Jay. Krammer!

[Jonnyfp]

I have in my haste purchased front row seats for the Gilbert and Sullivan...mikado at the Alex later this very month.

Please be atired in your finest petty coats and bodices.
we are after all laydees.



Miss jonny.

100% WI

[krammer]

I have in my haste purchased front row seats for the Gilbert and Sullivan...mikado at the Alex later this very month.

Please be atired in your finest petty coats and bodices.
we are after all laydees.



Miss jonny.

100% WI my favourite! oh miss jonny that is so sweet of you. i think i will wear my pretty new bonnet and silk undergarments.

[Jay]

Tis moments like this, a lady is aware of how close the bond is.

Johhny darling, you know I like the second row, those naughty young men on stage always, but always try to look down my dilly frock!

Pray shall we take tea and scones on the veranda after the performance?

[Jonnyfp]

Laydees laydees fear not,
i have spoken with the theatrical co-ordinator lovely young man he is too.

we will have our own box for the duration of the play.

Oh and do please keep next wednesday open for our cribbage evening.

[Jay]

Oh cribbage sweety I do like to lead a merry dance......Oh no thats the macarena isn't it!

Only this very morning was I powdering my nose, like one does, and drifted off into a daydream about bunnnies and young pronces.

I awoke, somewhat embarassed to find myself the subject of attention from one young Mr Yoda. Such a dapper handsome studmuffin, I hope his intentions are honourable ones.

More herb tea missy?

[Fran]

Ya bunch of big jessies...... :D

[Jay]

more like you bunch of BIG jessies.

[Jonnyfp]

Who is this dusky maiden. Miss Jay you know i have a very strict screening method and i do hope you will adhere to my house rule in future.

Now Miss erm Fran you are more than welcome to join us in our cribbage evening just don't speak. it lowers the tone don't ya know. :D

[Jay]

This, my fine laydee friend, is Francesca, she is 1/2 Spanish 1/2 labrador and is a pretty riot in the ladees room.

Could you not find it in you to pamper her whims?

[Fran]

Who is this dusky maiden. Miss Jay you know i have a very strict screening method and i do hope you will adhere to my house rule in future.

Now Miss erm Fran you are more than welcome to join us in our cribbage evening just don't speak. it lowers the tone don't ya know. :D

If I can cram my laaaydeee-bits into a whale bone corset I'll join you for tea & buttered crumpets! :D

[Jonnyfp]

*sigh* oh very well then. make sure she brings her piperdee wares.

[Bosun]

one is always a liittle afraid of the "Cribbage" of which you speak, for do they not say "One for his knob?"

ladies of a tender age should stay with Happy Families.. do you have mr Bunn the Baker?

[gollum]

*sigh* oh very well then. make sure she brings her Anne Summers wares.

...............:D

[Jonnyfp]

But but i'm a Laydeeee. :eek:

[gollum]

But but i'm a Laydeeee. :eek:

Thats OK then you'll be able to dress up :D

[ernie the dwarf]

So it would seem :p

[Jonnyfp]

lol...i just logged on to yodas site...his given me Jomantha as a nick option...lolol :D

[Jonnyfp]

Will miss Freak and Miss Rommel be attending the pantomine this year?

[iomrob]

Will miss Freak and Miss Rommel be attending the pantomine this year?

thought there was only one donkey in that panto :p :D

[Jonnyfp]

thought there was only one donkey in that panto :p :D


Someones gotta be the ass end tho. :D

[Freak]

thought there was only one donkey in that panto :p :D

there appears to be room for an ass though :p :D

[saxman]

Miss jonny.

100% WI


Err i thought sprintbint was the only WI member on here................... :D

[The Beer Monsters]

Err i thought sprintbint was the only WI member on here................... :D Yeah, but jfp's stands for "Where's it?"

[rommel]

I'll only go if you can find a dead whale for the corset.................and who you calling an ass end................................ :D

[krammer]

he's behind you!!

[critch]

Err i thought sprintbint was the only WW1 veteran on here................... :D

now thats just plain uncharitable :D

[SatinBlack]

So is this where you...urm..ladies meet... :confused: :rolleyes:
i'm a lady (http://www.transformation.co.uk/features/shops/tvhotel/)

[krammer]

So is this where you...urm..ladies meet... :confused: :rolleyes:
i'm a lady (http://www.transformation.co.uk/features/shops/tvhotel/) oh yes, the cumberland sausage is to die for ;)

[Lyn]

You lot have me in bloody stitches............... :D :)

[Lyn]

So is this where you...urm..ladies meet... :confused: :rolleyes:
i'm a lady (http://www.transformation.co.uk/features/shops/tvhotel/)

PMSL Look uder galleries and check out Jacinta........that has gotta be a piss take................. :D :)