What advert do you peeps hate most in the world?

[Mrs Reject]

So many to choose from, the one that makes my blood boil is that Michael Winner car insurance one with that stupid bimbo who, "Isn't his sister" and keeps holding up posters saying, "Hello mum". My spleen explodes every time I see it and new spleens don't come cheap these days! :confused:

[Zeek]

I hate the ones that start at about 7:30 every evenin in the week & advertise "extreme mind numbing crap" they normally finish around 8:30 ish................ :D :D :D

wonder if that will upset a few peeps......... :D :

[Jay]

Mrs R. I have to agree that Michael Winner advert is almost enough to tip me over the edge too.......but after all these years I still haven't recovered from that god awful abomination of British advertising....................................... ........................ It's all you have to do, you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back - do the shake and vac and........bluuuuu barf....spew-huh-huh.

Why? Why would that woman ever do that?

[TaxiDave]

So many to choose from, the one that makes my blood boil is that Michael Winner car insurance one with that stupid bimbo who, "Isn't his sister" and keeps holding up posters saying, "Hello mum". My spleen explodes every time I see it and new spleens don't come cheap these days! :confused:


I've heard that the lads who help our beloved illegal immigrants enter our beloved isle can get you a spleen really cheap. They do a two for the price of one offer on kidneys too!

[poridge wog]

MRS R totaly agree michael winner more like michael w!"ker and i would just like to add HELLO MUM! :D

[mr.chaz]

I like Michael Winner and the way he pokes fun at himself. I also like the way a fat old git like him gets some cracking birds. Good lad!

Now I really , really hate that bloody Fanta advert - where the bride is at the alter on her own and there's some pr*ck dancing about and singing in an orange suit. What's that all about? and more importantly , who the hell came up with that crap?

and I hate those bloody Barclays adverts where they hire expensive hollywood actors such as Samuel L Jackson and Donald Sutherland - F8ck me! not exactly a way to promote that they are a bank worth investing your money with. Makes me cringe at how much it must have cost them !

All time stinker is... that motoring advert where the car runs over the kiddie and picks him up on the bonnet , in slow motion. Supposedly makes you want to slow down by the excess 5mph he was doing over the limit. Just makes me feel sick that someone would put that on tv so graphically!

On an upbeat note - the best ones ever have to be Virgin and their old series of Wycliff commercials - fuggin' hilarious

[misfits ragdoll]

yep got to agree hello mum im on tv what about best tv ad mine has got to be wkd karate pull the finger one and carlsberg with the best flat mate in the world :p

[Yoda]

what about
..
'Would You Risk-it for a swiskit'

or

'A mans gotta chew what a mans gotta chew'

[Bosun]

the one with the really bad french accent they play on the local radio every 1/2 hour


dont know much about tv ones.. can never get remote out of aged p's hand..

[JOE]

That friggin ol' del passo advert with that irritating tart on the phone going "aromatic spices", if I was the bloke cookin' she'd receive the mince rectally while still in the saucepan!!!!!!

[guyver1]

OK i have to get this off my chest, i was a single father for a few years and i really ****ing hated the mcdonalds advert about how you have to love your mom. i hated it so much in fact that after i complained with a few other fathers the advert got banned, but on a happy note i must admit to loving the advert where the bird flies around constipated till it ****s on the washing thats just been hung out to dry......niceeee :p

[blackhack]

Come on now boys and girls......theres much worse than the ones mentioned so far....what about ferreir roshete (?) and that smarmy ambassadour "he's really spoiling us"...What with ??....some poxy chocolates that you wouldnt foist of on your worst enemy....

The bloody things not even in english...its dubbed, and very badly dubbed to boot..

[Bosun]

the Thai tv ads for honda smiles was pretty orrid

well OK anything on Thai TV orrid

[DANNY]

first thing i do when an anti-smoking add comes on is spark up. Love the old smash adds, and they smash them all to bits hee hee hee.

