Hello Mankind!!

[100%Pat]

Nice to see you on here, you are very welcome.... :D

[postie]

I'm not an official spokesman for the species, but speaking purely personally, nice to see you too Patricia. :)

[Rogue Monkey]

Hi Mankind, welcome to the board! :o

[100%Pat]

Heheheheh twat! :D
He's here, he's just registered.... just hasnt noticed this yet...

[Rock Ape]

Welcome to the mad house Mankind!! looking foreward to yer rallie!!

[Grav]

Hi Mankind. Welcome to the forum. :D

[Bosun]

cooooe hello mankind where ever you are

[Yoda]

Hello
and welcome to 'Fluffy World'

Yoda

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Hello people....glad to be part of the normal world now...Pat-smashin pair o' tits u have there...Critch, get stuffed...grav, you small scouse d.j.- are u comin to the Bollix? :)

[Friar Tuck]

EEK! It's Charles Manson!!!!!!!!

Welcome Mankind!

[mr.chaz]

Anyone FMB is allright by me!

G'day to you Mankind. ;)

[kitkatman]

hello mankind...are you in a band!

[Mankind F.M.B.]

No! I'm a driving instructor...honest!!!

[ForestFred]

No! I'm a driving instructor...honest!!!
Yeah from Johasnnesburg :D
Btw welcome o but

[Bassman]

Welcome mate...
Could'nt lend me some hair could you.. I've got none and you seem to have plenty to go round mate!!! :D

[Spike]

Welcome :)

[Grav]

grav, you small scouse d.j.- are u comin to the Bollix? :)

Dunno yet mate, money is a bit scarce at the moment.

[Jonnyfp]

Welcome Mankind.

[krammer]

welcome mankind! so, how are things in middle earth :D only jokin' mate, pull up a chair and stay awhile.

[Jim]

[QUOTE=ForestFred]Yeah from Johasnnesburg :D




He, he, Alexi Sayle at his lunatic best !

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Yes, and round about this time, i like to have a pot noodle....etc. etc....

[technoboiler]

ummmmmmmm
from the north east and i havent had him



are you a maccam mk? ;)

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Yup, from the North East, and no, i'm not a makkem...i'm halfway between Durham and Newcastle- a little town called Stanley...

[technoboiler]

Yup, from the North East, and no, i'm not a makkem...i'm halfway between Durham and Newcastle- a little town called Stanley...
fkn ell,,,, have we met? :confused:

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Dunno...think i would remember yer arse!!!! i'm hard to miss at 6'5" and 20+ stone hee hee...

[technoboiler]

Dunno...think i would remember yer arse!!!! i'm hard to miss at 6'5" and 20+ stone hee hee...
mmmmmm sounds like just the man to share me tent in these cold spring rally nights!,,,,hehehehe :D

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Hee Hee...have to be a tent big enuf for me, you and me missus!!!

[ernie the dwarf]

i'm hard to miss at 6'5" and 20+ stone hee hee...

And that's just his hair and beard,oh yeah wotcha :D

[crusty]

sposed ad best say hello too, even tho its bin soooo long since we last talked!
tek it you got home ok, you were lookin jus a little hung over wen i got off!
nice one feranother fine fenrir party ;)

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Yeah, thanx Crust... i even managed to get me voice back eventually...didn't like it sounding like rocks dropped down a mineshaft! See ya at Atherton...let me know how it goes with ya next sprog - and love to Jo...

[Doro]

questions


have you been here before?

what does FMB mean?

do I know you (lived in Dipton, know loadsa peeps in stanley - do they still have that blues festival? saw peter green there a few years ago)


:D

[Jay]

Hello MKFMB (excuse me abbreviating - just my fingers are frozen and I'm trying not to type too much because I can't move them)

Nice to see another bloke has joined, we were getting dangerously outnumbered by the ladies....

[Doro]

dangerous

yep

likes that


dangerous doro


*snigger*


anyway how are you diddling Jay?

[Jay]

DANGEROUS DORO DOES DEVILISH DEEDS

I'm good thanks mate, other than being knackered.

I did the longest shift ever, went to work Friday morning and didn't come home until Sunday night!

NO SLEEP FOR 2 nights..........yawn yawn!

Still, that extra £11 will be used with glee!

How's the wedding plans going?

