Forum Party Sept 2005..

[100%Pat]

Thoughts please, you know I like to keep it around the midlands to try to make it as central as possible (and yes I know you bloody Scots ... its not cental for you!) Just found this on a thread in events, thought it a possible for us? I really hope to not have a band just probs Creature with his disco.. more atmosphre more fun, less bloody noise!!
Whaddaya think?


The Black Horse at Sommercotes, North Notts. It was the venue for the first Perverts in Leather rally and the Buxom Sisters may ball a few years back. We had our rally there a few times until it changed hands. Well after a year or so not hosting rallies the present landlords are letting rallies go ahead again. We had our Xmas party there and they seem a great couple. Free function room and late bar camping etc etc

[Bosun]

sounds good depending on weekend, as off to scotland in september...

[Pebbles]

me n rock ape will go!!

[excalibur]

and sounds good to me.......most of our lot know our way to the Black Horse with our eyes shut (or is that the trip home on a Sunday)

[captaincondom]

sounds good i can be their in about 15 mins just don't make it the last two week ends in sep coz im'e of to see micky mouse in the grand old usa

[Dougie]

Sounds good to us!Just let us know which weekend so we can sort out leave from work,booking the mogs into cat prison and the like. :) :)
Mebbe a daft question but as my back prob won't let me ride nearly 600 miles in a weekend we'll have to rent a car,I hope no one will have any objections?Sorry if it sounds stupid but being 100% BIKER,y'know? :o :o

[krammer]

don't be daft dougie, it does'nt matter if you have got to hire a car mate. just making it there from edinburgh gets my respect. :) i will be there complete with small tent :o

[Dougie]

Thanks Mr K! :) One other question,is it Friday & Sat'day,or just Sat'day night?

[Doro]

we'll be there so long as it's not the 19th sept (Autumn NABD) :)

[Jonnyfp]

Arr.. :) .......

[DANNY]

Sounds good to me.

[Shep]

we'll be there so long as it's not the 19th sept (Autumn NABD) :)


Autumn NABD at Cornbury Park is 9th to 11th Sept, same weekend as the Soggy Moggy.
Why can't I be in two places at the same time. :(

Notts sounds OK to me. :)

[Doro]

yeah that one shep

we love both those rallies too

don't worry - we already smacked Jim's bottom *grin*

[Fran]

It was the venue for the first Perverts in Leather rally and the Buxom Sisters may ball a few years back.

If we make it down you'll have a couple of buxom perverts in leather! :D

[Rock Ape]

If we make it down you'll have a couple of buxom perverts in leather! :D

And thats just fran

[Fran]

And thats just fran

I feel like you know me already! :D

[Rock Ape]

Lol............

[Peirre]

Arr.. :) .......
Oi jonny don`t forget where your supposed to be between the 23rd - 25th sept

please please please Pat don`t let the party be held on the weekend of the 23rd - 25th sept. any other weekend but THAT one. coz jonny is supposed to be going to watch STEViE play. :D
and judging by the other dates/events that are going on, it looks like the 1st weekend in sept might be bestest to avoid clashes, but no doubt someone will tell me it`ll clash with another major event :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Yes quite...pat?
see my secretary... :D :D

[Peirre]

Yes quite...pat?
see my secretary... :D :D
it ain`t Moi!

remember jonny someones bringing tickets for the sept weekend to the celtics for you if I remember rightly

[Bassman]

and please...please have it on the SAt night cos I have to work sats...!! :(

[Yoda]

tis fine by me
although if its early sept after nabd would be best

Yoda

[Mitch]

Sounds good to us!Just let us know which weekend so we can sort out leave from work,booking the mogs into cat prison and the like. :) :)
Mebbe a daft question but as my back prob won't let me ride nearly 600 miles in a weekend we'll have to rent a car,I hope no one will have any objections?Sorry if it sounds stupid but being 100% BIKER,y'know? :o :o

last one nearly everyone turned up in a car... apart from Grav, Doro and Gypsy and a couple of others.

