Newbie Introduce Yourself Thread......

[triker_gal]

will this do for now ? ;)

[Shade]

no, it won't

[Friar Tuck]

Bloody 'ell TG! 534 posts! You genetically modified to login to the site as soon as you wake up then?Hang on a sec! I think I've just cottoned on, you are feeding on the blood of fresh born virgin newbies aren't you? Hence the newbie thread! Saves on hunting through the postings though! :D

[witchypoo]

a little bit about myself, im old and grey and lazy, i got a long pointy hat and buffy is my best mate so watch out TG :p

[Freelancer]

I hate the word newbie and I aint been a virgin for quite a while (although I'll pretend if you ask nice) ! I've got, had, may still posses (see Monday mornin bllues thread) a ZZR1100D, its an oldie but a goodie, bit like me but age is relative :D I've stopped saying my age< just refer to it as "the same age as Brad Pitt". It doesn't sound so bad! :D

[triker_gal]

a little bit about myself, im old and grey and lazy, i got a long pointy hat and buffy is my best mate so watch out TG :p
Buffy - pah !! leightweight :p being as I'm an Italian Mamma (goes off grumbleing insanities and nasties about that comment !!!!) :mad:

[guydewdney]

ill stick my neck out to be sucked dry...


Guy, member of insane mcc (http://www.insanemcc.com) , engineer type, ride a tdm850 1996 foxeye type, with VFR single sider swingarm and matching vfr front wheel.

been riding 14 years so far, only broken one bone (leg, fell off moped at 5mph.... doh') only passed var test 3 yrs ago

always very helpful to other bikers (i always scour the side of the road for broken down bikers, even when im in the car - which makes people look at me funny when i screech to a halt in a fuggin' gert merc coupe and get the toolbox out of the boot :rolleyes: )

Single atm, 30, good looking, 6', brainy, slim (can you see where this is going yet...)

Guy

[Jonnyfp]

Watch that shade bloke he's a tart yaknow. :D

[El_Mick]

Watch that shade bloke he's a tart yaknow. :D

Naw jonny shade's been upgraded to super tart after the 3 B's do

[triker_gal]

ill stick my neck out to be sucked dry...
Guy
Ello Guy and welcome, nice to offer your neck being a newbie virgin an all, lol :D

[Jonnyfp]

Ello Guy and welcome, nice to offer your neck being a newbie virgin an all, lol :D


Oi i welcomed you on. erm the other side.

I'm jonny. :D

[triker_gal]

Oi i welcomed you on. erm the other side.

I'm jonny. :D
And its took you 26 posts to realise it,lmao. Hiya chuck xx

[Jonnyfp]

And its took you 26 posts to realise it,lmao. Hiya chuck xx


I do talk cack. i did warn em but nooo they did'nt want to hear it. lmao. :D

Hows you?

And chuck must be a midlandism cos i say it too. lol

[Freelancer]

ill stick my neck out to be sucked dry...


Hmm sounds like fun!! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Hah! Told ya! All them Newbie Virgins fell for TG's trap, hook, line and sinker!

No way out for 'em now!

[Jonnyfp]

Hah! Told ya! All them Newbie Virgins fell for TG's trap, hook, line and sinker!

No way out for 'em now!

Can we go now, its awfully dark in here. :(

[triker_gal]

Hah! Told ya! All them Newbie Virgins fell for TG's trap, hook, line and sinker!

No way out for 'em now!
Drrrattttt and double Drraatttttt !!!! Foiled again :D mwaaahhahahhahhahaaaaa

[triker_gal]

Can we go now, its awfully dark in here. :(
oops, sorry, seem to have mislaid the key :rolleyes: hehehehe. Anyway, its rude to leave the table when a lady is still eating ,lmao :D

[jediross]

Another Newbie here,

Ride a 1980 Honda CB900C with the addition of a third wheel and a bench seat for the kids!! Back into riding after 16 year gap and loving it.

luv to y'all!! :D

[Yoda]

welcome fellow Jedi

nice to 'virtualy' meet you

Yoda

[Jonnyfp]

oops, sorry, seem to have mislaid the key :rolleyes: hehehehe. Anyway, its rude to leave the table when a lady is still eating ,lmao :D