[Mrs Reject]

That friggin ol' del passo advert with that irritating tart on the phone going "aromatic spices", if I was the bloke cookin' she'd receive the mince rectally while still in the saucepan!!!!!!

ff's, no self respecting Italian person would eat that Unilever ****e. They would spit on it and wave their arms about in extravagant gestures.
Anyone ever tasted it - it is filth!!!!! You need half a pound of cheese on top to get rid of the taste!:eek:

[mr.chaz]

Ah yes , but you've just gotta love the ice cream advert where poor old Italian "momma" is surplus to requirements. Say's "Ciao" and walks down the road with her bags packed - not before she kicks over little Gianni's scooter!

hohohoho!

[Mrs Reject]

Ah yes , but you've just gotta love the ice cream advert where poor old Italian "momma" is surplus to requirements. Say's "Ciao" and walks down the road with her bags packed - not before she kicks over little Gianni's scooter!

hohohoho!

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Yes :) But at least the icecream is palatable!

[Mitch]

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Yes :) But at least the icecream is palatable!

is that palatable in the same way as that Extra Cold Guinness? - any tastebuds that you did have are zapped away in an instant! :rolleyes:

[Doro]

yes car credit



need I say more?

[Gypsy]

bloody washing powder adverts... new whiter ****... if its that good now . what crap were they selling before hand
oh and bloody wiskers !!!!1 AGGHHHH 9 outta 10 cats prefer it my arse,,, if the mange ridden moggy didnt eat it , it would die!!!!
and car adverts ALL of them,, but this car and you get pull a bird !!!!!

ok time for a rest :D

[cxdemon]

Those f**ckin loan adverts, "consolidate this and be better off, yeah right :mad:

[Gypsy]

yeah better off dead !!!!!

[mr.chaz]

yes car credit



need I say more?

Bev ? Trev?

Bev! Trev!

Beeeev , Treeeev

We used to have a car like that....

( and they're still driving a fuggin Volvo!) :)

[big gal]

I have to agree with a lot of u peeps,i hate the Michael Winner ones the most! Isnt he just the most ugliest annoying bloke in the world?! Another thing is i dont really understand why he agreed to do those adds,isnt he supposed to be a film director with squilllions of quids in his bank account. His face reminds me of one of those old gezzer muppets from the muppet show,oh he makes me cringe,uuugh :eek: lol

[Doro]

aw gypsy there are some good car adverts.....the one where the cars play hide n seek and footie and the one that acts like a dog and the one like 'mousetrap'

only other ones I hate (gypsy knows this one) is the teaching one where the fella sits up in bed and leaves his head behind, also the other two headless adverts they've recently started to show

what is it with headless adverts?

very disturbing if you ask me

the teacher one still gives me a fright everytime I see it

and I'm the sort of person that can watch most horror films and find em funny duh

:cool:

[bill?]

that advert with the kid shouting "donkey,donkey,donkey" gets right up my nose, its not as if he's actually won the animal is it!

[Born2bVile]

'GIllette : The best a man can get'

I mean, come on!

How about
'An all night shag-a-thon with Anne Widdecombe in the back seat of a mini : The worst a man can get, but still better than a poxy razor'

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[Mrs Reject]

yes car credit



need I say more?

Hahaha, believe it or not I used to work in the office above Yes car credit office in Horsham. Contrary to the happy smilie call centre faces on the ad they all hated working there and used to come outside with us for a fag with faces like a slapped a*se!:)

[Tiger Lily]

The Worthers ad springs to mind, the one with the old git & kid wiv bad hair.

I used to love the TRIOadvert when I was a kid, I don't think they even exist now. They were yummy biscuit type things, like Breakaways (that was a catchy ad to), but in 3 break off bits. YUM!!

Suzy sings the TRRRIIIOOOO

TRI IIIOOOOOOO

:D

[dracken1]

i used to hate the motorcycle adverts.
yamaha and honda mainly.
thankfully they don't show them anymore.

and a good job too.
encouraging people to become motorcyclists, i mean they drink thier own urine
and hump chickens, prior to biting thier heads off.

and the biker women, well everyone knows what thier like.
switch blade yielding,butter would'nt melt in thier mouths hussies,

sorry what was the question again?

