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GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 06:12 PM
OK Tidying my little girls room today who is only 6 and a half , I found this........
in case you can't read it it says.........
farie
cud you
magic my
sum money
pleas
pleas
pleas
comon (line through it cos she must have realised it's spelt wrong LOL)
come on
then some stars and a wand
I Love you
My explanation for this....... she lost her first tooth a couple of months ago, Garry and I told her to put it under her pillow and if it was a good tooth the tooth fairy would come and leave her some money, well in the morning we realised that we'd forgot so i grabbed a fiver and shoved it under her pillow while she woke up, went to the loo half asleep, when she got the fiver she thought she was so bloody rich and she was gonna buy Garry and I new bikes and herslf a motorbike etc
ForestFred
02-03-2005, 06:54 PM
Hey thats your writing Lynne yer just trying to raise funds so you can swan off back to Thailand :D
GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 06:58 PM
WEl it was a bit good over there :D
krammer
02-03-2005, 07:01 PM
five quid a tooth? bloody hell i used to get 6d :)
wegit
02-03-2005, 07:03 PM
five quid a tooth? bloody hell i used to get 6d :)
Yep! A fiver is the going rate !!!!
Mulitply that by the amount of teeth, multiply by 2 (two kids) That bloody tooth fairy is on to a good thing !!!!
krammer
02-03-2005, 07:07 PM
Yep! A fiver is the going rate !!!!
Mulitply that by the amount of teeth, multiply by 2 (two kids) That bloody tooth fairy is on to a good thing !!!! jesus! so if i insult some blokes missus in the boozer tonight, get all me teeth knocked out, bring em home, stick em under me pillow i could make ohhh i dunno.. twenty quid?....you know, it might just be worth it :eek:
Mrs Reject
02-03-2005, 07:13 PM
I didn't know you had a sprogg!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:
How cute!!!!
GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 07:31 PM
LOL Mrs R I have a Grandaughter, really I do and she's 5, when her mother (my oldest daughter (23yrs) told me she was pregnant (age 18) i couldnt even look at her cos I was 17 when i had my her and i taught her that it was foolish and a stupid thing to do, i even brought her up different to myself, but nope there's nothing you can do or say, but hey, it's life and we get on with it and enjoy it, and I love my grandaughter, but she calls me Lynne OK, she calls Garry, Grandad grumps........:D
GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 07:35 PM
I didn't know you had a sprogg!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:
How cute!!!!
no, a sprogg isnt cute, mind you Emma is OK for a sprogg, she's a real rally kid, been on the scene since she was nearly two, nothing fazes her, she really is cool, and Pat can back me up on that. Mind you it's a different story when Gary and I go to parents evening and the teacher says "oh yes Emma has told me all about the rallies" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitkatman
02-03-2005, 07:35 PM
wow a fiver a tooth, so if i do a smash and grab from the dentist......i could be a millionaire... :D
ahhh how cute
now stop giving fivers my youngest (Emma 5) got £1 a few weeks ago when she lost here first one
dont want word getting round the playgrounds and pushing up the cost of teeth
:) :) :)
Mrs Reject
02-03-2005, 07:55 PM
LOL Mrs R I have a Grandaughter
FF's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: *Stunned into silence for once*
GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 08:04 PM
FF's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: *Stunned into silence for once*
erm why :confused:
GarrysPhrogg
02-03-2005, 08:06 PM
ahhh how cute
now stop giving fivers my youngest (Emma 5) got £1 a few weeks ago when she lost here first one
dont want word getting round the playgrounds and pushing up the cost of teeth
:) :) :)
you got an Emma as well Yoda.........:) BTW our Emma only got a fiver cos we panicked LOL
brandersnatch
02-03-2005, 08:27 PM
AAAAWWW Saw the note went all lumpy throated! Rufty tufty biker b*llocks! :o
Yep Emma is very cute.................unless you make the mistake of telling her how Mrs Jim is Arachnaphobic (spelling ?).
She then devotes the rest of the evening to showing my missus her new top with the giant spiders web on !
I've never seen a 40 year old being bullied by a five year old before.
Very funny though.
As for you being a Grandma Lynne, you kept that quite.
Hmmm, Grannysphrogg has a certain ring to it !
Running full speed for the hills !
captaincondom
02-03-2005, 09:32 PM
i have two kids boy 12 and a girl 8 .when my son lost his first tooth he was upset because he got money from gran+grandad +the tooth fairy and some other freinds of the family but why did the people in asda not give him any money or free sweets he was a grumpy sod for days.
my daughter is cheeky daft when i walk through the house in my box shorts she runs off shouting a monster is comeing and because i wear a tie for work and i say i look a plonker every body she see's with a tie on she shouts at the top of her voice look mum moor plonkers like dad.
but the best is for mum she said you need these mum. special k you can drop a jean size in two weeks
I asked my mum where my younger sister had come from (I was 5) & she told me that the fairies had left my sister under her pillow.I told her she was robbed.I got a shilling!
Mrs Reject
02-03-2005, 10:24 PM
erm why :confused:
Because I thought you were about 30 - no word of a lie *remind self to put glasses on at next forum party*.
