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DANNY
06-05-2005, 02:42 PM
work record so far;
Trainee draughtsman; boss went round the twist.
Trainee HGV mechanic; firm went bust 12 months after I left.
Unit fabricator and driver for double glazing firm; went bust two years after iI left.
Driver for another double glazing firm; went bust six months after I left.
Driver and manufacturer for fencing firm; firm sold and wound up so laid off.
Driver and rep for day fresh bread firm; lost schools contract so laid off.
Postman for Royal Mail; enough said.
Order picker at Index store; ye right.
warehouse man for uniform clothing firm; sight being shut down and moved out of area.
Anyone see a pattern forming.If you need a buisness shutting down give me a call, and its all legal.

Jay
06-05-2005, 02:44 PM
work record so far;
Trainee draughtsman; boss went round the twist.
Trainee HGV mechanic; firm went bust 12 months after I left.
Unit fabricator and driver for double glazing firm; went bust two years after iI left.
Driver for another double glazing firm; went bust six months after I left.
Driver and manufacturer for fencing firm; firm sold and wound up so laid off.
Driver and rep for day fresh bread firm; lost schools contract so laid off.
Postman for Royal Mail; enough said.
Order picker at Index store; ye right.
warehouse man for uniform clothing firm; sight being shut down and moved out of area.
Anyone see a pattern forming.If you need a buisness shutting down give me a call, and its all legal.
Please apply for the job of 'Labour Party Spin-Doctor' :D

Yoda
06-05-2005, 03:12 PM
Please apply for the job of 'Labour Party Spin-Doctor' :D
Hahahahahaha
Nice on Jay :)

Bosun
06-05-2005, 04:33 PM
TRRL motorcycle legislation director?

kitkatman
06-05-2005, 04:35 PM
how about being tony blairs finacial manager.... :D