Im a Bigot with an ickle Knob.

[UKRobKLR650]

Pleased to meet you all :D

[Pollypooface]

Welcome!! stand still while I 'pop' your cherry..... Oooh that's better, makes this place feel like home again. :D

[minxy]

*clears throat*

He's not a bad lad actually. A big lad, but not a bad un. Well, not anymore anyway :) Nice to have you here rob btw :cool:

[Grav Mk 2]

Ello Rob, nice to see you here mate. :)

[Pollypooface]

I've read a lot of his comments on BW and I must be a bogot to cos I seem to agree with him an awful lot.... but at least I dont have a likkle knob... Oh god! I dont have one at all whatever will I do???? :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Pleased to meet you all :D

Ahaaaa, another defector from the dark side, hello to a fellow welsh person.
Welcome to the twiglet zone
Love Mrs R (AKA Citizen Smith)

[Tim750]

I've read a lot of his comments on BW and I must be a bogot to cos I seem to agree with him an awful lot.... but at least I dont have a likkle knob... Oh god! I dont have one at all whatever will I do???? :eek:
I'm a bigot as well but as your other problem have you tried a strap on.... :)

[UKRobKLR650]

Well thank you very much for the welcome everyone. Tea and Biscuits are on me :D

[UKRobKLR650]

For anyone that dont know me heres a pic of me lookin sweet :D

[Trikerboab]

I've read a lot of his comments on BW and I must be a bogot to cos I seem to agree with him an awful lot....:

Yeah, i was begining to think that myself. Thought provoking.

[Jonnyfp]

AAAGH!! keep steppin on trampolines!! :D

got bored and this was on the last page, wondered where these members had got to.

Pollypooface for instance.. is there a members shift in progress.
will folk be logging on in 2 years time asking who is Jay or Garryphroigg? :(

hope not and can these folk come back, as we're the newbies it seems and they got a massive round coming to em from most of us.

[Santa]

Polly Poo Face has never been away - it's our very own 100% Pat! The signature was always a bit of a giveaway :D .

[Jonnyfp]

Polly Poo Face has never been away - it's our very own 100% Pat! The signature was always a bit of a giveaway :D .

Ah the things some folk will do for a pint..lol

but what of trikerboab etc?

[Santa]

will folk be logging on in 2 years time asking who is Jay or Garryphroigg? :(




They're already askin' WHAT is Jay!! :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

They're already askin' WHAT is Jay!! :eek:

:D :D

So who are the ancients from the original forum?

[smeghead]

i was on the original 100% forum then you buggers moved to this shiney new place and didnt tell me took me ages to hunt you down :)

[Jonnyfp]

i was on the original 100% forum then you buggers moved to this shiney new place and didnt tell me took me ages to hunt you down :)


You can blame doro and gypsy for me being here. :o

[Grav]

You can blame doro and gypsy for me being here. :o
No Jonny, don't blame Doro and gypsy for your evil fingers dastardly work, yoooooouuuuuuuu KANT! :D

[Dougie]

You can blame the mag for my presence...... :eek:

[Grav]

You can blame the mag for my presence...... :eek:

Don't bring MAG into this!!!! :eek: :D

[Trumpykeks]

:D :D

So who are the ancients from the original forum?


not me
:)

[Jonnyfp]

No Jonny, don't blame Doro and gypsy for your evil fingers dastardly work, yoooooouuuuuuuu KANT! :D



kant kant kant kaaannttt!!! :D

[Sir Ewok]

I was the second person on the original guest book (number one being stu, the editor). Have been here since day one. I very rarely agree with Rob, but that doesn't make him a bigot, no more than it makes me a softy Liberal. Disagreement is not a problem here, just the way some peeps react to a statement is. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and at least here we have have freedom of speech (within obvious constraints, such as Libel laws etc). As bikers we are segregated and discriminated against enough, without fighting each other. I don't necessarily agree with certain views aired on this forum, but I would fight for the right for those peeps to express themselves.

