making love

[Braces]

Making Love

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making
ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished sha**in' me bord,
I get out of da bed, walk over to d' window and wipe me knob on da curtain.
She hits da feckin' roof.

[Peirre]

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[technoboiler]

dont be rude pob
thanx for sharing that braces :D

[bluezephyr750]

haha :D


(need to write more cos i havent enough characters :mad: )

[Braces]

oi wake up ya lazy git, how about this one then.

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it"

The young girl looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did", chuckled the cop

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top"

[iomrob]

braces , all i have to say is...................did you go past your first 100 posta and not get a round in :p


oh and when you going to post some jokes :p