[Mitch]

The Worthers ad springs to mind, the one with the old git & kid wiv bad hair.

I used to love the TRIOadvert when I was a kid, I don't think they even exist now. They were yummy biscuit type things, like Breakaways (that was a catchy ad to), but in 3 break off bits. YUM!!

Suzy sings the TRRRIIIOOOO

TRI IIIOOOOOOO

:D

Daylight com an' I wanna go home!!!! :)

[UKRobKLR650]

Cant remember the name of the comapny but the prick who says i fell cause they gave me the wrong ladder. For fcuks sake you bloody moron, you gormless ***** pity ya didnt break yer bloody neck for being such a turd.
Anyway, thats just one of the ad's that annoys me.
Oh the BUPA ad where the womens basically inferring that if she wasnt in BUPA she would have died of cancer. I find that disgusting and quite frankly should be banned. Must be great for the people who have cancer yet cant afford a pot to piss in. Oh great im gonna die cause i cant afford BUPA. Wankers, pissin wankin Bastard self righteous BUPA. :mad:

[dracken1]

from klr
Wankers, pissin wankin Bastard self righteous BUPA

i might have misunderstood.
but do you happen to hate bupa?

it's just a feeling i get :D :D

[Mrs Reject]

Cant remember the name of the comapny but the prick who says i fell cause they gave me the wrong ladder. For fcuks sake you bloody moron, you gormless ***** pity ya didnt break yer bloody neck for being such a turd.
Anyway, thats just one of the ad's that annoys me.
Oh the BUPA ad where the womens basically inferring that if she wasnt in BUPA she would have died of cancer. I find that disgusting and quite frankly should be banned. Must be great for the people who have cancer yet cant afford a pot to piss in. Oh great im gonna die cause i cant afford BUPA. Wankers, pissin wankin Bastard self righteous BUPA. :mad:

Oh dear, I used to be a ward sister at a Bupa hospital - very nice job it was too :) However, before UKRob declares a fatwa on me I am returning to the NHS after I've done my degree.
To be honest though you are more likely to die at a Bupa hospital post surgery as they don't have emergency facilities like intensive care and other specialists on hand, you have to be shipped out to a local NHS hospital and hope it's not too late by the time you get there AND most insurance policies don't cover the terminal phase of cancer as by then it's "chronic" so they'll quite happily take your premiums but if you're dying you're likely to spend your final days not in Bupa but an NHS ward 'cos you're not covered by the policy any more.
I think I can kiss goodbye to working for them again after this little tirade:eek:

[Gypsy]

just saw a new horrid advert

the one for sausages where the 'dad' fights with the dog

tis very nasty

:mad:

[UKRobKLR650]

I wouldnt say im anti BUPA as such, or the people that work for them im just anti the inferring that only they can cure terminal illness. I think all Doctors, Nurses so on so forth are bloody heroes, dont matter who they work for. Ah well, such is life :D

[Santa]

I can't stand the one where the window cleaner over-reaches (stupid prat!) and his ladder falls leaving him hanging from a window sill and then some stupid bint comes out and moves her car in case he falls on it! Oh, and any ad with Jamie Oliver prattling on about Sainsburys. :mad:

[Born2bVile]

[QUOTE=dracken1]encouraging people to become motorcyclists, i mean they drink thier own urine
and hump chickens, prior to biting thier heads off.[QUOTE]

Them feathered little teases just ask for it though.......

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[Friar Tuck]

....encouraging people to become motorcyclists, i mean they drink thier own urine and hump chickens, prior to biting thier heads off...
Wot? You don't then? Shame on you! Call yourself a biker?

[Friar Tuck]

Norwich Union! "Quote me Happy!" Aaaaaaaarrrrrrghh!

And "Thats' More Than Lucky!" You tried 'em? Bloody right they are! Quoted me More Than any other car insurance!

[Jonnyfp]

Campino sweets. hmm they taste just like strawberries and cream.

FUG OFF!

