The Hidden Dangers Of Newcastle Brown Ale

[brandersnatch]

Friday night at the Celtics. Having fun, talking b*llocks with my mates, a few Newkies down my neck. Suddenly my world turned literally upside down. I was on my back amongst the empties! I'd stepped on to a discarded bottle, slipped off it and twisted my ankle almost right round. Had to have help back to the tent, was left alone for a moment and fell on top of my mate's tent, sorry Steve. Had to be helped out of the tent in the morning and escorted to the loo. Terrible state to be in. Luckily one of my mates had some strong painkillers and St John's ambulance strapped it up so I was able to get around the show. Took my chair into the shed for the evenong entertainment, I felt so old sitting while Saxon played. I managed to meet up with some of you but to those I missed, hello.
I know drinking can be dangerous but this is ridiculous! :(

[Jay]

YOU LIAR, that is definitely a love-bite from JohnnyFP :D

[brandersnatch]

YOU LIAR, that is definitely a love-bite from JohnnyFP :D
No, no, he was one of the one's I didn't meet. Saw you though...... :eek:

[Yoda]

Yes our rogue beer bottle placement trick worked then....yeayy

[excalibur]

That only happens to me with the cherry or werthers vodka..........which reminds me, another trip to Asda to make some more I think :D

[brandersnatch]

Yes our rogue beer bottle placement trick worked then....yeayy
Explains a lot that! Hey Yoda you took a good pic of me and my boys on my trike in the show, I hope you don't mind it's now my desktop. Luckily it has no controls for the left foot!

[Yoda]

Explains a lot that! Hey Yoda you took a good pic of me and my boys on my trike in the show, I hope you don't mind it's now my desktop. Luckily it has no controls for the left foot!

which one was yours????

i can send you a bigger version of the picture if you want

[technoboiler]

let this be a lesson for all the soft suthnas,,,,,
the dog is not for amateures! ;)


stick to ya shandy boys :p

[brandersnatch]

let this be a lesson for all the soft suthnas,,,,,
the dog is not for amateures! ;)


stick to ya shandy boys :p
I was only drinking Newkie in the hope that it might impress you TB. I guess it takes more than that? ;)

[technoboiler]

I was only drinking Newkie in the hope that it might impress you TB. I guess it takes more than that? ;)
nope,,,, that would pretty much do it,,,,get ya coat yiv pulled :D

[brandersnatch]

nope,,,, that would pretty much do it,,,,get ya coat yiv pulled :D
WAHEY!!
I'm on my way, where's my passport and my suit of armour? :D

[technoboiler]

you wont need any of that matey,,,,,,you aint going outside!.....lol :p

[brandersnatch]

which one was yours????

i can send you a bigger version of the picture if you want
Thanks Yoda I've pm'd you.

[technoboiler]

Thanks Yoda I've bum'd you.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :eek:

[brandersnatch]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :eek:
Oh no! That's spoiled it!

[hardtailbiker]

strange, I drunk a load of newkie and my ankle is fine

[technoboiler]

strange, I drunk a load of newkie and my ankle is fine
but u aint a shandy drinkin soft shoit suthna are u! :p

[brandersnatch]

strange, I drunk a load of newkie and my ankle is fine
I must have had the defective bottles I guess. :confused:

[Doro]

YOU LIAR, that is definitely a love-bite from JohnnyFP :D


aha



gypsy has one of those


on the inside of his left thigh


near the top :eek: :eek:

[slob]

let this be a lesson for all the soft suthnas,,,,,
the dog is not for amateures! ;)


stick to ya shandy boys :p


I'll have you know newky broon is my tipple and the worst damage i've had is the screaming trots. Sound slike the CW bash was a good one though.

[Dougie]

Huh!Doesnie look that bad,last time I sprained my ankle it swelled up so big it looked like a pig's trotter!

