Moron of the week award....................

[Mrs Reject]

Goes to ..........me! Was coming home today and heard the old bike run out of petrol, no probs thought I, just smoothly switch onto reserve and off we go...........to my horror, it was already on reserve :eek:
Got off bike (handy layby) and all I could see for miles around was rolling hills, sea, woods, more rolling hills, no civilisation in sight.
Turned on phone, a bleep followed by the message......."You have 60 seconds talk time left". Bollocks! Still I'm home now, will pick it up when Mitch gets back with car and petrol can :mad:

[Bag Lady]

Ohh Mrs R..

You made me smile but it is not your week is it...... :D

[ForestFred]

Let me see Do I nod sagely in symphany for a friend who has had some miss fortune or do I roll on the floor clutching my sides in hysterics......................................... .................................................. .....























option 2 me thinks :D :D :D

[Santa]

Easter weekend about a dozen of our club set off for Midway MCC rally in convoy. About halfway there it was realised that we'd lost 4 or 5 bikes from the convoy. We pulled over and someone turned round and went back to find out what had happened to the rest. A few miles back down the road they were found trying to restart one of the bikes which had just cut out and stopped. Eventually the owner told everyone else to carry on and he'd get the RAC out, which he duly did. The RAC man got his bike going again so he carried on to the rally, only to run out of petrol half a mile from the site, and yes he discovered he was already switched to reserve so pushed his fully loaded bike the last half mile to the rally!
The same person took his bike into the local bike shop (run by a fellow club member) on a saturday morning (usually a busy time) and asked if something on his bike (I know not what) could be fixed. As a special favour for a club member they said they would squeeze it in for him and duly did. When he returned to collect his bike he couldn't start it, so went back into the shop moaning that they'd done something wrong and it wouldn't start. The mechanic went out to the bike, looked, flicked the kill switch to the ON position and started the bike! Needless to say this particular club member is never allowed to forget these acts of stupidity. (not even to mention the time he rode his bike into my tent at a rally ). :o

[Mad Dog]

Every club should have one of those members.

In fact, just about every club I know, has one.


Mrs R.:-
Never a dull moment in your household, is there? :)

[kitkatman]

i have run out of diesel at the gate house of the brewery before....boy did i have the piss taken out of me, but one of the lads, whilst derving his lorry, forgot to take the gun out of the tank and dragged the pump around the yard and it only took them a week to clear the god knows how many gallons of diesel from the road....... :D

[Dougie]

i have run out of diesel at the gate house of the brewery before....boy did i have the piss taken out of me, but one of the lads, whilst derving his lorry, forgot to take the gun out of the tank and dragged the pump around the yard and it only took them a week to clear the god knows how many gallons of diesel from the road....... :D
Rotfflmfao! :D :D :D

[Creature]

does this mean when we all next together we can sing (alledgedly)

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Ive been going out for a ride
His on my Kawasaki
But last night he said to me
when we were watching the scenery

(this is what he said)

He said listen MRS R I love you
But ive just run outa gasoline
I dont want to two wait on you
So its the end for you and me

Who's this bike I asked her
Kawasaaaki she replied
Not THAT puff I said dismaid
yes but he's no puff she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the petrol station
When I came out there was Kawasaki standing at the car park
And guess who was with him
Yeah the RAC- and they were both laughing at me

oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Kawasaki
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy
but I know shes a moron , mrs R is a moron

mrs R is a moron, mrs R is a moron


CRAP I KNOW BUT BEST I CAN COME UP WITH IN MY DEPRESSED STATE !!!!!

the creature and his brew
the creature and his brew
HIC
HIC
a fallen down creature and his brew :)

[kitkatman]

quality......... :D

[ForestFred]

Ave a word wiv Stevie he might put it on his next cd :D

[Jim]

Easter weekend about a dozen of our club set off for Midway MCC rally in convoy. About halfway there it was realised that we'd lost 4 or 5 bikes from the convoy. We pulled over and someone turned round and went back to find out what had happened to the rest. A few miles back down the road they were found trying to restart one of the bikes which had just cut out and stopped. Eventually the owner told everyone else to carry on and he'd get the RAC out, which he duly did. The RAC man got his bike going again so he carried on to the rally, only to run out of petrol half a mile from the site, and yes he discovered he was already switched to reserve so pushed his fully loaded bike the last half mile to the rally!
The same person took his bike into the local bike shop (run by a fellow club member) on a saturday morning (usually a busy time) and asked if something on his bike (I know not what) could be fixed. As a special favour for a club member they said they would squeeze it in for him and duly did. When he returned to collect his bike he couldn't start it, so went back into the shop moaning that they'd done something wrong and it wouldn't start. The mechanic went out to the bike, looked, flicked the kill switch to the ON position and started the bike! Needless to say this particular club member is never allowed to forget these acts of stupidity. (not even to mention the time he rode his bike into my tent at a rally ). :o

And of course, being loyal club members we would never reveal the identity of this poor unfortunate..









would we ?













ALEX !!!

[saxman]

you need one of these mrs r..... :p

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10486&item=7974684542&rd=1

[Mitch]

does this mean when we all next together we can sing (alledgedly)

-------------------------------------

Ive been going out for a ride
His on my Kawasaki
But last night he said to me
when we were watching the scenery

(this is what he said)

He said listen MRS R I love you
But ive just run outa gasoline
I dont want to two wait on you
So its the end for you and me

Who's this bike I asked her
Kawasaaaki she replied
Not THAT puff I said dismaid
yes but he's no puff she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the petrol station
When I came out there was Kawasaki standing at the car park
And guess who was with him
Yeah the RAC- and they were both laughing at me

oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Kawasaki
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy
but I know shes a moron , mrs R is a moron

mrs R is a moron, mrs R is a moron




Hmmmmm. Jilted John eh? Yeah yeah, It's not fair, yeah yeah!! :D

[Creature]

thats the baby - sounded better before i typed it all out - but hey its a bit o fun :)

[Mrs Reject]

you need one of these mrs r..... :p

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10486&item=7974684542&rd=1

Joy pump? sounds a bit dodgy to me :)

[Creature]

mmmmmmmmmm Sorry Mrs R - was looking thru and this post just happened to come into my mind and make me smile :)

[Mrs Reject]

mmmmmmmmmm Sorry Mrs R - was looking thru and this post just happened to come into my mind and make me smile :)

Yes that song of yours makes me laff as well :D

[BikerGran]

Shame on you Mrs R! Got a GT haven't you? It flashes at you when it needs fuel - doesn't it? Mine does! Course, if you ignore it flashing for 15 miles....... and then ignore the light being on for another 15 miles....... disaster!

But maybe I'm wrong, cos my tank doesn't have a reserve........

[Mrs Reject]

Shame on you Mrs R! Got a GT haven't you? It flashes at you when it needs fuel - doesn't it? Mine does! Course, if you ignore it flashing for 15 miles....... and then ignore the light being on for another 15 miles....... disaster!

But maybe I'm wrong, cos my tank doesn't have a reserve........

It isn't standard GT BG. It's been customised and all the old clocks replaced with shiny new things that tell you bugger all or with nothing. There is no mileometer either, so very easy to run out of petrol if you are not careful!!!
You can't run out of petrol on the standard - everything flashes at you :)

[Mitch]

It isn't standard GT BG. It's been customised and all the old clocks replaced with shiny new things that tell you bugger all or with nothing. There is no mileometer either, so very easy to run out of petrol if you are not careful!!!
You can't run out of petrol on the standard - everything flashes at you :)
Mine's got shiny clocks and a trip-meter... nah-nah-na-na-nah!! :D
Dracken, over to you!!