[Creature]

cant do 2nd - 4th & 23rd-25th sept but rest free at mo

would have to come with skoda & trailer unless trike is sorted by then :)

[crusty]

sounds like a right good one in the making! when dates are finalised i should be able to wangle stuff around, nice 1 :D

[Santa]

I thought a Skoda with a trailer was a trike! :D . As long as it's not 10/11th weekend (Soggy Moggy) I'm up for it. I wonder if Odie will attend - if so i'll need to go into serious training :eek: .

[Jim]

yeah that one shep

we love both those rallies too

don't worry - we already smacked Jim's bottom *grin*

Didn't mind you doing it, bit worried about Gypsy though !

[Jim]

Saturday 17th looks best (sorry Bassman)

[Grav]

Saturday 17th looks best

Sounds good to me. :D

[Mrs Reject]

Mitch sez!!
Fook, we're working... though we may be able to switch

[Grav]

take a sickie........... :D

[Alice]

Oi jonny don`t forget where your supposed to be between the 23rd - 25th sept

please please please Pat don`t let the party be held on the weekend of the 23rd - 25th sept. any other weekend but THAT one. coz jonny is supposed to be going to watch STEViE play. :D
and judging by the other dates/events that are going on, it looks like the 1st weekend in sept might be bestest to avoid clashes, but no doubt someone will tell me it`ll clash with another major event :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


1st weekend in September is Stormin' if anyone's interested.

[Mrs Reject]

take a sickie........... :D
Mitch again sez

I think that is looking very likely!! :)

[Bassman]

Saturday 17th looks best (sorry Bassman)
Saturday is great for me... I don't have to work sundays!! Probably can even skive off a tad early and hickey down there... :D

[Freak]

I wont miss NABD at Cornbury Park for it otherwise....
....BRING-IT-ON :D :D :D
Frick, I can't believe we're planning september already, it's the other side of the summer :eek:

[GarrysPhrogg]

We'll be there :)

[Peirre]

1st weekend in September is Stormin' if anyone's interested.
I just knew someone would point out that there would be another event on that weekend :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Okey Dokey! I'll be there! When? Where? September is alright by me!

OI Mitch! I went by bike last time!

[Spike]

Sounds good to me :)

[ninjagal600]

I'll be there

[bill?]

OI Mitch! I went by bike last time!
so did I, September sounds fine.

[critch]

hope to be there if it dont clash with other shiot :)

[Jay]

I'll be there (to love and comfort you-hoo-hoo-hoo)

and as it is in Nottingham, I SHALL be wearing my clingy nylon green tights :D

[100%Pat]

I'll look at the dates available and work out a poll sometime soon.
I just need to get this issue done and dusted and with 24 extra pages Im so far bloody behind Im meeting myself coming back... plus photoshoot in Manchester 2 morrow....
If anyone knows this place It would really help if you could find out a few things
1, is it wheelchair friendly
2, will they have us
3, what weekends around end of August through September are available
4 will/what if any it'll cost us

And post results here ....

[Mitch]

so did I,
I did say a couple of others - we got there so early we were probably pished by the time most turned up. :D

[vonny]

the black horse is a great place for it.we will def be there .

[Fran]

I'll be there (to love and comfort you-hoo-hoo-hoo)

and as it is in Nottingham, I SHALL be wearing my clingy nylon green tights :D

Did you move to Nottingham so's you'd have an excuse to wear them? :D We'll put a few ladders in your tights before the party's over. :p

[Sir Ewok]

I'll be in Thailand in Sept. Flying out on the 3rd and back on the 18th....... Could hold the Forum party in bangkok, that way the Scots would have about the same distance to travel..... :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Did you move to Nottingham so's you'd have an excuse to wear them? :D We'll put a few ladders in your tights before the party's over. :p

I need no excuse to wear tights for goodness sake!

Ladders eh, there'll already be snake in there! :D

Alright a slow-worm at best! :(

[excalibur]

Pat I will get the phone number and ring them later. The pub itself is OK for wheelchairs, though the function room is up a couple of steps, though it is on the ground floor and you get to it from the carpark,so a couple of willing helpers should sort that one out.

[Abb]

Damned September. Belgium, Munchen, Stormin, NABD and 100% - how the feck am I supposed to fit all that in to one month?

