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Well we turned up
drank tea
Ate Scones
and a jolly good time was had by all
well we are ladies and we do like to do ladies things
saxman
27-02-2005, 12:57 AM
Well we turned up
drank tea
Ate Scones
and a jolly good time was had by all
well we are ladies and we do like to do ladies things
aha......the midland blue rinse brigade have had a gathering.... :eek:
Spike
27-02-2005, 01:35 AM
And a couple of bikes turned up as well !! :rolleyes: :p
saxman
27-02-2005, 01:36 AM
And a couple of bikes turned up as well !! :rolleyes: :p
:eek: :eek:
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 07:18 AM
Spike and R30 turned up on bikes. The rest of us girls turned up in cars with the heaters full on.
Krammer bought his lovely wife Yvonne.
Yoda bought his wheelchair for the sympathy vote but didn't get it. He also bought Jonny who set fire to his farts and bought a very, very young lady with him.
Shaggy bought a very camera shy Triker Gal.
Freak bought a bloody great giant of a girl called Jay, who had everyone in stitches all night and has a certain liking for older ladies. Oh and hard man biker Freak drank tea all night, pictures to follow.
Dracken, who dove 130 miles to get there bought tales of his RSPCA dodging exploits in some far off land called Borth.
I just bought my stunning good looks as usual. :D
nice to meet you all and seeing jonny keep dracken warm, sorry if i did`nt stop talking :rolleyes:
Freak
27-02-2005, 10:20 AM
nice to meet you all and seeing jonny keep dracken warm, sorry if i did`nt stop talking :rolleyes:
Yak yak yak yak yak, don't you ever shut up :rolleyes:
Tell you what r30, your bike sounds absolutely awesome even though it was only firing on one cylinder. :) Seriously though, it was pure pleasure on the ears mate.
Sorry spike but I didn't get to hear yours, only the heater in the van is quite noisy on full
Nice to meet the rest of you. Thanks Yoda for a good call, it turned into an, errrrrr epic night (I'll leave it at that I think Jay :o )
That was a good crack (no not that old ladies)
Apologies if I was talking 'Kronenberg' by the end, It's just that I got all excited cause I haven't been on holiday for ages.
Yoda AKA BIGGLES, as head of the table and the organiser of this informal event, I'd like to say thanks and cheers for organising that OLD BIDDY-O-GRAM.
R30, it's not that your quiet but I don't even remember what you sound like.
Shaggy..............45 minutes to go mate, just hang on in there!
Ria, Ria, Ria.......I know you tried hard but I'm afraid for £4.22 I have bought the CCTV footage from the pub and once I have edited out the bits of me buying cups of tea and the bit where that old lady tested my lip-reading skills, I'll post it on the net for you!
Johnny, I've never actually seen someone light their 'Air Biscuits' before, truly inspiring and I dare say, just a little dangerous after a curry...oh and was it really necessary to flop your wangar out on the bar to show me your hernia op scar.
Taxidave (who in hindsight bears no resemblance to David Baddiel no sir not me) I know you aint a Cockney mate, so I gather all that talking about PONIES with Yvonne, refers to 4 legged variety. I dunno what you do with 'em mate but its probably illegal.
Wynne, cheers for the sticks of rock, my boys have already platted them into the front-room carpet.
Spike, a perfectly sensible bloke.....until someone mentioned swords and blades. Then you started to get all twitchy mate, sort of fidgety and excitiable....Then you started on about double edged axes and that look in your eye was uh, eery!
And finally Becky, what a lovely young lady, lovely and young...very very young and lovely with it.
Freak, thanks for the lift up mate, much appreciated.
So, who's gonna organise the next one then, somewhere simple to find and not too far away.....how about NORTHAMPTON I haven't been there for ages!!
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 10:35 AM
I think if it goes around the table to Yoda's left, its down to freak to suggest next months meeting place.
I say to the left because if we say right that means its Spike's turn and I'm sure we won't all fit in his gun cabinet. :D
Freak
27-02-2005, 10:41 AM
So, who's gonna organise the next one then, somewhere simple to find and not too far away.....how about NORTHAMPTON I haven't been there for ages!!
Why Jay that's a fantastic idea, straight across country for us and very very easy to get to from birmingham.
