner :rolleyes:

a real ruffty tuffty bikers site this , free bar, and they are talking crisp's :rolleyes:

[Freak]

Here take these as a freebie, you know you want to!

YOU BLOODY WOULD TOO
and I've been clean for Soooooo long
(excluding the pringles at the NABD rally)
LOOK, I'm bloody shaking now :mad:

[cxdemon]

Na crisps... you want onion rings and tb to play hoopla with em!! runs off quick...... oh and a pint of spingo please my good man, dashed decent of you old boy ya muchly :D

[Jay]

Look mate, you've done yer cold turkey. Just have a little try again, make sure you want to give up.

There's no harm, you can give up anythime you want.

or are you CHICKEN!

[Dexxie]

can I have a packet of cashews with my fortified orange ...ta :D

[Dougie]

Erm......Does Fran KNOW she's on security,and is she getting paid?Cos if she AIN'T getting paid................... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mooncat]

Congrats IomRob!

You should know what I'm having... ;)

[kitkatman]

can i have the blonde tart in the corner for a personal dance and a massage, a pint of lager, a packet of cheese and onion crisps, packet of pork scratchings and another mucky tart ( preferably strawberry ).....ta

[iomrob]

Erm......Does Fran KNOW she's on security,and is she getting paid?Cos if she AIN'T getting paid................... :eek: :eek: :eek:

she aint getting paid for lying drunk in the corner, or slobbering over the male stripper {like she was earlier} that i got for yoda/shirley and the girls. sober her up man and she gets the readies :p

[Freak]

and another mucky tart ( preferably strawberry ).....ta

Make sure it's a fresh one
We don't like tarts with soggy bottoms :eek:

[kitkatman]

Make sure it's a fresh one
We don't like tarts with soggy bottoms :eek:
no, we like nice firm one's with a good topping.... :D

[Grav]

Where's the custard?

[iomrob]

FFS, i offer free booze, sex, games....and all you lot can go on about is crisps, tarts , custard ect..theres no pleasing some people :rolleyes:
and to top it all off security is "as the scunk" out in the carpark with the male stripper ,gheesh think i will cancel the 1000th party if you lot are going to be like this.......in fact would have been better holding a kiddies party{NO not like Mr jackson}, next time i'll get ice cream, jelly , pop and crisps, a bouncy castle and a slide
walks off muttering about ungrateful gits :p :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Fuck them i want beer and sex,,,,,, :D

[terstok]

Now that's a party. Why do all this adult stuff when you know what we want. :D


BTW, mine's a Head banger plz. :)

[Jay]

Make sure it's a fresh one
We don't like tarts with soggy bottoms :eek:
WRONG......... :p