BikerGran
02-03-2005, 10:32 PM
GarrysPhrogg - I am so happy I'm not the only granny on here!
Was chatting to a biker the other day who said her grandchildren think it's cool that she rides, and what did mine think?
Well my grand-daughter age 3 and a half doesn't think it's particularly cool - biking is just what people do, isn't it? At 2 she was watching the bike racing with her dad and shouting "Valentino Rossi! "
Grandson age 6 - different family - is only interested in getting grandad tp play football!
Ive got 6 kids and 1 grandson, the tooth fairy is a money grabbin cow as far as i'm concerned, empties my pockets on a regular basis. :(
Ah, the days of the tooth fairy, the dim and distant past. :rolleyes:
My kids got 10p, then rose to 20p cuz of inflation and the kids at school getting 20p. :eek:
gollum
03-03-2005, 12:06 AM
five quid a tooth? bloody hell i used to get 6d :)
F**K 6d you are going back a bit even my kids got a £1 the youngest is now 14 :D
Love the note though
seedless
03-03-2005, 03:03 AM
she calls Garry, Grandad grumps........:D
Bahhh blood y humbug
GarrysPhrogg
03-03-2005, 06:39 AM
Bahhh blood y humbug
you love it really you big bloody softy :D
Friar Tuck
03-03-2005, 06:42 AM
See I bloody said this forum is coming a bloody Derby and Joan Club!
Hands Up all those that have still got all their own teeth then? :D
GarrysPhrogg
03-03-2005, 06:55 AM
GarrysPhrogg - I am so happy I'm not the only granny on here!
Was chatting to a biker the other day who said her grandchildren think it's cool that she rides, and what did mine think?
Well my grand-daughter age 3 and a half doesn't think it's particularly cool - biking is just what people do, isn't it? At 2 she was watching the bike racing with her dad and shouting "Valentino Rossi! "
Grandson age 6 - different family - is only interested in getting grandad tp play football!
IM not granny.........Im Lynne :-) LOL thats what Ive told her to call me *giggle* anyway Pats a granny too you know :D
Yep I know what you mean, Emma just thinks it's normal a part of life, she has her own helmet complete with mohican, leather jacket etc, still i hate taking her on the back as she has absolutely no fear whatsoever !!
GarrysPhrogg
03-03-2005, 06:57 AM
Yep Emma is very cute.................unless you make the mistake of telling her how Mrs Jim is Arachnaphobic (spelling ?).
She then devotes the rest of the evening to showing my missus her new top with the giant spiders web on !
I've never seen a 40 year old being bullied by a five year old before.
Very funny though.
As for you being a Grandma Lynne, you kept that quite.
Hmmm, Grannysphrogg has a certain ring to it !
Running full speed for the hills !
Ill set Emma on you :p :D
GarrysPhrogg
03-03-2005, 06:58 AM
Because I thought you were about 30 - no word of a lie *remind self to put glasses on at next forum party*.
LOL Mrs R Im 40 in august :eek:
seedless
03-03-2005, 07:05 AM
Because I thought you were about 30 - no word of a lie *remind self to put glasses on at next forum party*.
Ah yes Mrs R but this is how Lynne looks now
memnoch
03-03-2005, 08:19 AM
Everything is so damn expensive these days...
Asked my 8 year old what he fancied for his birthday this month...
'Oh, just a couple of PS2 games would be great'
AT NEARLY £40 A THROW! FCUK ME! I WAS LUCKY TO GET AN APPLE, AN ORANGE AND A LUCKY BAG!
BOUGHT ME FIRST BIKE FOR THAT! (And 'No' it wasn't in 1861, before any clever barsteward chirps up...lol)
INFLATION? IT CAN FCUK OFF!
Ill set Emma on you :p :D
Runs even faster for the hills !
Sir Ewok
03-03-2005, 10:49 AM
I am a grandad, with two kids of my own + two unofficially adopted and gives me 8 grandchildren altogether......
I lost my kiddie teeth during rationing and had to share a tanner (6d) with 32 other children. I have all my own teeth and I keep them in a glass at night...... :D
I'll Get me coat.....
blackhack
03-03-2005, 01:12 PM
Kids....Hmmmm
Where does the time go ???
My eldest is coming with me to FARO this year...@ 14, he probably wont be the yougest there, but he was the youngest rallyist at a capercluech rally down at st marys loch one year...(he was two weeks old and just came for the day with his mum and the in-laws in the car)
I booked him in and he had his own first rally badge......
Wierd day that....me drinking a nice pint of lager and him in my arms drinking a nice bottle of milk.
Now hes a 14 year old goth ??. Who knows EVERYTHING !!!
Where DOES the time go ??
Dont ask Me! I`m Stoned!
03-03-2005, 11:37 PM
Tell me about it! Daughter 16 in june jet black dyed hair thinks she knows it all too! Never listens one bit of advise at all and ur knackered if u forget to hide the vodca when u go out as its water in ur coke when u get in :eek:..Never touched it though!!!!!! Worst of all she has got herself a boyfriend but claims she aint stupid in that way!! Also another two kids to add to the joys of parenthood!!.....The joys of be just being 38 :mad:
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