ghost members

[Doro]

ok, so I'm dead busy at work, but lack motivation

so thort I'd make sure by brain didn't rust by doing some sums

and I worked out that 25% of our members have never posted or have only posted once.

how many of those member names are aliases of folk who post regularly but have left the names to rot?

or are peeps from other forums safeguarding their names for future use?

watch out for more mysteries as I find them...........



or get on wif me work, one or the other

[Gypsy]

ok im worried :D

[TaxiDave]

I think you should be :D

[100%Pat]

Mmmm interesting, why would folk register then not post? You can read posts anyway without joining??? Some with only one or very low posts with be accounted for by the classified section but as for the rest..... :confused:

["HIGH TOWER"]

Mmmm interesting, why would folk register then not post? You can read posts anyway without joining??? Some with only one or very low posts with be accounted for by the classified section but as for the rest..... :confused:
Perhaps they feel intimedated by the people that do post ?.Or am I just going nuts :cool:

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm! the only reason I aint posted much is because I am thick and have nothing to say! Shambles off scratching head! :o

[triker_gal]

Erm! the only reason I aint posted much is because I am thick and have nothing to say! Shambles off scratching head! :o
I never know what to say :D , my fingers do the talking,, I bet none of you even have the slightest on the arguements I have with these darn fingers of mine,lol :o

[Kingo]

I'm shy!!!!

[Huw Beer Monster]

I'm shy!!!!
Here, have a couple of coconuts.

[vonny]

i'm also very shy

[liz]

I am not in the least bit shy.........HELLO!!!!!!! :D

[sicknote7]

I can't spill

[Bosun]

I can't spill


kindly sticks foot out as sicknote walks past with try of drinks to find out if this statement is true :)

[triker_gal]

LMFAO :D (goes off grumbling about the sentence being too short ffs,, i dont say much do I? lol)

[sicknote7]

kindly sticks foot out as sicknote walks past with try of drinks to find out if this statement is true :)
A MENT SPELL :p

[MrFluffy]

Sometimes.. you just have nothing to add, and its fun to just sit back and read what everyone else percieves rather than adding to the noise for the sake of it.........
:cool:

[seedless]

I can't spill
Thats not what happend at last years Farmyard though is it sicknote!
No No Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
though poss could be describe as an overflow :eek:

[sicknote7]

As someone been telling porkies..

[Captain Smurf]

What Ghosts?

[Tim750]

i CiNt SpielL vury weil su i duoint bouver to pust ;)

[BlackPig]

WHAT ??? Ghosts ??? :eek:

Next up , people will say Jesus lives ( actually true he's a builder down t' road) :D , or that England have a football team !!!! :D

As for pseudos , what the hell , if thats what makes 'em tick . I prefer to be myself , that's hard enough !!!!!

Shut up you babbling twat !!

I'll be off then.......................

[z650tart]

lol........

[hellkat]

Its nice in this corner, where its dark, an' people can't see me.
:p

[Peirre]

Its nice in this corner, where its dark, an' people can't see me.
:p
you`ve never been know to stand in a corner and keep quiet :p

[Tiger Lily]

The only reason I rarely contribute is because if I do it's only because i've managed a sneaky peek & post while my boss, or any of my work colleages 'aint looking.
Or when I'm visiting mate's or family wiv a p.c. and they very kindly let me have a peek & post.
Unfortunately most of the time I can only just have a quick peek to catch up on gossip.
Sh!t! My boss has just walked back in..
Got to go or I may never peek & post again!
:eek:

[blackrose37]

I used to post on the old forums but haven't had much chance to post since this new forum was put back up. I was actually a member last time.......lol
I was busy doing assignments for my HND which I just found out that I passed :D
I also have a job now and hardly have time for anything anymore :rolleyes: I do keep reading posts though

[smeghead]

no such thing as ghosts (it's just me in the basement stealing friar tucks sprout brew) hth

[Jonnyfp]

You will notice that i will post quite a lot of cack.

Pob and HK can vouch for that, but i do mean that cack, its not just cack for cacks sake.

[Fanakerpan]

I'm ere. Just working a lot of the time or out ont bike , or fixing the aforementioned bike so i can go out on it. Did I say fixing?...I ment modifying to reach the state of nirvana

[Pennywise]

I'll post just for the sake or posting..senior membership here i come :)

[Alik Windrush]

I only ever post when I'm really pissed and sitting naked in front of the machine with my old chap swinging near the plug socket......
OH GOD I'M DOING IT NOW AND YOU ALL KNOW........
(It's ok mum I'm not touching it....)

[DeadKennedy]

I regestered but then didn't see anything that interested me enough to comment on. I read the forum regular though and enjoy that :)

[Jay]

I got right into the forum before the big crash.....after months of trying to get back on I smashed my pc up in a fit of rage.

Then i get another and low and behold, true to the fashion of my life, when everyone thinks i've gone - you open a new forum and start without me.....

Still I have a cunning plan, i shall tape long sticks to my fingers so that I can even post while I am in bed.....

[Huw Beer Monster]

Get one of those voice recognition packages and shout across the bedroom.

[Jay]

Get one of those voice recognition packages and shout across the bedroom.

Tried that....just keeps saying......."What are you on about man, get a grip on yourself"

[Doro]

hee hee I talk non-stop in real life too

[misfits ragdoll]

too many new members too fast joining i get confused carn't remember u all oh wait a minute i'm not blonde no more yes i can :rolleyes:

[Jay]

too many new members too fast joining i get confused carn't remember u all oh wait a minute i'm not blonde no more yes i can :rolleyes:

How rude of me, allow me to introduce myself....I am me, pleased to uh....er...um....ah....type you?

[triker_gal]

hee hee I talk non-stop in real life too
thats ok, cos I'm quiet n shy :D in real life of course

[Crafter]

and some of us just slip in for a nose around.....or when there's a ''spanner'' in our forum server :o

[Pennywise]

500 posts to get to jedi chat master:)

[triker_gal]

Flippin Eck, how did I get to Jedi Chat Master ???? Oh Yoda will be jelous,lol :D

[Gypsy]

hee hee I talk non-stop in real life too

and that just in her sleep :p :D

[TaxiDave]

thats ok, cos I'm quiet n shy :D in real life of course


B*O*L*L*O*C*K*S* :D :D

[triker_gal]

B*O*L*L*O*C*K*S* :D :D
Oh how rude :eek: . I will now retire into a quiet slumber and be quiet for the duration of the day....................

[Kirst]

Only occasional internet access. But saw Garrysphrogg and Garry at the Farmyard, and Ewok at the Speedfreaks Ball. (Hello again!) Don't let Sicknote carry ANY trays of drinks, he'll only wet himself. :D

[Shade]

well i don't post very much cos I'm really rather boring, I just talk on and on in a flat monotone saying not very much that no-one wants to hear, but I never take the hint and shut up, or go away, I just keep talking at you. Unless I have to go to the loo of course, or go and get another beer, or maybe something to eat. But you see once I start i find it hard to stop and I think of witty anecdotes from my past, well I think they are funny, but other people don't seem to laugh, so I have to laugh even harder to make up for it, then people sort of drift away and I'm left standing on my own for a bit. But there are usually other people nearby, so I go and start talking to them, just in case they haven't heard my funny stories......


And that's why I don't post much.

[kennp]

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