Joking aside m8,hope it gets better soon. :) :)

[Stonedski Kev]

nowt like a few bottles of the ald dog, shame wot it does to ya toillet the next day, especially when yaa mix some jd in with it and maybe a cheesestring or two :eek:

[Spike]

YUUUUUKKKKYYYY :eek:

[krammer]

i hope you wiped your arse ya dirty bastard :D

[brandersnatch]

The pain and swelling were getting worse so I decided to go to the minor injuries unit instead of casualty cos it wasn't anything serious. After a wait of ooh, two minutes!!!! I was called in to see a nurse practitioner. She sent me for an x ray. Yup its broken! A transverse fracture of the fibula. She was so surprised I'd walked about on it all weekend that she brought in the head of department to have a look at me!

Bollocks!

Thats me in plaster for the next six weeks. At least it's decided whether I'll go to the Speedfreaks Ball or the World's End MCC rally, neither.
Mind you every cloud and all that, I'm not self employed any more so I'm going to be able to pay the mortgage.
I do find it slightly ironic that I've earned my living riding for the last 23 years and the worse injury I've suffered was caused by me falling over! :( :(

[Dougie]

Sorry to hear that m8,but a break sometimes heals quicker and better than a bad sprain.My last sprained ankle took more than three months and the help of an elastic support from a rugby shop to heal and still sometimes gives me trouble.

[technoboiler]

nowt like a few bottles of the ald dog, shame wot it does to ya toillet the next day, especially when yaa mix some jd in with it and maybe a cheesestring or two :eek:
nice to see you joining in popet!.........lol :D



for some reason i can actually smell that! :eek:

[Jay]

aha



gypsy has one of those


on the inside of his left thigh


near the top :eek: :eek:

There was a lot of love in that tent, a lot of love! :D

[Jay]

Saw you though...... :eek:

Sorry about that! :o

[ernie the dwarf]

strange, I drunk a load of newkie and my ankle is fine

Odd that i was also on the Newcastle brown with no side effect's but then i am a southern hero type :D

I think Mr Bandysnatch was just trying to out limp me :D

[hardtailbiker]

but u aint a shandy drinkin soft shoit suthna are u! :p

good point well made

[hardtailbiker]

Odd that i was also on the Newcastle brown with no side effect's but then i am a southern hero type :D

I think Mr Bandysnatch was just trying to out limp me :D

that's only because I have been training you, you even seem to be able not to lose hats these days

[100%Pat]

be able to keep control of his hat.... but he had all weekend to find a fat bird and couldnt manage even one.....
Deeply dissapointed.....
Hey you.... Madam!! ... Oh you'll do Sir.... ;)

[ernie the dwarf]

be able to keep control of his hat.... but he had all weekend to find a fat bird and couldnt manage even one.....
Deeply dissapointed.....
Hey you.... Madam!! ... Oh you'll do Sir.... ;)

Ok i failed but i will try harder next time anyway it's not nice to throw teabag's at folk someone might have got a nasty little burn :D

[ernie the dwarf]

that's only because I have been training you, you even seem to be able not to lose hats these days

PAH training me lol i'm fully trained i am :p

[100%Pat]

it's not nice to throw teabag's at folk someone might have got a nasty little burn :D


Yes but you cheated!!

[ernie the dwarf]

I did :confused: :D

[brandersnatch]

Fracture clinic today. Out of plaster and into an 'air splint' looks like some dodgy apliance from TB's special wardrobe. :eek: Still signed off work for another three weeks though.
Can't ride my bike till then, This will be the longest time without riding since I got my first bike in 1980. I'm getting really cranky. My kids are staying right out of my way. Even the dogs are staying in thier baskets quietly.
Oh hold on, now I can wear a boot, I can go out on my trike. Must fix the indicators and get the MOT. ;) :D

[technoboiler]

i will have u know i have no dodgey appliances!

they all work perfectly ;)

[brandersnatch]

i will have u know i have no dodgey appliances!

they all work perfectly ;)
They do say that there's nowt wrong with that boilers tubes! :D ;) :D