Are you 30 and have hayfever TG,

suddenly i like this dungeon. ;) :D

[big gal]

Hello im new am i supposed to introduce myself then?? Not sure how this works really :)

[guydewdney]

i think the principle is you say hi, im blah, ive been riding blah for blah years


replace blah with sensible things ;)




hello.... im new as well.... but ive already intro'd myself

[big gal]

Ok im big gal and i like classic bikes n scooters (vespas), im in my thirtys and single. I come from the depths of the mysterious South but am willing to go anywhere to meet new pals,cheers" xx

[BlackPig]

i think the principle is you say hi, im blah, ive been riding blah for blah years


replace blah with sensible things ;)




hello.... im new as well.... but ive already intro'd myself


AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

They used that word again !!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[shane.N]

Well I'm new and I haven't fell for TGs trap.



Hold on ,where am I,LET ME OUT.

[guydewdney]

AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

They used that word again !!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

<newbie>
what word?
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[jojoe9]

sensible i think could be wrong it might be blah :confused:

[Tim750]

Hi there my names Tim and i've ridden bikes since 1979 i currently have a modified 750 Bandit :)

[Yoda]

Hiya............

[TaxiDave]

Hiya, I'm Dave, 38 years old (40 next year, "big party") and I drive a taxi, and I like motorcycles and tricycles, and fluffy animals and if I win tonight I want to feed the starving children of the world and help to bring about world peace.


Walks off to stage left in swimsuit with huge smile.


Am I mixed up again, am I not a newbie??? :confused:

[BlackPig]

sensible i think could be wrong .. :confused:


Don't do that word , should be BANNED !!!!!!! :D :D

[poridge wog]

hi i'm poridge wog and i have turretts syndrome and dyslexia this means i cant fookeng spill :D

[Jay]

hi i'm poridge wog and i have turretts syndrome and dyslexia this means i cant fookeng spill :D

PW.... you are a funny chap. I like that.

[poridge wog]

Hiya, I'm Dave, 38 years old (40 next year, "big party") and I drive a taxi, and I like motorcycles and tricycles, and fluffy animals and if I win tonight I want to feed the starving children of the world and help to bring about world peace.


Walks off to stage left in swimsuit with huge smile.


Am I mixed up again, am I not a newbie??? :confused:

where can i buy a swimsuit with a huge smile or did you make youre own? :D

[ForestFred]

Hrumph!! i dont know I go offline for a few weeks and TG takes over all the newbies not one of 'em has bought a goat along with them I dont know young people today....mutter ..mutter :)

[MrFluffy]

Hiya, I'm Dave, 38 years old (40 next year, "big party") and I drive a taxi, and I like motorcycles and tricycles, and fluffy animals


I worry sometimes about people here and their obsession with fluffy animals :D

[Jonnyfp]

So would that be a bandit 6 with a slabside 750 lump in it then?

If it is then very nice. how fast mister?

[krammer]

Hi there all, krammer here with a need to pop my chat cherry! I live in Birmingham and my weapon of choice is a VTX 1800. My hobbies include basket making, embroidery, flying kites ...err...spotting Eddie Stobart trucks, sometimes I wonder how I fit it all in.
bye bye

[Mitch]

I worry sometimes about people here and their obsession with fluffy animals :D

But they're so cute and fluffy and the wet pink nose thing and the little paws, how can anyone resist????????

[Bosun]

if we wernt meant to love little furry animals why was gaffa tape invented?

[acidpixie]

oh ok.....
Im Colin, 42 a London boy but living in North Wales now. got a CD250 that WILL work one day. S'pecially since I sprayed it Rasta coloures.
I used to drive around with a van full of sweeties (but I dont now)
Im married and very happy . My wifes lovely and a witch.
I love scooters, chops, rats, telly tubbies and fluffy things
Im 5' 6" tall and a fat slaphead.
Since I stopped using Lithuim and Lustral I dont write poetry any more... which is a good thing really. ok?

[MrFluffy]

if we wernt meant to love little furry animals why was gaffa tape invented?

have you by any chance been buying stuff from real hamster?
http://www.realhamster.com
....

