for any blondes :)

[Bosun]

thouhgh i know a few others this could apply to ;)


A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks - "What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead... " I was just running through that song - 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "

[Yoda]

Made Oi Laff it did

[Rabid]

What does a blonde shout when she has had sex?










Next :D

[JOE]

why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for an hour













it said concentrate on the side

[cxdemon]

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?











She opens the car door :eek:

[badvoc]

it's not a blonde joke but I thought it was funny:

A little boy goes shopping with his mother, and is waiting right outside of the ladies' dressing room for his Mom to come out.
While waiting, the little boy gets bored, and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further, if you want."

What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

"HELL, NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!"
"Don't be ridiculous," She responds, "there's no teeth down there."

"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."

"Oh, for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"

[poridge wog]

why did the blonde lose her job at the m&m factory


she kept throwing out all the w's :D :D

[davesatan]

rofl.....................

[Rabid]

How do you change a blondes mind?







Blow in her ear.

[z650tart]

why do blondes wear big hoop earrings













so they have somewhere to put their feet :p