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saxman
28-03-2005, 12:17 AM
BEER/WINE MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer/winemaths!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint or a glass or two of wine. (try for more than once)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)


3 Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754


6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.




You should have a three-digit number




The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).



The next two numbers are .......



YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

:eek: :eek:

Friar Tuck
28-03-2005, 06:57 AM
s'true n' all!

gobsmacked! :confused:

Qwyplain Dhark
28-03-2005, 07:46 AM
:eek: :D :confused: :D

Yoda
28-03-2005, 08:01 AM
WOW well fuck me sideways with a bargepole..it worked

Bosun
28-03-2005, 09:36 AM
WOW well fuck me sideways with a bargepole..it worked


brace your self :eek:

weird that is

critch
29-03-2005, 07:52 PM
very strange it does work though :confused: :confused: :confused:

Shep
29-03-2005, 08:28 PM
'w 'ar! Twerkd! :confused:

ernie the dwarf
29-03-2005, 09:56 PM
:confused: your strange little man ain't yer :D