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 10:46 AM
Why Jay that's a fantastic idea, straight across country for us and very very easy to get to from birmingham.
It'd be good to move the venue slightly each month so that more forum members can get there. Apart from when we go to Borth. :D
Why Jay that's a fantastic idea, straight across country for us and very very easy to get to from birmingham.
fine by me
you up to organising this one mate
suggestions on a stamp please
Yoda
maybe we could all go to a polo meet or cookery class
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 10:57 AM
maybe we could all go to a polo meet or cookery class
Perhaps not a cookery class, as Jay will be masturbating all night if the lecturer is of a certain age.
Perhaps not a cookery class, as Jay will be masturbating all night if the lecturer is of a certain age.
thats ok it saves us bring the Mayo
Yoda
Why Jay that's a fantastic idea, straight across country for us and very very easy to get to from birmingham.
Yes it is, sort of place you can get to without even realising it! I also hear it is lovely there, during daylight hours!
dracken1
27-02-2005, 11:12 AM
those were not "old" ladies jay was fancying.
they were animated corpses.
it was a pleasure to meet you all.
"becarefull wynne " i was told you are going to the brummie homeland, they have some disgusting habits!
but i thought you were a great bunch and none of you had disgusting habits.
with the exception of johnny who does'nt appear to have any clean ones.
johnies girlfried is very young and looked very sweet sitting there doing her colouring in for her homework, due in on monday.
the highlight of the evening for me was not johnny setting fire to his farts, but yoda trying to toast a muffin in the flames.
Freak
27-02-2005, 11:19 AM
johnies girlfried is very young and looked very sweet sitting there doing her colouring in for her homework, due in on monday.
:D :D :D :D , slightly cruel but top line.
And maybe Wynne could organise a night out in sunny wales
Yoda
( :eek: maybe an animal sanctury and we could all bring swords :eek: )
Freak
27-02-2005, 11:26 AM
I also hear it is lovely there, during daylight hours!
Ah! I wouldn't really know about that as I've only been there.... quite late at night.
dracken1
27-02-2005, 11:31 AM
more bare heads than a Budda convention
http://www.jwmotorcycles.com/1001.jpg
Just out of interest everyone, how long did it take you to get home last night?
dracken1
27-02-2005, 11:36 AM
jay trying not to hurt tg's feelings by telling her she's far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to young for him
http://www.jwmotorcycles.com/1002.jpg
dracken1
27-02-2005, 11:41 AM
i arrived home at 02.45 :(
DO YOU SEE THAT FREAK.....SEE WHAT TIME HE GOT HOME THERE
AND HE LIVES IN ANOTHER 'KING COUNTRY
DO YOU SEE THAT FREAK.....SEE WHAT TIME HE GOT HOME THERE
AND HE LIVES IN ANOTHER 'KING COUNTRY
i gather you had problems ????
took me 2mins and 20seconds ner ner ne ne naaa
Freak
27-02-2005, 12:02 PM
WE WEREN'T LOST
WE KNEW EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE
WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE
OR HOW THE FECK WE GOT THERE
:o :o :o :o
where did you end up then?
you didnt carry on west on the M42 did you?????????
Freak
27-02-2005, 12:06 PM
As Jay so beautifully put it last night
"We went south, it was just the wrong south"
:D
As Jay so beautifully put it last night
"We went south, it was just the wrong south"
:D
dont thold it back we want to know just how lost you did get :)
see you have caught the brummie lack of direction lurgy..and as Taxi Dave failed to give the penile injections that isnt a bad outcome
now repeat after me 'oi luv birminham'
and
'oi am considurablee more lost than yuu'
Yoda
Freak
27-02-2005, 12:13 PM
WE WEREN'T LOST
WE KNEW EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE
WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY WE WERE THERE
OR HOW THE FECK WE GOT THERE
as above, I got home at 3am :o :o :o :o
as above, I got home at 3am
shakes head
ohh dear ohh dear ohh dear
i think jonny may have to hand over the crown.... :p
Freak
27-02-2005, 12:29 PM
In nearly 20 years of driving and riding I can honestly say it's the biggest, shall we say detour I've ever made. I can only appologise to Jay and hang my head in shame for driving down the wrong fecking motorway (for a considerably long distance before even realising) and turning what should have been a 45 minute journey into a 2 and 1/2 hour epic countryside tour. Still Northampton is quite nice this time of the year.