[100%Pat]

I've posted a poll so we call all vote on what date is best.... this is not cast in stone, if we cannot come up with a date suitable to most, we'll try some more. okay peeps :D

[BikerGran]

Hope to make it to this one even if I'm in the car, might have to B&B it tho!

[saxman]

count me in...... :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

I really hope to not have a band just probs Creature with his disco.. more atmosphre more fun, less bloody noise!!
Whaddaya think?


What is this "noise" you speak of?

[ernie the dwarf]

Damn back to the south northlands it is then :D

[saxman]

we may have the support of 'the bint' this time......... :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Oh bliss can she bring some of her work kit ? :D

[Fran]

Oh bliss can she bring some of her work kit ? :D

Got to ask......what's in the work kit? :confused:

[Shep]

I wonder if Odie will attend - if so i'll need to go into serious training :eek: .


Saw Odie on New Years Eve......being as evil as ever......

A young Greek gentleman of our mutual acquaintance was his victim that night. ;)

[Peirre]

Ok.....tis only a suggestion BUT how about looking at the weekend of 30th sept - 2oct?? :confused:
The only thing I can see so far on that weekend is the Copdock Motorcycle Show on the 2nd at Suffolk Showground, Ipswich

[Strider]

Cant be arsed to read through all these post !!!


I wanna know WHERE!!!!

[Fran]

1st post on this thread.

[Freak]

Cant be arsed to read through all these post !!!


I wanna know WHERE!!!!

Oh Strider, you is Soooo lazy :p :D

[sprintbint]

Got to ask......what's in the work kit? :confused:

Fran you really don't want to know ;)

[Strider]

Ah right sommercotes .....................

Why is that place familiar????

Does summat else happen there????

[poridge wog]

i'll be there, had a good do at the last one apart from helping peeps with their erections(tents) that is, will i bring me sweeties again :D :cool:

ps i know who i'm not puting my tent next to this time,,(bbaaarrrfff) :eek:

[Fran]

i'll be there, had a good do at the last one apart from helping peeps with their erections(tents) that is, will i bring me sweeties again :D :cool:

ps i know who i'm not puting my tent next to this time,,(bbaaarrrfff) :eek:
Who was that so we can avoid them too?You saying baaaaarrrfff reminds me of my first rally!Doesn't it Dougie?What's it worth to keep me quiet? :D

[Santa]

What is this "noise" you speak of?


It's the sound of Niel Diamond singing 'Cracklin' Rosie' all bloody night long :eek: !




(emigrates rapidly to another universe :D )

[Dougie]

Who was that so we can avoid them too?You saying baaaaarrrfff reminds me of my first rally!Doesn't it Dougie?What's it worth to keep me quiet? :D
I had an allergic reaction to the peas in the stovies,okay?Absolutely nothing to do with the copious amounts of ale I had imbibed. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Strider]

Stovies??????

[Fran]

I had an allergic reaction to the peas in the stovies,okay?Absolutely nothing to do with the copious amounts of ale I had imbibed. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It was the full moon reflecting off your bare arse in the moonlight as you hung out of the tent to barf that I found particularly endearing. :rolleyes:

[Dougie]

Stovies??????
Stovies,a Scottish delicacy that is made from potatoes,onion and any left-over meat you have,although these days we normally use sausages and corned beef.Peas are not normally included,hence me barfing. :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Ah bubble an squeak then?

[Dougie]

Sorry,no cabbage in stovies.Leave out the sausages and it's pretty much corn dog hash.

[Mooncat]

Three small problems with the party for me..

1. I've not passed my bike test yet (should have it licked in a few weeks, the test that is!)

2. I'm new to this site and I don't know any of you (as far as I'm aware!)

3. Got no tent - anyone got room for a small one??????????/

[Mrs Reject]

Three small problems with the party for me..

1. I've not passed my bike test yet (should have it licked in a few weeks, the test that is!)

2. I'm new to this site and I don't know any of you (as far as I'm aware!)

3. Got no tent - anyone got room for a small one??????????/

You will know us as soon as you turn up - also see "Faces of 100%" thread on page 3.

