everybody snores, dont they?

[saxman]

surely i'm not the only one.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Blackjack]

Not me.

I stayed awake one night to find out......

[saxman]

I stayed awake one night to find out......

tried that. all i could hear was the missus and the dog snoring. :eek:

[Crofty]

Apparently I sleep talk.

[Friar Tuck]

Grav Snores......... Or shags donkeys! :D

[Bosun]

i get sent to other end of rally field :o

[Friar Tuck]

That's because of the smell of your pants, not yer snoring!

[GarrysPhrogg]

Grav Snores......... Or shags donkeys! :D

ROFL ROFL, yeah i though garry was bad, until we ALL heard Grav.

[Mrs Reject]

Yeah Grav is really something!!! It must be a northern thing. Mitch is funny at night, you can hold bizarre conversations with him when he sleep talks. He also turns the alarm clock off in his sleep - not so funny :eek:
He says I snore like a hog but I don't believe it :)

[fade2black]

Aparently I snpre and grind my teeth :mad:

[Sir Ewok]

Have sleep talked since I was a sprog. Trying to balance Ewokandtucks accounts in me sleep no doubt, as the intrest racks up too fast for a computer to keep up with.....

[Jay]

I snore like an addict pig at a cocaine convention and I think I am the only person who has 'NARCOLEPTIC TOURETTES SYNDROME' where I fall asleep and then shout inane abuse into the night sky.

[Yoda]

I snore like an addict pig at a cocaine convention and I think I am the only person who has 'NARCOLEPTIC TOURETTES SYNDROME' where I fall asleep and then shout inane abuse into the night sky.

reminds me - dont invite Jay to faro
....
Jay you coming to Faro....damn my forgetfullness

Yoda

[Jay]

reminds me - dont invite Jay to faro
....
Jay you coming to Faro....damn my forgetfullness

Yoda

Yeah mate I coming, getting a lift with Freak!

[Grav]

If you think my snoring is bad, you should hear the wife! :eek:

[bill?]

If you think my snoring is bad, you should hear the wife! :eek: would that have something to do with why you bog off with your tent evry weekend? :D



just for the peace and quiet like.

[sprintbint]

Grav Snores......... Or shags donkeys! :D


I hear he does both :D

[bill?]

I hear he does both :D

does he make as much noise with the donkeys as he does when snoring?

[technoboiler]

i snore, salivate, grind teeth and shout,,,,,,,,,

its bloody murder when u drop off on a plane ;)

once sat in as model for my friends beautitians exam,,,fell asleep while getting my eye lashes dyed,,,,even the examiner couldnt stop laughing,,,,
ffs :o

[bunbag]

they say if you sew a tennis ball into the back o your pj this stop,s you lyin on yer back and therfore stop you snoring it dont work i dont wear pj :confused:

[Jay]

If you think my snoring is bad, you should hear the wife! :eek:

Never noticed it ;)

[Freak]

Yeah mate I coming, getting a lift with Freak!

Did I tell you me and me mate got lost at the FIRST JUNCTION out of Bilbao.
Thats 200 yards from the spanish port and we didn't know wether to go left
or right :o :o :o

I didn't did I, perhaps I should of :D

[Jay]

Did I tell you me and me mate got lost at the FIRST JUNCTION out of Bilbao.
Thats 200 yards from the spanish port and we didn't know wether to go left
or right :o :o :o

I didn't did I, perhaps I should of :D


No mate, funny that sort of story ONLY comes out after we've circumnavigated middle England!

YODA, how many seats you avin on that tricycle of yours?

[Fran]

Dougie's snoring sounds like someone chain-sawing a donkey.It's occasionaly drowned out by his farting! :eek:

[Bosun]

That's because of the smell of your pants, not yer snoring!


i have noticed the designated area is almost a county away from the others each time

[GarrysPhrogg]

Dougie's snoring sounds like someone chain-sawing a donkey.It's occasionaly drowned out by his farting! :eek:

pmsl :D Garry is exactly the same,........ he says I don't snore but I fart, i said "i never ever fart" he said "you do these ffsstt, type farts that stink" .................OMG !! NO WAY, I NEVER EVER FART!!!

[Friar Tuck]

Apparently I suffer from sleep appoenia, or whatever it's called! it's where you snore, then stop breathing, then sort sniff, snort and then start breathing again!

Quite often I've woken up in the moring really refreshed and the missus looks like sh!t coz I kept her awake at night snoring then stopping breathing!

[Dougie]

Dougie's snoring sounds like someone chain-sawing a donkey.It's occasionaly drowned out by his farting! :eek:
This is a blatant untruth!An aged neighbour heard Fran's snoring and had a heart attack thinking the Luftwaffe had returned!

[Peirre]

I can assure you all I NEVER snore........................












well, I`ve never notice if I do :rolleyes:

[krammer]

the loudest snorer in this house has got to be bella our dalmation. she sleeps in our room and i swear she sounds just like a b1b on reheat!

[kitkatman]

i sound like a lawnmower aparently, thats after a skin full of beer

[Shep]

I only snore if I fall asleep sat up........like on Friday nights at rallys. ;)




Baglady is the captain of the all England ladies' freestyle all position snoring team! :p




I was in the RAF with a guy who slept with his eyes open....creepy or what. :eek:

[Jim]

Only snore when drunk.


Unfortunately for Mrs Jim I'm rarely sober.

[Dont ask Me! I`m Stoned!]

Rouge reckons i snore :eek: ..but only silently :) must admit ive never heard him snore thank christ :)