Creature
22-06-2004, 04:01 PM
>As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
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> >jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
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> >The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
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> >you are losing some of your load."
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> >The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
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> >When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
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> >She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
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> >trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
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> >brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
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> >load!"
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> >
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> >Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
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> >street.
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> >At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
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> >the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
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> >
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> >The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
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> >and you are losing some of your load!"
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> >When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
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> >light.
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> >
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> >When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
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> >back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
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> >says, "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a bloody gritter!"
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> >jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
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> >
>
> >The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
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> >you are losing some of your load."
>
> >The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
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> >When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
>
> >She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
>
> >trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
>
> >brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
>
> >load!"
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> >
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> >Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
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> >street.
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> >
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> >At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
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> >the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
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> >
>
> >The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
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> >and you are losing some of your load!"
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> >When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
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> >light.
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> >
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> >When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
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> >back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
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> >says, "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a bloody gritter!"