We can bring our spare tent for you if you're coming!

[Shep]

Three small problems with the party for me..

1. I've not passed my bike test yet (should have it licked in a few weeks, the test that is!)

2. I'm new to this site and I don't know any of you (as far as I'm aware!)

3. Got no tent - anyone got room for a small one??????????/


1. There will probably be several turn up not on bikes. Don't worry about it.

2. None of us know each other until we meet for the first time. (That's rather profound! :D )

3. Someone will have a spare tent or room in theirs; We've got a small spare which you can use, so long as the date doesn't clash.



Next 'problem?'

[slob]

September is my birthday (13th born on a friday oh-----yes) so i'll definately be up for a bash ...

it'll be interesting meeting you reprobates in the flesh... I say that tentatively I am married, straight and do;t do rodents in tubes.

[Fran]

it'll be interesting meeting you reprobates in the flesh... I say that tentatively I am married, straight and do;t do rodents in tubes.

So what are you going to do to entertain us? :D :D :D

[Mooncat]

That's a shame, I have 3 pet gerbils needing somewhere warm and dark to stay for that weekend :D

[Mooncat]

Thanks for offers of tents - much appreciated. Just a warning, I'm not the most natural tent erector in the world and may need some assistance!

I'll let you know for sure if I need one once the date is sorted if that's ok?

Looking forward to meeting some new people...but promise to go easy on me, I'm new! :)

[Yoda]

Thanks for offers of tents - much appreciated. Just a warning, I'm not the most natural tent erector in the world and may need some assistance!


So what you are saying is that you need some one good with erections to sort you out????? :)

Yoda

[slob]

well .... I could errm AAHHH could do my strips while smearing myself with cream cake!!! (did that at a mates 40th do that was very very straight ) I ended up seducing his 80 yr old mother .... mind ewe I had drunk 5 cans o stella and a bottle of jim beam

[slob]

That's a shame, I have 3 pet gerbils needing somewhere warm and dark to stay for that weekend :D


my harris is out of the question although I could eat them for you!

[Mrs Reject]

So what you are saying is that you need some one good with erections to sort you out????? :)

Yoda

I'm not sharing mine :D

[Yoda]

well .... I could errm AAHHH could do my strips while smearing myself with cream cake!!! (did that at a mates 40th do that was very very straight ) I ended up seducing his 80 yr old mother .... mind ewe I had drunk 5 cans o stella and a bottle of jim beam

You see JAY could do that without the need for alcohol :)

[Mooncat]

So what you are saying is that you need some one good with erections to sort you out????? :)

Yoda

Errr..yes! You offering??? ;)

[Yoda]

Errr..yes! You offering??? ;)
unfortunatly i need people to help me with my erection too :) :)

[Mooncat]

unfortunatly i need people to help me with my erection too :) :)

Maybe we could help each other then...may have the tents up by the time the party's over :)

[100%Pat]

Watch him Mooncat, you'd be suprised what he can do with a giant green poncho... :p You'll disapear never to be seen again... :eek:

[Dougie]

Having seen a pic of Yoda in the poncho I can't help thinking of a dalek that's lost its bodywork! :eek: :eek:

[slob]

I will bring my winnegao deluxe and get my chauffer to bring my harley....on a trailer of course, would hate any atmospheric conditions to affect the high gloss wax coating I paid £700 for ....... *pwwwwwp (cupping hand to mouth trying not to pi$$ ones self)

[Mooncat]

Watch him Mooncat, you'd be suprised what he can do with a giant green poncho... :p You'll disapear never to be seen again... :eek:

Thanks for the advice! Sounds like the voice of experience talking :)
I'll avoid anyone with a giant green poncho...but then again, it could be interesting ;)

[Mooncat]

my harris is out of the question although I could eat them for you!

Kind of Ozzy Osbourne stylie would be make quite a spectacle to behold at the party :D

[slob]

Kind of Ozzy Osbourne stylie would be make quite a spectacle to behold at the party :D


not one to let my fans down.... I did manage to clear the beer tent a 3b's do one with a particularly spectacular fart! ... everyone was in the field complaining when I let fly another and they all ran back inside (slob by name......) *LMAO happy days

[Spike]

I've got a bg tent, dont mind sharing (and no, im not bringing me caravan !)