[Friar Tuck]

oh ok.....
Im Colin, 42 a London boy but living in North Wales now. got a CD250 that WILL work one day. S'pecially since I sprayed it Rasta coloures.
I used to drive around with a van full of sweeties (but I dont now)
Im married and very happy . My wifes lovely and a witch.
I love scooters, chops, rats, telly tubbies and fluffy things
Im 5' 6" tall and a fat slaphead.
Since I stopped using Lithuim and Lustral I dont write poetry any more... which is a good thing really. ok?
Ee! Anyone from the old AWOL forum remember the National Colin Club?

[MrFluffy]

My only recollection from the awol site was gangs of mutant snails eating someone elses racing silverfish.
Oh and someone called rodders with a custard fetish.

[acidpixie]

i remember the colin club, i went into a chat room and had to prove that i wasnt THE COLIN, just ANOTHER COLIN.
By the way, what happened to Gruf... how come we ended up with that Ramrod crap?
I sometimes think the Scooter mags have more in common with the old BSH ethos than BSH have now, it seams to be all big buck bikes and clothes with Harley printed on them.
... mind you i guess il be dismissed as bitter...
..and possibly twisted. we have got a goat in our back room though.

[Mrs Reject]

My wifes lovely and a witch.


There's a lot of that sorta thing round here, eastbourne is known as Salem on Sea :) Naturally we wouldn't know anything about that :p

[Huw Beer Monster]

if we wernt meant to love little furry animals why was gaffa tape invented?

Gaffa tape is like the force.

It has a dark side, it has a light side. And it holds the universe together. ;)

[Jay]

Gaffa tape is like the force.

It has a dark side, it has a light side. And it holds the universe together. ;)

...thats not the POLICE force then obviously

[Crofty]

It's reeally Dan croft. I been biking for about 2 or 3 years now (I got my first bike 15 aug 2002, just can't be bothered to do the maths.) I ride a Yamaha Maxim X now it's running a bit **** at the mo, another coil methinks.
I'm 20, a student at Leeds uni doing mechanical engineering (none of it is relevant to the real world, just maths and pysics and boringness) I'm moving into my new house in headingley soon. er, If we're all going down the same route as guy: Single 20 likes bikes (no ****) beer films music, the usual. 5'4" gsoh brown hair, actually a lot of these are the same aren't they?

[Jonnyfp]

It's reeally Dan croft. I been biking for about 2 or 3 years now (I got my first bike 15 aug 2002, just can't be bothered to do the maths.) I ride a Yamaha Maxim X now it's running a bit **** at the mo, another coil methinks.
I'm 20, a student at Leeds uni doing mechanical engineering (none of it is relevant to the real world, just maths and pysics and boringness) I'm moving into my new house in headingley soon. er, If we're all going down the same route as guy: Single 20 likes bikes (no ****) beer films music, the usual. 5'4" gsoh brown hair, actually a lot of these are the same aren't they?



Are you introducing yourself for chat or something else ya tart.

Nice folk on here, hav'nt been here long myself. I'll have a newky ta.

[Huw Beer Monster]

Are you introducing yourself for chat or something else ya tart.

Nice folk on here, hav'nt been here long myself. I'll have a newky ta.

Just going on rumour and hearsay, does this mean Jonny will get lost going home? ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Just going on rumour and hearsay, does this mean Jonny will get lost going home? ;)


My how word travels fast. lmao.

[guyver1]

i thought i had already posted here but obviously not, im 32 for another 2 weeks, have a 9 year old son who lives with me, got divorced a few years back (still going through the courts though) now have my girlfriend living with me, i have a Honda CB700s Nighthawk, plus 2 cars (Saab 9000turbo and a Mini monster truck) own house, Im a self employed Bricklayer and i also instruct at the local bike training centre on weekends,i used to be a weapons engineer in the Royal Navy on nuclear subs but i gave it up to spend more time with my wife (what a waste of timew that was eh) need to know anymore then ask away :cool:

[Crofty]

Are you introducing yourself for chat or something else ya tart.

Nice folk on here, hav'nt been here long myself. I'll have a newky ta.

Not intentionally for owt else, but if there's any nice girlies in the Leeds area, give me a shout in a month or so when I get my new house.
Also SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB!!!

[triker_gal]

your turn to introduce yaself ;) mwahahhahahaaaaaaa

*gets coffin ready*