Good morning

[ernie the dwarf]

Good morning to all...... :D

[El_Mick]

Good morning to you young pink ern .
Can yer get yer dwarf pals in ireland to give me dry weather today please :)

[ernie the dwarf]

I'll have a word for yer Mick,but i have to say they be a surly bunch over there :D

[hardtailbiker]

I hate cheerful feckers in the morning, piss off :D

[ernie the dwarf]

I hate cheerful feckers in the morning, piss off :D

Bog off yer humpy little turd :p

[technoboiler]

I hate cheerful feckers in the morning, piss off :D
:cool: ditto :cool:

[ernie the dwarf]

Oi bird you can bog off as well :p

[bill?]

Good morning to all...... :D

whats so good about it then.

[Shiftyrodent]

whats so good about it then.

It could be worse, at least it's not raining

[technoboiler]

Oi bird you can bog off as well :p
suck my dangly bits :o

[ernie the dwarf]

whats so good about it then.

The sun is out playing in the cloud's,bird's are singing and my printer is bust so i can't do any invoice's :D

[hardtailbiker]

The sun is out playing in the cloud's,bird's are singing and my printer is bust so i can't do any invoice's :D
that'll teach you for being so fecking happy, get a hangover or do you have no brain left after all the abuse

[ernie the dwarf]

that'll teach you for being so fecking happy, get a hangover or do you have no brain left after all the abuse

The brain took the long walk many year's ago during the acid year's :D

[hardtailbiker]

My Brian took the long walk many year's ago during the arse year's :D

probably your pink suits scared him off

[ernie the dwarf]

I think you should get together with Jonnyfp and Jay and start a scat club :eek:

[hardtailbiker]

what is SCAT?

[ernie the dwarf]

LOLOL if yer don't know i ain't telling yer :D

[hardtailbiker]

I don't speak "Southern" and I haven't got a banjo

[ernie the dwarf]

I am "Southern" and I play a banjo


We know ol'e boy we know :D

[hardtailbiker]

We know ol'e boy we know :D

the voices talking to you again and I was nearly southern when that barmaid couldn't understand the words PINT of bitter and gave me a half

[ernie the dwarf]

I would like to point out that i have never been seen drinking half's unlike you :p

[hardtailbiker]

"I would like to point out that i have never been seen drinking half's unlike you "

I am in touch with my smaller self occasionally whereas you are always drinking halves - they just look like pints to you :p

[ernie the dwarf]

How the hell can you have a "smaller self" your already no taller than your average 5 year old :D

[hardtailbiker]

How the hell can you have a "smaller self" your already no taller than your average 5 year old :D

and a foot bigger than you or is that one foot more than you :D

[ernie the dwarf]

and a foot bigger than you or is that one foot more than you :D

PMSL very good :D

[Dexxie]

Good afternoon peepsicles :D

[Yoda]

Good afternoon peepsicles :D
good evening dexxie ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Mornin you nuggetter of bums... :D

[saxman]

mornin and g'nite all......... :o

[ernie the dwarf]

Morning all and good night Sax :)

[saxman]

I am in touch with my smaller self
ernies in touch with his femine self............hence the pink trousers.

[ernie the dwarf]

ernies in touch with his femine self............hence the pink trousers.

Only real men wear pink unlike you yer butt muncher :p

[critch]

Only real one quarter scale men wear pink unlike you yer butt muncher :p


............... :D :eek: :D .....................

[ernie the dwarf]

:D ......... :p

[hardtailbiker]

ernies in touch with his femine self............hence the pink trousers.

but he also wore a big (small to most people) pink jumper with a flower on it so must be totally female now and is always touching himself anyway

[ernie the dwarf]

but he also wore a big (small to most people) pink jumper with a flower on it so must be totally female now and is always touching himself anyway

Is there going to be a piont to this ? or are just jealous coz i won't let you touch me :p