[Mooncat]

not one to let my fans down.... I did manage to clear the beer tent a 3b's do one with a particularly spectacular fart! ... everyone was in the field complaining when I let fly another and they all ran back inside (slob by name......) *LMAO happy days

LOL!!! :D

[Mooncat]

I've got a bg tent, dont mind sharing (and no, im not bringing me caravan !)

Well, thank you kindly..as long as you don't fart like Slob :D

[Spike]

dont fart too much, an dont snore either :p

[Yoda]

so have you phoned wife swap yet?
when will it happen...remember i double dared ya

[krammer]

Thanks for offers of tents - much appreciated. Just a warning, I'm not the most natural tent erector in the world and may need some assistance!

I'll let you know for sure if I need one once the date is sorted if that's ok?

Looking forward to meeting some new people...but promise to go easy on me, I'm new! :) well look no futher mooncat, my tent erection skills are legend! (if you can find the thread for the last forum party you will see what i mean! :o )

[Mooncat]

well look no futher mooncat, my tent erection skills are legend! (if you can find the thread for the last forum party you will see what i mean! :o )

Thanks for the offer of your erection skills :) You can bet I'll come looking for you!

[Mooncat]

dont fart too much, an dont snore either :p
You're an ideal tent buddy then! :)

Are you good at cooking breakfast too???

[Mooncat]

well look no futher mooncat, my tent erection skills are legend! (if you can find the thread for the last forum party you will see what i mean! :o )
Or maybe I won't come looking for you!!! :o Get what you mean now. Sorry, what a dope!

I'll have to share with Spike :D

[Yoda]

Or maybe I won't come looking for you!!! :o Get what you mean now. Sorry, what a dope!

I'll have to share with Spike :D
its a long time till the forum party

and theres loads of rallies on between now and then
plenty of erection practising time

[Spike]

Most of my rally cooking is boil in the bag army rations :D

[Mooncat]

its a long time till the forum party

and theres loads of rallies on between now and then
plenty of erection practising time

That's very true. I'll practice all summer long and I'll impress you all with my erection skills! I'll get that tent up before you can all say 'blimey what a quick erection!'

Bob's your uncle, Fannie's your aunt!

Oh dear, it's all getting a bit too 'Carry On' now :D

[Yoda]

Most of my rally cooking is boil in the bag army rations :D
i am a real man i eat Rocks..
Rocks and large stones :) :) :)

[Mooncat]

Most of my rally cooking is boil in the bag army rations :D
Perfect!

My dad was in the army until I was about 20. I've eaten more Army ration Lamb Casserole's than you've had hot dinners! No pun intended :)

[Shep]

i am a real man i eat Rocks..
Rocks and large stones :) :) :)


Rockape! Rabid! There's a bloke here says he eats us!

[Yoda]

Rockape! Rabid! There's a bloke here says he eats us!
GULP!!!!!!!!!

[krammer]

i am a real man i eat Rocks..
Rocks and large stones :) :) :) that is one boulder statement yoda old bean :D

[slob]

that is one boulder statement yoda old bean :D

you're on a rocky road with that pun!

[krammer]

you're on a rocky road with that pun! i know, i think i was stoned!

[slob]

i know, i think i was stoned!

quarry? I don't think I heard you *LOL

[Fran]

GULP!!!!!!!!!


So now we know........you swallow! :D :D :D

[Friar Tuck]

Right we've got the floor show sorted!

Yoda eating rocks and stones!

Mooncat taking erection lessons!

Jay poledancing in green tights!

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?

[saxman]

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?

they got lost.......... :D

[Sir Ewok]

Ewokandtuck will be doing the concessions..... If you have any money, bikes, trikes, tents, relatives or clothing left when you leave the site, it will be a concession...... ;)

[slob]

Right we've got the floor show sorted!

Yoda eating rocks and stones!

Mooncat taking erection lessons!

Jay poledancing in green tights!

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?


I could flame my farts to some dramatic music?!

