just had 20mins of my missus holding my testicles

[dracken1]

pervies need read no further :D

took a mould off a 9" rear chop fender this morning. instead of trimming off the excess while the glass was still pliable. i got called away. so when i got back it had gone off completely.
no prob i just use an air cut off gizmo. but while carrying it over to do it i held it against me and felt a twinge (read like a hypodermic needle) going into my scrotum.
low and behold showed the missus and there it is a 1/2" long stand of resined glass fibre in me ball bag and it's snapped off under the skin. do i go to casualty.(do i fuck! i know them all)
so i recline back and let my missus loose with a brand new scalpel and tweezers. (it's a good idea if you search your memory before allowing this. just to double check that you have not badly upset her in the past or got caught two timing) i have'nt.
20 minutes later,a lot of sweat (on me) it's out.
pics are not available :D :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

pervies need read no further :D

took a mould off a 9" rear chop fender this morning. instead of trimming off the excess while the glass was still pliable. i got called away. so when i got back it had gone off completely.
no prob i just use an air cut off gizmo. but while carrying it over to do it i held it against me and felt a twinge (read like a hypodermic needle) going into my scrotum.
low and behold showed the missus and there it is a 1/2" long stand of resined glass fibre in me ball bag and it's snapped off under the skin. do i go to casualty.(do i fuck! i know them all)
so i recline back and let my missus loose with a brand new scalpel and tweezers. (it's a good idea if you search your memory before allowing this. just to double check that you have not badly upset her in the past or got caught two timing) i have'nt.
20 minutes later,a lot of sweat (on me) it's out.
pics are not available :D :D

Ouch :eek:

[Mitch]

Mrs R says:

Oooooh, poor love how we feel for you. I'm considering going to casualty as well as I think I may have broken a bone in me foot but quite honestly can't be arsed to hang around in there.
Ooer glass fibre in such a sensitive place eek!!!! :eek:

[Yoda]

Ouch
just the thought is painfull

and what we all need to know is 'did you do something to upset her prior to it' :) :)

[Spike]

Oww ya buger !! :eek:

[Bosun]

:eek: oooh my eyes water at the thought :)

[iomrob]

someone tell me what happened , he said, pervs need read no further. so i stopped :D


really though, how many times did you tell her you loved her in that 20 minutes.....i would have promised the earth...through tears.
hope your ok

[Dougie]

Hope you got all the fibres out,I got my forearms full of wee bits from the GRP armour on the Land Rovers when I was in N Ireland,itched like feck for years!But then I suppose you'll know that kinda thing,I'll shut up now.....

[ForestFred]

I dunno what some blokes will do to get their mrs told their spuds :rolleyes: :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

I dunno what some blokes will do to get their mrs told their spuds :rolleyes: :D

PMSL, that would be a "Garry Trick" LOL and I'd belive him :eek: :D

[krammer]

are you sure you was'nt making some sort of mould of yer knob which you were then planning to sell in borth's only sex shop? (or sheep r us)as it is coloqially known. :D

[badvoc]

Ouch! brings tears to my eyes thinking about it :eek:

[dracken1]

krammer you obviously hav'nt worked with glass fibre.
it gets bloody hot as it's setting.
no for a knob mould you need wax and plaster of paris...........

...............oi shud'nt have mentioned tha :eek:

[krammer]

krammer you obviously hav'nt worked with glass fibre.
it gets bloody hot as it's setting.
no for a knob mould you need wax and plaster of paris...........

...............oi shud'nt have mentioned tha :eek: of course i knew that :o hope your marley bag does'nt throb too much mate and may the swelling never go down.

[Yoda]

no for a knob mould you need wax and plaster of paris...........

...............oi shud'nt have mentioned tha :eek:

anyone know where i can by plaster of paris by the tonne ??

Yoda
Ps why is it called 'Plaster of Paris'

[master_of_wishes]

ouch ouch ouch ouch,but surely glass fibre is like snake venom and should really be sucked out by a willing female lol

[kitkatman]

i gave my missus a scarlpal and my goolies.....well the thought ain't worth thinking.....

[Crofty]

I don't feel well.

[Bosun]

is this a personal service or one she would consider qoting for ?