Okay... where's....

[100%Pat]

FOREST FRED!!!
What have you lot done with him... hes been missing a few weeks now and thats not like him at all!! So c'mon own up who's got him!!!! He belongs here and is probably feeling very homesick by now, come on give him back now!!
Hmmmm bet this is that bloody Friar Tuck's doing ... :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

I spotted him, he is posing as one of the virgins!!! Here's a clue......the advert thread! :)

[100%Pat]

Neither of the two virgins are him.... I've checked profiles.
I bet you've got him stashed somewhere and are trying to throw me off the scent!!! :o

[Mrs Reject]

Neither of the two virgins are him.... I've checked profiles.
I bet you've got him stashed somewhere and are trying to throw me off the scent!!! :o

Are you sure, he used to go under the name of Zeek on the dark side!!!

[100%Pat]

No Im pretty sure I met Zeek a while back and he comes from down south ... Essexy way somewhere. :o

[Mrs Reject]

Oh dear if Zeek isn't Forest Fred then I've been over familiar with a complete stranger :eek:

[TaxiDave]

Oh dear if Zeek isn't Forest Fred then I've been over familiar with a complete stranger :eek:

Nothing new there then !!!!! :D :D

[Zeek]

if im not FF......then who am i ???????????????????????????? :D

[womble]

dunno bob who are you ?

[DANNY]

Ive got him and i want one million quid in used notes leaving in a plain brown paper bag in the waste bin behind Blackpool bus station today. Come alone and no tricks or i will have to return him.

[TaxiDave]

You can keep him :D , and nobody goes behind Blackpool Bus Station do they??

[100%Pat]

Mr Chaz knows it very well..... :D

[TaxiDave]

Bet he's a George Michael fan :D

[100%Pat]

even has George Micheal Tee shirts among his collection.... he has a Gen-u-ine Harley one too you know....
ROFL :D

[TaxiDave]

even has George Micheal Tee shirts among his collection.... he has a Gen-u-ine Harley one too you know....
ROFL :D


Will it be making an appearance at the forum do (The t-shirt that is)

[Fanakerpan]

I'm forest fred...honest...or spartacus? :confused: can never remember really

[TaxiDave]

I'm forest fred...honest...or spartacus? :confused: can never remember really

No, I'm Forest Fred

[Bosun]

more worryingly whos looking after his goats

[Jim]

more worryingly whos looking after his goats

ME!!

Its the least I can do for him, they'll be nice and warm for when he returns.

[Friar Tuck]

Nuffink to do wiv ME! I've seen his foto! Bluddy SCARY! :eek:

[100%Pat]

Does anyone know if things are okay with him, I've emailed and heard nothing back.
I'm gonna sticky this so folks will pay more attention! If anyone knows him tell the bastard to let us know he's okay!" :eek:

[Santa]

ME!!

Its the least I can do for him, they'll be nice and warm for when he returns.

They'll also be walking very funny :eek:

[ForestFred]

HI ITS ME I"M BACK!! no thanks to 'orrible little spotty geeks wot creates them fnkin computer viruses I've just manged to get me puter back up an running . So you missed me then :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

:) :) :)
Glad to see you are OK

[100%Pat]

Yes I was worried you silly old sod

[Mrs Reject]

Thank goodness now we can sleep at night :)

[Zeek]

Thank f**k for that.........that means I must be me then....!?!?!?!?................... I think.......... :confused: :D

[ForestFred]

Thank goodness now we can sleep at night :)
I thought you slept between sunrise and sunset :D

[Jim]

Does this mean I've got to give the goats back ?

[ForestFred]

Does this mean I've got to give the goats back ?
Too right all goats belong to me!!!! :D