slob
19-04-2005, 02:32 PM
Subject: FW: Two minute Management Course
> >
> > Lesson One:
> >
> > An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
> small rabbit
> > saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
> nothing?"
> > The eagle answered:
> > "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
> eagle, and
> > rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
> rabbit and ate
> > it.
> >
> > Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you
> must be sitting
> > very, very high up.
> >
> >
> >
> > Lesson Two:
> >
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able
> to get to
> > the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got
> the
> > energy." "Well, why don't you
> > nibble on some of my droppings?" replied he bull. "They're
> packed with
> > nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it
> actually gave
> > him enough strength
> > to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
> eating some
> > more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
> fourth night,
> > he was proudly
> > perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted
> by a
> > farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
> >
> > Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but
> it won't
> > keep you there.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Lesson Three:
> >
> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
> cold the bird
> > froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
> lying there,
> > a cow came by and dropped
> > some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
> cow dung,
> > it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
> thawing him
> > out! He lay there all
> > warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing
> cat heard the
> > bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
> the cat
> > discovered the bird
> > under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
> him.
> >
> > Management Lesson - (i) Not everyone who ****s on you is
> your enemy;
> > (ii) not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend;
> (iii) and
> > when you're in deep ****,
> > it's best to keep your mouth shut!
> >
> > This ends your two minute management course.
> >
> > Lesson One:
> >
> > An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
> small rabbit
> > saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
> nothing?"
> > The eagle answered:
> > "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
> eagle, and
> > rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
> rabbit and ate
> > it.
> >
> > Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you
> must be sitting
> > very, very high up.
> >
> >
> >
> > Lesson Two:
> >
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able
> to get to
> > the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got
> the
> > energy." "Well, why don't you
> > nibble on some of my droppings?" replied he bull. "They're
> packed with
> > nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it
> actually gave
> > him enough strength
> > to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
> eating some
> > more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
> fourth night,
> > he was proudly
> > perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted
> by a
> > farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
> >
> > Management Lesson - Bull **** might get you to the top, but
> it won't
> > keep you there.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Lesson Three:
> >
> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
> cold the bird
> > froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
> lying there,
> > a cow came by and dropped
> > some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
> cow dung,
> > it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
> thawing him
> > out! He lay there all
> > warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing
> cat heard the
> > bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
> the cat
> > discovered the bird
> > under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
> him.
> >
> > Management Lesson - (i) Not everyone who ****s on you is
> your enemy;
> > (ii) not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend;
> (iii) and
> > when you're in deep ****,
> > it's best to keep your mouth shut!
> >
> > This ends your two minute management course.