oh hummmm

[Peirre]

geez i`m getting bored, coz i can`t get on the BW site.
so I thought I`d come over here and play to help me cope with the withdrawl symptoms :eek: :cool:

[bill?]

thought it was my pooter playnig up again, but obviously not

[Doro]

hey Pat, quick get the best china out, you might be getting a few new members....!

:D

[Bosun]

she lets you play with china.. some of us are only on polystyrene and plastic

[Doro]

shhhhh

don't tell her

:cool:

[Crafter]

geez i`m getting bored, coz i can`t get on the BW site.
so I thought I`d come over here and play to help me cope with the withdrawl symptoms :eek: :cool:

Thank god it's not only me that was having probs :rolleyes:

[100%Pat]

Lock the door, hide the key then we'll lock them all in the basement and keep them as pets.... :D

[Rabid]

What shall we feed them on and do they make a mess? :p

[Doro]

we can feed em on gingerbread

[100%Pat]

How much they fight it... if they mess on the floor they'll get nothing at all!! :rolleyes:

[Rabid]

We could also give them sprouts with a nice marmite dip i am sure that they will like that everybody else does. :o

[100%Pat]

Oh by the way... they are toilet trained that lot aren't they??? I mean they do have some very strange folk over there sometimes... :D
If you give them sprouts, I'll lock the windows and then they'll gas themselves into submission... a new slant on mind control eh....when they wake up they'll never remember there is another forum anywhere else.. :eek:

[100%Pat]

Did you eat some of your own sprouts& dip... you've gone very quite mate :eek:

[Rabid]

Ive been busy but back again now. We could watch the BW lot like on big brother and give them tasks to do. has anybody got any ideas on what they could be tasked with? :rolleyes:

[Doro]

if it was like BB I wouldn't watch it - what a pile of cr@p

[Rabid]

But imagine how much more interesting if all they had to eat was sprouts and marmite dip.we could also make the toilets breakdown now that would be good. :D

[Doro]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's gone all quiet.....................

[100%Pat]

And they have to earn squares of loo roll by being entertaining... but only one square at a time... :rolleyes:

[Rabid]

I might give channel 4 a ring and see what they think of the idea it might even take over from football lets face it watching paint dry is better than football ;)

[100%Pat]

Good Idea mate, gotta be better than fuckin football !! ;)

[100%Pat]

But not one comment from any of them... you'd have at least thought someone would have had a bite.... :rolleyes:

[Doro]

a bite? oooo my sides hurt

(look at yer avatar - lmao)

tis making me dizzy actually :o

[Bosun]

i would think a loo roll dispenser on time lock( say 2 sheets every 3 hours),
then compulsory diet of, lentils,sprouts, marmite,. guiness, welks and prunes....now lets see the BB house rock.. there would be tears by bedtime..


its either that or give them a challenge of being normal...
cant stand it at work talk is either all BB of football zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ponced a few hours off out to play with bike

[100%Pat]

I think you've missed the point, this is our own kinda BB we are planning, we're gonna lure the Bikersweb visitors into the basement.... Ooooh now I've given the game away, go back and read the thread properly then write me out.
" I must pay more attention to threads" 100 times please or you'll be down there with them!! :mad: :D

[Rabid]

I suppose we could even put that Mickey Rooney and Tom Hanmen down there with them and give them a rugby ball to play with. The winner of the game could get extra toilet paper? :p

[Peirre]

let us back please, we can go home now :p :)

[Bosun]

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hope thats enough i have rsi now


and for my sins i shall go and take myself to the pub and drink alcohol, dirty horrid stuff....

[Crafter]

let us back please, we can go home now :p :)


Their all mad Peirre, run for it :D

[100%Pat]

You havent entertained us yet!! You havent even earned one sheet of bog roll, you must be fit to burst by now... :p

[bill?]

ok so where shall we dig the escape tunnel?

[Friar Tuck]

Gotchya! 'Ere Pat! Caught one trying to sneak out through the coal bunker! Where and what do you want me to chain him up to?

[Rabid]

Keep him as your own personnal plaything friar tuck, but try not to break him.

[100%Pat]

Friar Tuck... as a punishment you could make him wear your jumper... he'll soon learn to behave, begging to stay he'll be within moments... :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Friar Tuck... as a punishment you could make him wear your jumper... he'll soon learn to behave, begging to stay he'll be within moments... :rolleyes:
Erm, I've also got another jumper as well, equally as, er.. tasteful? how long do you think I can expose him to them? I don't want to be done for having for grevious eye injury, maybe for possession of an offensive jumper though!

If your avatar get's cold you can alway borrow my jumper, y'know!

[Huw Beer Monster]

Bikersweb seems dead again... They'll be coming back here in droves, I tell ya!

:D

[bill?]

...They'll be coming back here in droves, I tell ya!

:D


droves? never been in one of them is it a 4x4 ?

[Huw Beer Monster]

droves? never been in one of them is it a 4x4 ?

Think so, made by a company called LAN ;)

[Jonnyfp]

*Cannot concentrate with boobies on 100%pats avatar*

[Doro]

yep, they're a lot more laid back on this site, there's even pics of willies somewhere

shade can't use it at work and we reckon it's cos of the boobies on the main page

they are very jiggly tho

make me dizzy

[Peirre]

ok so where shall we dig the escape tunnel?

gravs hiding the spade, quick get it off him before he covers it in custard + sprinkles

[Friar Tuck]

Ha! Grav don't frighten us! He tried a custard broadside before an' we beat him off!

[smeghead]

if your dishing out sprouts can i be locked in the basement please :)

[Friar Tuck]

You sure? that's where we store the Sprout Brew!

[smeghead]

yup i'm sure i will be able to tuck into the sprouts unhindered :)

[Santa]

Some bloke's just turned up to deliver a vaulting horse to the basement, should we let them have it?

[Bosun]

im more woried about the ones carrying it in.. there seems to be a plethora of them sneaking in now..

if they start to sing carols, some one check under the horse