My coat is on.....I am leaving the country
:o :o :o :o
In nearly 20 years of driving and riding I can honestly say it's the biggest, shall we say detour I've ever made. I can only appologise to Jay and hang my head in shame for driving down the wrong fecking motorway (for a considerably long distance before even realising) and turning what should have been a 45 minute journey into a 2 and 1/2 hour epic countryside tour. Still Northampton is quite nice this time of the year.
My coat is on.....I am leaving the country
:o :o :o :o
so how did you end up on the M40 or M1???
Freak
27-02-2005, 12:43 PM
What I think basicly happened was we turned onto the M6 (thinking we were further north than we were and going to go M6-M5) and then just kept heading south (oh the shame of it) trouble is the signposts are all similar to the M5...Bromsgrove...Coventry then it suddenly felt wrong, VERY WRONG. The first clue were the chevrons in the road that weren't there before, Oh and the fact we'd been driving for 1 1/2 hrs and hadn't seen a sign for Worcester. We were just discussing this fact when the next exit sign said Northampton. Ahh bugger. We were, at that point, further away from Jays house than when we set off from Brum (I think it was at least 65 miles from that point to Gloucester as apposed to 45 from Brum). Luckily I new a short cut but that took me past my house on the way to Jays so once again I was traveling in the wrong direction which was a tad demoralising to say the least :rolleyes:
Let the pisstaking commence :o
and so the crown passes from Jonny and onto the Freakster :D
Sir Ewok
27-02-2005, 02:56 PM
Of all the shoitholes in all the world, you had to end up here! :p
Freak
27-02-2005, 03:10 PM
Of all the shoitholes in all the world, you had to end up here! :p
Should we count our blessings that we were lucky enough not to venture/stray onto the Ewok N Tuck Toll road. :eek:
Sir Ewok
27-02-2005, 03:13 PM
Your bill is in the post...... :p
Freak
27-02-2005, 03:15 PM
Your bill is in the post...... :p
So's your cheque :p
Sir Ewok
27-02-2005, 04:21 PM
The boy's will be round tomorrow to clear your house (and your head). Your payment is now overdue, even though you have not yet recieved the bill...... :)
ooooooo
well I am now in a major huff
cos you was all there and we wasn't
next party
CHECK THE RALLY CALENDAR FIRST
or at least check wif me
alright? ok? u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d??????
*flounces away*
pah!
bloody men...!
and I think the next one should be in the south
:D
what about mitch's idea?
week after our wedding that one, I guess we'll be up for it *snigger*
Spike
27-02-2005, 04:47 PM
Spike, a perfectly sensible bloke.....until someone mentioned swords and blades. Then you started to get all twitchy mate, sort of fidgety and excitiable....Then you started on about double edged axes and that look in your eye was uh, eery!
Hee hee !!
I was a great night, was really great to put names to faces, even tho i'll forget most of them :o ;)
Oh yeah, it took me 40 mins to get home, as i thought i knew a shortcut, and didnt :P
Cheers guys an gals :D
dracken1
27-02-2005, 06:49 PM
i suggest the next meeting be held no further away than freaks front door, that way there will be a pretty good chance, that he will get home at a reasonable hour.
knowing what time you got home, makes me feel better considering how tired i was when i got home. :D :D
GarrysPhrogg
27-02-2005, 06:54 PM
Sounds like you all had a ball. :)
Hey jay at least you didn't have to put a tent up this time :D
GarrysPhrogg
27-02-2005, 06:56 PM
ooooooo
well I am now in a major huff
cos you was all there and we wasn't
next party
CHECK THE RALLY CALENDAR FIRST
or at least check wif me
alright? ok? u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d??????
*flounces away*
pah!
bloody men...!
and I think the next one should be in the south
:D
what about mitch's idea?
week after our wedding that one, I guess we'll be up for it *snigger*
The thing with south is its about 400 miles away from us in the North, but we would still try and get there to see you lot of loonies :D
Jonnyfp
27-02-2005, 07:08 PM
Evidently yodas brummie semen was put to good use...lol
Freak i bow to your superior detour skills.. :D :D
cheers folks it was great to meet you all..even you wynne..welcome to my world of flamin arseholes...lmao!