[Mad Liz]

we'll be there so long as it's not the 19th sept (Autumn NABD) :)

That's the weekend before according to the NABD website.

[slob]

I can't do the weekend of the 23rd ... wife is doing a 60K walk round london for a cancer charity.

[Santa]

So, see her off at the start, go to the forum party, next day go and meet her at the finish! Where's the problem? :D

[Grav]

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?
Split due to musical differences before even playing a note together...... :D

How Rock 'n' Roll is that? very Spinal Tap. :D

[Mooncat]

I could flame my farts to some dramatic music?!
LOL :D :D

That image has been with me all day!!

[Mooncat]

Right we've got the floor show sorted!

Yoda eating rocks and stones!

Mooncat taking erection lessons!

Jay poledancing in green tights!

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?

And now we've got Slob flaming his farts to dramatic music.

Anyone else got any talents/party pieces that they are willing to exhibit for the party?????????

[Otter]

I can't do the weekend of the 23rd ... wife is doing a 60K walk round london for a cancer charity.

That's also the Mabon weekend

[Otter]

Mooncat wrote: "Anyone else got any talents/party pieces that they are willing to exhibit for the party?????????"

No

[Mooncat]

Mooncat wrote: "Anyone else got any talents/party pieces that they are willing to exhibit for the party?????????"

No
That's rather boring!

[Spike]

ask me after beer ;)

[Grav]

Anyone else got any talents/party pieces that they are willing to exhibit for the party?????????

Ernie can balance red hot tea bags on his leg without flinching. :D

[critch]

Mooncat wrote: "Anyone else got any talents/party pieces that they are willing to exhibit for the party?????????"

No




what about a comedy depilatory show? :D

[Jay]

what about a comedy depilatory show? :D
I'm up for that....you can do my ears and toes :D


What about: STELLA BOBBING

[ernie the dwarf]

Ernie can balance red hot tea bags on his leg without flinching. :D

A dwarf of many talents me :D

[Jonnyfp]

A dwarf of many talents me :D



Nah just means you got 2 wooden legs...lol

[Santa]

what about: STELLA BOBBING


I don't think I know her! If she's a forum member she must post under some other name. Anyway, what does she do that would entertain/amuse us at the party? :D

[RedRobbie]

ok i'll go but i hope no one tries to bum me whist i am asleep

[Sir Ewok]

ok i'll go but i hope someone tries to bum me whist i am asleep

One can always live in hope, but a house is much more comfortable......

[slob]

That's also the Mabon weekend


you lie!!!!!!! damn it ! FXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXK it!!! I really really enjoyed the last one *sulking

[Otter]

you lie!!!!!!! damn it ! FXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXK it!!! I really really enjoyed the last one *sulking

Fraid not. Flyer added to the website this morning...


Flyer (http://www.cernunnos-mcc.org/images/flyer/flyer05.jpg)

[Mooncat]

Right we've got the floor show sorted!

Yoda eating rocks and stones!

Mooncat taking erection lessons!

Jay poledancing in green tights!

Whatever happened to the 100% band that JFP was trying to rustle up?



So, out of all of you lovely people on this site, this is the sum total of tricks and talent I have been able to muster up for party entertainment - feast your eyes on this veritable boundless array of talent:

Slob will be flaming his farts to dramatic and atmospheric music (someone call the fire brigade for God's sake!)

Eric - will be balancing red hot tea bags on his legs without a single whince or whimper (as above, someone call an ambulance for God's sake!)

Critch - will be performing a comedy depilatory routine (please volunteer your various body parts now!)

Out of all of these, Spike is the best - he has kindly said that he will do anything we ask once he's had a drink (get a bottle of JD down his neck for God's sake!)

And last, but not least, Ernie the Dwarf will be regailing us with various dwarfish antics and capers!

Don't forget all this in addition to my erection lessons, rock and stone eating by Yoda and Jay's delightful poledancing in sublime green tights!

What more could you ask? If you're not there, you're gonna miss a treat!

[Grav]

Eric - will be balancing red hot tea bags on his legs without a single whince or whimper (as above, someone call an ambulance for God's sake!)