[Jonnyfp]

I was the second person on the original guest book (number one being stu, the editor). Have been here since day one. I very rarely agree with Rob, but that doesn't make him a bigot, no more than it makes me a softy Liberal. Disagreement is not a problem here, just the way some peeps react to a statement is. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and at least here we have have freedom of speech (within obvious constraints, such as Libel laws etc). As bikers we are segregated and discriminated against enough, without fighting each other. I don't necessarily agree with certain views aired on this forum, but I would fight for the right for those peeps to express themselves.


Quite wise really aint ya?

[Sir Ewok]

Nope, just feckin OOOOOOOLLLLLD!! Been there, fought for it, got fucked over.... At the end of the day we are all different, but we are all bikers, that's all that counts in my book.

[Jonnyfp]

Nope, just feckin OOOOOOOLLLLLD!! Been there, fought for it, got fucked over.... At the end of the day we are all different, but we are all bikers, that's all that counts in my book.


Too right bud, you see this approach at rallies where we have the chance to catch up and put the world to rights. i get that feeling here which is just the reason i love it so much.

[Sir Ewok]

Thank you, kind sir! Always good to hear other peeps opinions. Remember asking a Jamaican dude if he would take up Enoch Powells offer of £2,000 to go home (in the nicest possible way of course). He said if he was single, he would and have a good easy life, but he had kids and wanted them to get a good education.
I grew up in Brixton in the 50's and 60's and worked in Balham (known locally as Balhama Desh, due to the large asian population) with the Gas Board. I guess I am intrested in the human condition and try and look past colour, race or religion, just as I hoped peeps would look past my leathers and see ME. Funny enough, back in the 60's a lot of peeps did as most guys and some women had ridden bikes during and after the war, so a kind of kindred spirit was around at that time. Somehow that bond with the public has been broken, probably due to the fact that cars are plentiful and cheap. Amongst ourselves, that spirit remains, because we choose to be what we are..... Bikers. We are a breed apart from the car drivers (though many of us also drive, through choice or necessity) and they will never understand what we have or why. Like I've said before, the closest you will come to the biking fraternity is the armed forces, where we all have to watch each others backs and fight for what we believe in. Though I have never been in myself, you can see by the amount of ex-forces guys on here, that I am (probably) right. Look forward to seeing all the guys and gals in Blackpool, Ride safe Y'all..... :cool:

[Jonnyfp]

lol.

I'll feel like i've been draughted up after that night methinks.. :D

[Sir Ewok]

Just don't sign anything with Foreign Legion on it, it's not the European branch of the British Legion!!!! :eek:

[El_Mick]

Just don't sign anything with Foreign Legion on it, it's not the European branch of the British Legion!!!! :eek:

Hmm, am surprised Ewok & Tuck arn't marketing some form of disappearing signature kit

[Sir Ewok]

We used to but the bastards used it on the payment cheques......

[UKRobKLR650]

Bloody ell, whats this doin back out in the open. I was trying to keep it quiet that i had an ickle knob for crying out loud :D

[Borg]

I fecking hate Americans[1]. Does that make me a bigot ?






[1] Lying bunch of bastards who because of them Re Elected Bush who told bollox and we went to War. People got killed and now bombs are going of here. We should send Bush the bill for the clean up and compensation charges.

[Bosun]

and mr ewok was the inflatable ewok and tuck trading emporium ever rescued from the old forum prior to its demise?

[Mitch]

Jonny,

there are pics of the first forum party in some magazine somewhere that show the riotous events in glorius technicolour. That'd tell you who the original members were...

for a start off, there was me and Mrs R, Pat (obviously), Mr Chaz, Danny, Fayji, EwockandTuck, Coach (and his demon pulling pants!!), Jim, Santa, Forest Fred, Big Al... brain's gone nuts at this point, may try and dig the magazine out later or can anyone else enlighten me further?

it's funny that the forum went down terminally on the day of the Forum Party as no-one remembered where exactly they were going (we went completely in the wrong direction after we got off the motorway!!) but all got there in the end (including Mrs R on the ZL600 from hell that not even Mr Chaz could fix).