Sounds like you all had a ball. :)
Hey jay at least you didn't have to put a tent up this time :D
JOLLY GOOD JOB TOO, PROBABLY HAVE BIN THE WRONG TENT!
I take full responsibility for distracting Mr Freak while driving, I should have fallen asleep far sooner and therefore would have left him to concentrate purely on going in the right direction.
As it happens, I talked his arse off, then found we were 'NOT AT HOME' then stopped at the services and paid £8 for 2 sandwiches, eat both of them and then periodically fell asleep pretty much leaving Freak to bail us out.
If it's any consolation mate, even though I was tucked up and asleep before you even left my street, I was rudely awaken at 5.45 am and have had 14 children under 5 to deal with all day.......and they ent quiet neither.
So I say thank YOU for the lift and I just hope to return the favour sometime!
Jonnyfp
27-02-2005, 07:39 PM
In response to the one convo from last night where you all said i was makin it up...lol
Freak
27-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Urghhhhhhhhhhh :eek:
Anybody ever seen/owned one
Has it got sat nav
krammer
27-02-2005, 07:51 PM
just to say i have'nt had such a laugh for a long time :) cheers guys! the look of sheer horror on jess's face this morning as the akita murder story unravelled was a picture indeed!
Freak
27-02-2005, 07:58 PM
A quick survival tip for anyone visiting drackens house.
Make sure you knock on the door and wait for him to answer.
DONT sneak in, creap up behind him and shout surprise :eek:
He gets a bit ...errrrm, lets say twitchy ;) :D
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 08:00 PM
Hey jay at least you didn't have to put a tent up this time :D
Only the one in the front of his trousers when that pensioner brushed past him. :D
GarrysPhrogg
27-02-2005, 08:02 PM
Only the one in the front of his trousers when that pensioner brushed past him. :D
pmsl do tell :D
dracken1
27-02-2005, 08:05 PM
yea you right dave. you could see him mentally drift off everytime he looked at her.
i know older women are better at making love but i think you have to draw the line at the point when they reach the age were they can't remember yesterday, let alone sex ;)
i thought when he tried to woo her with a bowl of complan he was in there. maybe her mate had first dibs..
bad luck jay ol boy, plenty more fish etc etc.
TaxiDave
27-02-2005, 08:09 PM
i know older women are better at making love but i think you have to draw the line at the point when they reach the age were they can't remember yesterday, let alone sex ;)
She's not exactly gonna remember with Jay anyway is she!!!!!
krammer
27-02-2005, 08:13 PM
yea you right dave. you could see him mentally drift off everytime he looked at her.
i know older women are better at making love but i think you have to draw the line at the point when they reach the age were they can't remember yesterday, let alone sex ;) did you notice how jay and the 'more mature' of the bidd...err ladies kept making eye contact? bloody embarassing it was, i felt a right gooseberry. i must say though she certainly looked up for it and the way she kept licking drool off her 'tasche was rather erotic.
GarrysPhrogg
27-02-2005, 08:19 PM
did you notice how jay and the 'more mature' of the bidd...err ladies kept making eye contact? bloody embarassing it was, i felt a right gooseberry. i must say though she certainly looked up for it and the way she kept licking drool off her 'tasche was rather erotic.
maybe was linda lovelace, she'd be an old age pensioner now, if not dead!!!!!
oh yeah and I only know about linda lovelace cos I used to babysit for someone when i was 15 and i found these videos..........OMG :eek:
Strider
27-02-2005, 09:53 PM
ooooooo
well I am now in a major huff
cos you was all there and we wasn't
next party
CHECK THE RALLY CALENDAR FIRST
or at least check wif me
alright? ok? u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d??????
*flounces away*
pah!
bloody men...!
and I think the next one should be in the south
:D
what about mitch's idea?
week after our wedding that one, I guess we'll be up for it *snigger*
This was held in the south !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, its 200 miles south of me!!!
Lets have one in the north now, like the other thread said
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