It's Fayji's time of the month....

[Fran]

Looking forward to wearing your March pants tomorrow? :D

[blackhack]

aye, Time's MARCH ing on.......lol

[Shep]

Looking forward to wearing your March pants tomorrow? :D

But February's have only done 28 days!

Hardly worth washing them. :rolleyes:

[Mrs Reject]

Fayji has a "friend" visit :confused: I'm all confused, I thought he was so butch *cue lumberjack song* :)

[Fran]

Fayji has a "friend" visit :confused: I'm all confused, I thought he was so butch *cue lumberjack song* :)
Fayji apparently wears his pants for a month at a time (according to his previous posts) and he'll be breaking out the pair for March tomorrow! :D He said January was a struggle & he nearly had to break out February's early. :eek:

[Jim]

Yuch !

Sometimes I'm cursed with just too vivid an imagination.

[Bosun]

it could be worse you may wish for photographic evidence


the biohazard bag is ready and waiting... stiill i could run over a few days :D

[Rogue Monkey]

the biohazard bag is ready and waiting... stiill i could run over a few days
OOOoooooooooooo! Run over dude! :D Me poor imagination! :p ;) :D

[Friar Tuck]

Ok! We ordered the Toxic Waste Disposal Lorry for your kaks Fayji!

Trouble is Sizewell B have refused delivery on the grounds of too many impurities!

We are now in negotiations with a certain Mullah in Iran, which depends if their deal with Russia falls through. If all else fails I know where there is a field in Cambridgeshire thats just been refused permission to be a toxic waste dumping ground so that would be ideal to get rid of them.

[Fran]

We've had the shoe bomber now we've got the pants bomber! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Yeah, and as a Bomber he's really PANTS!......




















Where's that coat?

[Bosun]

actually these are quite comfortable



wonder if i can go 2 months ? :rolleyes:

[Fran]

I'll phone the Guiness book of records........ :D

[krammer]

you never know, the noxious fumes emanating from fayji's undercarriage might help to keep the impending bird flu pandemic at bay. :eek: after all did'nt a seagull fall from the sky as dead as a ..well a seagull after flying into faygis airspace?

[Fran]

I heard he was suspected of making crop circles with his pants! :D

[krammer]

I heard he was suspected of making crop circles with his pants! :D well they must contain more defoliant than agent orange :D

[Bosun]

I heard he was suspected of making crop circles with his pants! :D

now theres an idea :D

[Fran]

well they must contain more defoliant than agent orange :D
Are you saying he's hairless????!!!!! :eek:

[krammer]

Are you saying he's hairless????!!!!! :eek: only from the waist down....

[GarrysPhrogg]

it could be worse you may wish for photographic evidence


the biohazard bag is ready and waiting... stiill i could run over a few days :D

urrgh!!! men, men, you're just so bloody disgusting eeuughhhhhhhhh !!

[Bosun]

urrgh!!! men, men, you're just so bloody disgusting eeuughhhhhhhhh !!
we aim to please

[Friar Tuck]

Well aim somewhere else!

[krammer]

i think a five mile blast zone should be created around faygi's pant's just in case of fall out :eek:

[Dougie]

Not enough! :eek: :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Then Fayji'll have to be sent to Coventry!

[krammer]

Then Fayji'll have to be sent to Coventry! but that's only twenty miles from here! my god the mushroom cloud will be clearly visible. still at least i purchased an nbc suit from dracken so i should be ok?

[Dougie]

Nah!The keks' fallout will go through 15 feet of solid lead,so a wee bitty charcoal ain't gonna protect you!

[krammer]

Nah!The keks' fallout will go through 15 feet of solid lead,so a wee bitty charcoal ain't gonna protect you! ok. fuck greenpeace, dump his pants out at sea.

[Dougie]

I was gonna say something about an earlier pair dumped at sea but good taste stopped me! :eek:

[Spike]

Then Fayji'll have to be sent to Coventry!


Ya can sod off matey !! I've enough problems here as it is !!

[Bosun]

strange you say that i shall be infecting coventry at end of may :)

[Fran]

That's nearly a month gone already!Have your March drawers held out Fayji or has the excitement of the new bike forced you into April's shreddies already? :p

[Bosun]

That's nearly a month gone already!Have your March drawers held out Fayji or has the excitement of the new bike forced you into April's shreddies already? :p



i wore my new ones and eve some clean socks for collecting bike

i have since jhowever returned to march.. though the after effects of removal have worried the elastic somewhat

[Fran]

I think your new bike deserves some new pants.How about some Harley brand drawers? :D

[Bosun]

I think your new bike deserves some new pants.How about some Harley brand drawers? :D


i heatd that one yank and there off :D

[Fran]

i heatd that one yank and there off :D

You'll just have to hope you don't meet any Yanks! :D

[Gypsy]

throw pants against a wall. if they dont stick then there is at least another month left in them yet :D

[Bosun]

if they dont disintergrate is a challenge :D