teusday smiles

[smeghead]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the
River Seine. Its a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: Pierre, kiss me! Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes
it on Maries lips.

What are you doing, Pierre?, says the startled Marie.

I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, Pierre, kiss me
lower.

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her
breasts.

Pierre! What are you doing?, asks the bewildered Marie.

I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a
match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and
screams furiously, PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in
flames!

[Jay]

Ok you got me, I read the first bit an was certain that when I skipped to the end I was gonna find him changing to White Wine, for the fish course!

Yeah thats right, I ruined your perfectly good joke and now I will rub salt into eyes as punishment!

[Yoda]

i read it properly and thoroughly enjoyed it
ne ne ne nah ne

[Jay]

i read it properly and thoroughly enjoyed it
ne ne ne nah ne

Damn you Brummies and your ability to read and digest jovial verse without the need to race ahead in a vain attempt to confirm you preconceptions of the outcome!

[Yoda]

Damn you Brummies and your ability to read and digest jovial verse without the need to race ahead in a vain attempt to confirm you preconceptions of the outcome!
Damn you Glostonians for your use of big word and string them together in sentences

[Jay]

Damn you Glostonians for your use of big word and string them together in sentences
That's Gloucestrians.......Oik :D

[Abb]

Damn you Southerners for your continued hatred of our Brothers en France.

[Jay]

Damn you Southerners for your continued hatred of our Brothers en France.

Damn you for damning me and those I choose to damn !

[Alice]

[QUOTE=animal]Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot


Hhhmm ......... seems a bit of a contradiction in terms to me!!!!

Still thought it was funny though :)

[Abb]

Damn you for damning me and those I choose to damn !Damn you to the nth generation. I damn your ancestors and descendants from here to Haywards Heath.

[Jay]

Damn you to the nth generation. I damn your ancestors and descendants from here to Haywards Heath.

Who in damnation are you to damn the Damner?

May all those damned before you spend eternity damn’ing your damn disrespectful manner!

I bequeath to you my book of the damned and I will post it to your damn self (1st class obviously) at

Damned van Dyke
'Done-Damning'
The Old Damn
Damnville
Damnshire