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Blurt
16-05-2005, 07:48 PM
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was started when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

:eek: :D

kitkatman
16-05-2005, 08:11 PM
lmao.......... :D

Spike
16-05-2005, 08:18 PM
Thats just mad ?!? :confused:

ernie the dwarf
16-05-2005, 10:20 PM
Half dozen dwarf's would have kicked the lion's arse :D

sprintbint
16-05-2005, 10:27 PM
Half dozen dwarf's would have licked the lion's arse :D


:eek: :eek:

hardtailbiker
17-05-2005, 09:03 AM
Half dozen dwarf's would have licked the lion's arse :D

arse licker :p

brandersnatch
17-05-2005, 09:37 AM
Half dozen dwarf's would have licked the lion's arse :D
Every one needs a hobby I suppose. :eek:

slob
17-05-2005, 09:51 AM
it's a hoax :

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/





might want to rethink that article.


:o

Borg
17-05-2005, 12:29 PM
http://tinyurl.com/9nxsk

is where it came from, but it does give the game away

Mooncat
17-05-2005, 01:07 PM
Half dozen dwarf's would have kicked the lion's arse :D

I'm with you on that one Ernie!! (being a dwarf myself :D )

jimmymoonlite
17-05-2005, 07:59 PM
a coupla Coldstreamers would have curried the bugga AND found time to rustle up a worm omelette n a wet o' tea................I kid you not..

Eeeh, them was the days........(sighs nostalgically, wipes a tear from eye, farts, and resumes bulling his gardening boots...........)

Jimmymoonlite

Sir Ewok
18-05-2005, 02:06 AM
Eeeh, them was the days........(sighs nostalgically, wipes a tear from eye, farts, and resumes buggering his gardening boots...........)

Jimmymoonlite

Aye! Those where the days...

slob
18-05-2005, 09:20 AM
Talking about 'those days ' (i wasn't in the forces) I have just started reading a book called Generation Kill where a US journalist spent 2 months with recon Marines in this Gulf war campaign.


... It reads very much like chicken hawk/If I Die in a Combat Zone the americans again appear to have no clue what 's jgoing on and tried to rely on bombardment and superior technology......they don't do guerilla warfare very well.