Hairy Bitch

[saxman]

My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vet. He found that the problem was hair in the dogs ears, so he cleaned it out and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then told the lady that if she wanted to prevent this from recurring, she should go to the Chemist and buy some hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to Boots and picks up the lotion. At the till, the pharmacist says," If you're going to use this under your arms, you shouldn't use deodorant for a couple of days." The lady replies, "I'm not going to use it on my arms." "Well" said the chemist, "If you are going to use it on your legs, don't shave for a few days." "I'm not using it on my legs", said the woman,"If you must know, I'm going to use it on my schnauzer."
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The chemist replies,"Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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