[100%Pat]

Rik hates that car ad too, it makes his blood boil, as the car has obviously been tampered with as if you watch the back wheels they keep going round if the back brakes were not disconected they would lock up. It is a blatent attempt to shock (and while thats not entirely a bad thing) its just a set up ad and not true, you'd think they could at least get it right they are conning folk on the stopping distance they quote as if the brakes were working correctly the car could probably of stopped in time.... on the ad I mean.
Not trying to justify speeding etc just like things to be correct.

[dracken1]

i usually ignore adverts as most are utter crap and far from factual.

my misses hates adverts for anti wrinkle creams and cellulite.
as they all use a girl built like a twig, who looks like she is looking forward to her sixteenth birthday.

[MrFluffy]

Theres something in marketing terms called the 10% anomoly (cant remember if its 10% but thats what springs to mind, the logics accurate anyway), that is 10% of people when shown a advert to try and influence them to buy something either ignore it totally, or go out and NOT buy it on purpose because they find it offensive in some way. Helping a friend out with her marketing degree with a questionaire, she told me I was one of these 10% anomolies, because I wont buy something on the strength of a ad, but Ill NOT buy something if the ad annoys me in some way. So just grin and bear the bad adverts knowing that theyre pissing off the other ones in the 10% group too..

But getting back to the thread ...

I never ever ever ever ever ever buy stuff that Im mailed about unsoliticated either electronic or postal, or generally given hard sell over. If I want their stuff Ill go find it when it suits me. Period. Even if its something I really want, on principle I wont do business with them. So thats every piece of spam and junk mail that im annoyed about. Along with telesales and other such forms of mass annoyance.

As for tv, Im irritated by the direct line loan adverts (lets not even mention that stupid red phone in their earlier days cos they couldnt afford a proper advert) where he gets a loan to replace his vw camper and gets the girl blah blah, mostly because those who know, know a good vw bay camper in tidy road legal condition costs more than the ex rep mobile he manages to buy in its place with the loan (and id have the vw over it any day of the month cos its got character ). Tossers and poor research. And Im sorry, but anyone who "isnt getting in that" even if i turn up in a dayglow orange invalid carriage walks, and good riddance, I hate vehicle snobs. One more for the list of companies not to buy stuff from....

Im also annoyed by the norwich union ad's because people seemingly manage to get a quote on the basis of "its a hatchback". We all know you get less interrogation at an interview for top job at MI5 than if you ring a normal insurance company, so this is plainly b*llocks and we're not going to be taken in like sheep by this NU so treat us with a bit of intelligence. Ive worked out theyre trying to not highlight this but still find it a bit insulting that they expect this to work.

And finally, the advert for that personal injury firm of ambulance chasers where the fat old wrinkly owner boss bloke does the advert acting himself, you can tell nobody in the company had the balls to tell him to hire someone a bit more photogenic or use someone who looked a bit more trustworthy (after all on tv you only get superficial first impressions) and he just comes accross as full of sh*t and dodgy. Its his money to waste as he sees fit I suppose but its part of my life he's wasting with his crappy advert...

And im going to stand up for the barclays adverts, because some of them make me think even a tiny bit, even if they did cost a packet to get the actors. It beats the natwest ones where theyre crowing about reversing their branch closures, which theyre only having to do cos they closed so bloody many in the first place...

Lets hear it for the great device known as a pvr (tivo clone), which lets me skip all the advert breaks in live tv mode...

[Mrs Reject]

I just saw a spleen flying over yonder trees, it wouldn't be yours would it Mr Fluffy? :) :) :)

[smeghead]

i used to hate the hamlet ones grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[smeghead]

the one i really hated was the ones from a well known camera company, when i asked the company wtf the ads were about i was told if you didnt understand it its not aimed at you grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[cxdemon]

Any of the shampoo ads where they say "your worth it!" :mad:
Oh and the mini adventure ones :confused:

[Bosun]

and there seems t be far too many radio adverts with dentists drills on eeuuuuugh

[z650tart]

the Halifax ad with that t##t Howard, the dancing cashier,(or whatever he is) riding a swan..... gets right on mi tits that one :mad: