Posh Beckham In Gang Bang Shocker

[Jay]

yes ladies an gentlemen, Posh has managed to beat the world gang-bang record...................in 120 minutes her shaven twat managed to f**k the whole of ENGLAND.......I thank yaww

[Shudy]

The RAF reported that one of their interceptor jets has shot down a ufo over the Thames. Sources believe it was Beckham's penalty kick ball.

[Gypsy]

lmao hehe :D :D :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

At least he's now learning to read...

[Doro]

has anyone seen the one where the ref has a guide dog?

also the one when becks had spent the night before the match drinking with johnny wilkinson

next day all he could remember was



goal
bar
ball
over


:D :D :D

[Shudy]

has anyone seen the one where the ref has a guide dog?

also the one when becks had spent the night before the match drinking with johnny wilkinson

next day all he could remember was



goal
bar
ball
over


:D :D :D
I bet you don't know the offside rule either? :D

"I kicked the ball over the bar for a goal to win the game" says JW
"Ball - Over - Goal - Win" thinks our boy DB

[Gypsy]

I bet you don't know the offside rule either? :D

"I kicked the ball over the bar for a goal to win the game" says JW
"Ball - Over - Goal - Win" thinks our boy DB

hehe think you would be supprised, doro is pretty damn good when it comes to the ole footy :D

[Doro]

fanx hon, i am a geordie lass after all, we are fed footie from a very young age :D

[TaxiDave]

fanx hon, i am a geordie lass after all, we are fed footie from a very young age :D

And go to Church on Sunday to pray to the Gods "Ant and Dec"............












.............. runs and hides and hope Doro doesn't remember this by the time the forum party arrives. :D

[Doro]

well my claim to fame is I went to school wif gazza and jimmy gardner was in my class :p

[Doro]

you can run and hide but I'll still find you

[Gypsy]

And go to Church on Sunday to pray to the Gods "Ant and Dec"............












.............. runs and hides and hope Doro doesn't remember this by the time the forum party arrives. :D

not a chance in hell !!!!! she will remember :D

[TaxiDave]

well my claim to fame is I went to school wif gazza and jimmy gardner was in my class :p

Is that the great "Jimmy Five Bellies" who I share a certain above the waistband and below the chest likeness with??

[Gypsy]

doro says

yep that's him, at school tho we used to call him little jimmy lol

cos he wasn't very high

[Jay]

Is that the great "Jimmy Five Bellies" who I share a certain above the waistband and below the chest likeness with??

Are you saying you wear a corset TD?

[Shudy]

hehe think you would be supprised, doro is pretty damn good when it comes to the ole footy :D

Good. Could she explain the offside rule to me as implemented at Euro 2004?
:D

[TaxiDave]

Are you saying you wear a corset TD?


Not yet !!! :D

[Doro]

Good. Could she explain the offside rule to me as implemented at Euro 2004?
:D


it's called giving the ref more than his regular wages (ooer missus)

I'm away to put a bet on Portugal winning it cos no matter what happens they are going to win, last night should have been 2-2

you wait and see

they have 12 players

maybe they should make that Italian ref do all the games?

[Gypsy]

Good. Could she explain the offside rule to me as implemented at Euro 2004?
:D

if anyone can i would be suprised seems that in this cup if you are level (playing against portugal) then you are offside (unless you are portugal) then anything goes...
cant slag off their second goal last night though,,, what a belter !!!!!