One question......who the fuck is Eric? Its ERNIE who does tea bag balancing. :D

[100%Pat]

Give me sunshine, in your smile ........ :p

[Mooncat]

One question......who the fuck is Eric? Its ERNIE who does tea bag balancing. :D

That's very true! It's Friday and my brain's a tad frazzled - a thousand apologies to Ernie :o

Amendment to Party tricks and japes -

ERNIE - will be balancing red hot teabags on his legs without a single whince or whimper!!!

[100%Pat]

It only works on one leg... the left I believe.. :D

[Mooncat]

It only works on one leg... the left I believe.. :D

Bugger! That means his slot is reduced from half an hour to 15 minutes :D

We can't have that, someone else will have to fill the gap :eek:

Anyone else got a party piece they can showcase for 15 minutes or more????

[Grav]

Jonnyfp has a large gash that he quite likes to show off.

[Mooncat]

Jonnyfp has a large gash that he quite likes to show off.

Ideal!

Johnnyfp has been recruited/volunteered to show us all his immpressive gash.
Once a queue has formed, 15 minutes will fly by :)

By the way, where is this gash? In a place suitable for viewing by under 12's??????

[Grav]

By the way, where is this gash? In a place suitable for viewing by under 12's??????
No. It's down below :eek:

[Mooncat]

No. It's down below :eek:

Way hey!!!

I'll need a volunteer to check ID's before anyone cops a butchers at his gash... :)

This is gonna be some party :D

[100%Pat]

Ive seen his gash, it was even opening up again.... wasnt that impressive... its a quick nano second glance at the most... the queue will move very quickly. :p

[Jonnyfp]

This was when it was fresh....lol

[Mooncat]

This was when it was fresh....lol

Very impressive, you may even be able to charge for viewings :)

Only trouble is, now we've all seen it, I need another act for the party :D

[Jonnyfp]

I can turn my tongue upside down.... :D

[Fran]

I've heard that Grav will be giving custard enemas & Friar Tuck will be buying everyone a drink..... :D :D :D

[100%Pat]

Santa will be trying to stay upright and on his feet all night...
Forest Fred will being trying to puke QUIETLY in the corner.... :D

[ForestFred]

Santa will be trying to stay upright and on his feet all night...
Forest Fred will being trying to puke QUIETLY in the corner.... :D
Sod That If I'm a puking I'm going to make sure everyone can hear me! :p :D

[100%Pat]

Oh well nothing new there then.... :D

[slob]

tell you what folks I'm excited about this already! *hmmmm excited

[Grav]

Sod That If I'm a puking I'm going to make sure everyone can hear me! :p :D
It will have to be extremely loud to drown out my snoring.

[Mrs Reject]

I haven't got a party trick but I can give local anaesthetics! I could make your feet completely numb and watch you all try and dance :D

[poridge wog]

pw's party trick.
i cant pull a rabit out of a hat
but...


i can pull a hair out me a*se :p

[Dougie]

I can gibber pish for Scotland,but you know that already! :eek:

[Fran]

I can gibber pish for Scotland,but you know that already! :eek:

Yeah,even in your sleep! :p

[saxman]

errrrrrr has a date been decided yet???? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Creature]

nope but i believe that the weekend 16th - 18th was fav (its also the only weekend ive got free now in sept) been turning work down for that weekend

[Sir Ewok]

If it is, I'm afraid I won't be there as I come back from Bangkok on the 18th....

[Santa]

I haven't got a party trick but I can give local anaesthetics! I could make your feet completely numb and watch you all try and dance :D


I don't need any anaesthetic for that. All I need is for Odie to be there. :D

[kitkatman]

i am being a lazy twat and i cannot be bothered to read all that lot...where and when and how much please

[Mrs Reject]

I don't need any anaesthetic for that. All I need is for Odie to be there. :D

Teehee, that was a full body anaesthetic:)

[Jay]

I used to be able to eat 5 dry Cream-Crackers in 30 seconds, but that was a long time ago..... :D

[Creature]

I used to be able to eat 5 dry Cream-Crackers in 30 seconds, but that was a long time ago..... take it your on 10 now :) :)