[Doro]

extra £11

gawd sounds like my bosses



anyway - wedding - still haven't started my dress


but everything else is done

sh1t just remembered a dream I had last night.....we got married in a rush and forgot all the stuff we needed, like the swords n piper n stuff


*shivers*

[100%Pat]

I can answer one of your questions Doro, FMB means Fenrir Motorcycle Brotherhood. :D

[Doro]

aha

they of the brilliant rally (which sadly we'll miss again this year :( )


thanks pat :)


still think he looks like roy wood tho

[100%Pat]

He's having a laugh, he doesnt have that hair last time I saw him... :D

[Doro]

*snigger*

so got any recent pics of him Pat (shhhhh)

[Jay]

He's having a laugh, he doesnt have that hair last time I saw him... :D

old age doesn't come alone! :D

[technoboiler]

dammitall,,, the hairy ones are always taken :rolleyes:

[Fran]

dammitall,,, the hairy ones are always taken :rolleyes:

I love them hairy too! Any woman that gets a man to wax his bits doesn't know what she's missing. :D

[Jay]

I love them hairy too! Any woman that gets a man to wax his bits doesn't know what she's missing. :D

So me and my hairy chest, back and toes are not universally despised then!

There IS a god :p

[mr.chaz]

I love them hairy too! Any woman that gets a man to wax his bits doesn't know what she's missing. :D

Could I hazard a guess and say.....
a throatfull of hairballs maybe?

[Mankind F.M.B.]

Hi folks...yes, fraid that is me in the pic, and yes, i don't have me hair that long anymore...however Pat...i have grown me beard back! Pity you can't make the Bollix this year Doro- ganna be a cracka!!!

[Mankind F.M.B.]

This is worra used to look like...wi'me hair (Sigh)

[Fran]

Could I hazard a guess and say.....
a throatfull of hairballs maybe?

Is it really guesswork or the voice of experience Mr Chaz?
I can get hairball medicine from the vet & it's good for flossing your teeth! :D

[Fran]

So me and my hairy chest, back and toes are not universally despised then!

There IS a god :p
There is a God & he's hairy.So you've got hobbit feet Jay! :D

[mr.chaz]

Is it really guesswork or the voice of experience Mr Chaz?
I can get hairball medicine from the vet & it's good for flossing your teeth! :D

I knew that line was coming (wahay!)
as soon as I was typing away.

[Fran]

I knew that line was coming (wahay!)
as soon as I was typing away.


:p ........ :D ........ :p

[Doro]

I don't have a preference for body hair - can take it or leave it

long hair is very nice, but not too keen on beards (ikkle goatee's r ok)

dunno why

never liked beards

maybe santa scared me when I was wee or summat :eek:

[Jay]

I don't have a preference for body hair - can take it or leave it

What have you got, some sort of velcro system then? :p


never liked beards
Assuming you have never worn one, I bet it's because to the BEARDEE (the recipient) they are itchy and rough, as for the BEARDER (the owner) they are something to call your own and store food in. :D

[Fran]

Assuming you have never worn one, I bet it's because to the BEARDEE (the recipient) they are itchy and rough, as for the BEARDER (the owner) they are something to call your own and store food in. :D
I like beards but they can be dangerous.The late great Viv Stanshall (Bonzo dog doodah band)died when he fell asleep drunk with a lit cigarette & his beard doused in brandy.He suffocated on his own beard smoke!What a rock n roll way to die!

[Doro]

flippin eck fran is that true..??? :eek:



*checks date - nope april 1st was last week*

[Fran]

flippin eck fran is that true..??? :eek:



*checks date - nope april 1st was last week*
Yes!It was in a documentary about him.

[Jay]

I like beards but they can be dangerous.The late great Viv Stanshall (Bonzo dog doodah band)died when he fell asleep drunk with a lit cigarette & his beard doused in brandy.He suffocated on his own beard smoke!What a rock n roll way to die!

On the basis of that being such a cool way to peg-out......I shall take up smoking with immediate effect! :D

[critch]

I like beards but they can be dangerous.The late great Viv Stanshall (Bonzo dog doodah band)died when he fell asleep drunk with a lit cigarette & his beard doused in brandy.He suffocated on his own beard smoke!What a rock n roll way to die!




a total rawlinsons end........

[critch]

[QUOTE=Mankind F.M.B.]Hello people....glad to be part of the normal world now...Pat-smashin pair o' tits u have there...Critch, get stuffed...



hes just pissed off cos i woke him up with a pair of frying pans on sunday morning........DANG DANG DANG .....most satisfying :D

[critch]

oops i forgot, :eek: awright fattie :D :D :D