Member at 30 posts?

[Huw Beer Monster]

Looks like I've posted enough to be a bona-fide member.

Is the round of virtual drinks customary here?

'Cos if it is I'll have none of this "pint of voddie" garbage.

You'll drink beer and damn well like it!

[Gypsy]

i'll take a beer then tight git :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

i'll take a beer then tight git :D
Oh, it's not the cost, it's the principle ;)

I have a problem with spirits. It's because I appear to have a failure to be able to say that word that begins with s. You know, the one that means half a double.

's got me into lots of trouble before, not being able to say that s word.

[Doro]

what about buying this wussy girl some tea, herbal tea....!!!

[Huw Beer Monster]

I can get the Herb bit. Now what's this tea stuff?

[Doro]

:d :d :d

[Doro]

huh?

what happened to the smileys?

:D

that's better

[Jay]

Usually cucumber sandwiches I believe..........

[Santa]

But only with the crusts cut off! :p

[Jay]

oh yeah....from a posh family eh? Dad used to eat the middles and we were only allowed the crusts in our ouse!

[Huw Beer Monster]

I'd have sold me gran to have the bag the bread came in...

[Jay]

Blimey....you still had a gran!

We had to trade ours in before we were born for a pair of odd coloured shoe laces so that little johnny could tie his broken crutches together.

[Huw Beer Monster]

It's not like she was alive! It was the closest we ever got to pork scratchings... :eek:

[Jay]

Fair enough then mate......we used to dream of pork scratchings too, nearest we came were the curly corners that are made when you open envelopes. Not that they were our envelopes of course, but we used to open the post for old lady next door in return for letting us lick her windows clean on frosty mornings....aah the economy ice-cream

[Bosun]

I can get the Herb bit. Now what's this tea stuff?

TEA best drink of the day, brewed by the Hogsback Brewery.
possibly the best pint of beer you shall ever sup,


well that or sarah hughes ruby mild,london pride etc etc etc

[Gypsy]

I drive over the hogsback twice every day going to work

:(

it's a bad road

saw speed trap there last week, that's a laugh, who can do 20mph there let alone go faster than 60 FFS

[Jonnyfp]

I can get the Herb bit. Now what's this tea stuff?

Herbs??

Bring it on! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Crusts? Woohh! We used to dream of crusts!

[Bosun]

I drive over the hogsback twice every day going to work

:(

it's a bad road

saw speed trap there last week, that's a laugh, who can do 20mph there let alone go faster than 60 FFS


agreed, mind you how you do it twice on "way to work" beats me...
best avoided on way home then :D and the cafe/loos always shut when really need them

[Doro]

ha ha it was me not gypsy saying that

and you must be a virgo mate cos yer sooooooo pedantic

cor

[Bosun]

cooo thats a word for a wednesday :)
nope nope a virgo ..its just the way i walk


been told im very typical of my sign.. but i have no idea how you know any of this..

[ollie]

crusts you lucky sod all we could afford was a handful of crumbs

[ollie]

bet that one got you all I only missed out 2 pages did'nt I - thats why I don't post much doh :(

[Doro]

aha just checked your profile and you're an aries, big brash mouthy

lmao

know-it-all


like meeeee

*titter*