[Friar Tuck]

I sort of stumbled on this here forum after the demise of the old AWOL/BSH/Streetfighters forum. I think Sheltie was also an Asylum Seeker from there as well.

I, unfortunately had to leave the First Forum Doo, as my Dad decided to to do a purler arse over tit, and end up in casualty! the missus phoned me saying all sorts of things in a panic, so I had to get back home smartish, thinking that He'd really gone and done it proper this time. So after a three hour trip home, I only go and find him at home with Mum and the Missus, right as rain apart from a lovely egg on his bonce!

The missus only says to me "Ooh, you needn't have come home!" Silly cow could've phoned me1 I really missed the best part of that doo! Coach picking up that bint that sort of colapsed and had to have the medics called!

Talking of Coach, where is the Old bugger?

Oh Yeah, and I have Mitch and Mrs. R to thank for introducing me to Cheesy chips! I can totally say that Cheesy Chips are the ultimate gastronomic delight I've ever had!

As for the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane and Trading Emporium. This was spawned from the very first Agony column thread started here on this forum (not sure whether it was this version or the first one before some pillock started to hack into it and play silly buggers! Shame that as the first version had a chat room!), whereby Drs Ewok and Tuck dispensed sound advice to all and sundry for a nominal fee! Unfortunately, Forest Fred, has yet to settle his account!

[Jonnyfp]

Bloody ell, whats this doin back out in the open. I was trying to keep it quiet that i had an ickle knob for crying out loud :D



lmao!!

I do like a rumage in the first page threads, theres some good subjects, and you can see how many times a subject has been repeated...lol

Theres only one thread about your knob rob so rest assured its our secret.. :D

[Sir Ewok]

Actually as Pat knows, there was a Forum do before the Oxford one. There was one at the Farmyard Party in '03 (I think that was the year). Can't remember all participants, but I believe Sheltie, Turtle (where is she now?) and many others, who have been lost in the mists of alcahol, were there.

[UKRobKLR650]

lmao!!

I do like a rumage in the first page threads, theres some good subjects, and you can see how many times a subject has been repeated...lol

Theres only one thread about your knob rob so rest assured its our secret.. :D
Ha, i dont care, me missus has ickle hands anyway :D

[Jonnyfp]

Ha, i dont care, me missus has ickle hands anyway :D


Well now i know the secret..noted lmao..

[100%Pat]

some originals that are 'missing in action' are 'feckin Shudy....
C'mon Kenny come home you know you want to...

Errrm....Sicknote ? guy who spilled beer on himself and looked like he's pissed himself in the Farmyard Party gettogether pics...

Ooooh I'll have to go look at the members list and see now.... :eek:

[Jay]

I was on the old forum too, trouble is my memory is shutting down regularly now and I can't remember what it even looked like!

I think I just typed in 100% biker on google for some reason, to see if there was a website and found this some time later!

Bizarrely I feel I should be thanking a forum, for the chance to meet some great people! :D

I never made the first forum do, forgot where it was!

[Grav]

I remember when I signed up to the old forum and Mitch put a thread up asking if it was really his long lost mate or just someone with the same name, so I have 100% to thank for putting me back in touch with him. It had been a while....... :D

I have met loads of great people since and hope to meet many more.

[Mitch]

I remember when I signed up to the old forum and Mitch put a thread up asking if it was really his long lost mate or just someone with the same name, so I have 100% to thank for putting me back in touch with him. It had been a while....... :D


We'd last spoke in 1994 when I moved to Folkestone, the PFJ MCC (which we were both in) was still going and I had a CB650 then... and a bit less hair...

- The CB ended up getting dumped in our hedge after the clutch basket went, swapped that for the XS750, that went arse-upwards electrically soon after that so a year later, I ended up being without a bike and any decent mates - for the next 4 years or so. Feck knows how I managed to lose touch with Grav though :confused:

Mrs R couldn't believe it when I mentioned I'd found one of my old mates after all these years.

Anyway, here's to making up for lost time!