Scotlands Greatest Kick Offs

[WALLACE]

[B] "Here ah go again" Day one of euro 2004 "English fans in violent clashes" "English fans arrested" need ah say mar. Oh the score cant fotget that,FRANCE 2 England 1. ya dancer, :D One down two tae go then show you the way hame. Sorry Lynn but hae tae pinch your title, an CROW ON LINE, HEE HEE :D :D

[100%Pat]

ROFL!! rofl!! :eek:

[Dusty]

[B] "dancer, :D One down two tae go then show you the way hame. HEE HEE :D :D

As opposed to the scots method, whereby they dont qualify so there is no need for the journey home.
Better to lose a match in the finals than not to play in them !!

[100%Pat]

Meow! Meow:D

[JOE]

furry boots in this fair land you from wallace; I reside in the loverly capital.

[Shudy]

Actually England won yesterday, by 4 wickets to clinch the series against New Zealand.

Well done to Scotland on their trouncing of Trinidad and Tobago, that well known hot bed of football in the West Indies.

[Santa]

Actually England won yesterday, by 4 wickets to clinch the series against New Zealand.

Well done to Scotland on their trouncing of Trinidad and Tobago, that well known hot bed of football in the West Indies.

Best not mention the rugby against the All Blacks then - wasn't it something like 63 - 3 to the kiwis?

[ForestFred]

I've decided to become Swedish (just like Pat has) 5.0 5.0 5.0 5.0 Hurdy Gurdy Fnrf fnrf :D

[WALLACE]

furry boots in this fair land you from wallace; I reside in the loverly capital.
EH! an wheres the loverly capital? :confused:

[WALLACE]

Best not mention the rugby against the All Blacks then - wasn't it something like 63 - 3 to the kiwis?
To true Santa, they dont like to be reminded of when they lose :p but the needle gets stuck if they win, or blame the hand of god, when it was Maradonna that fuked them. :rolleyes:

[Shudy]

Best not mention the rugby against the All Blacks then - wasn't it something like 63 - 3 to the kiwis?

36 - 3 actually. Did you forget to mention England are Rugby World Champions?

[Dusty]

but the needle gets stuck , or blame the hand of god, when it was Maradonna that fuked them. :rolleyes:

Wallace,the only needle that is stuck mate is yours,yes you are scottish,yes you hate the english,yes you are patriotic and yes the comments you keep making about the english are getting boring,and i can only assume that as you seem to know so much about the losses england have endured, that you follow sport quite a lot, therefore if scotland qualify for a tournament in the near or distant future, then you would be proud to back your national team.which is what all these flag waving english (and the majority) of british football fans are doing.
as for the coment about maradonna,watch the replays, note that he used his hand, and then put your hand on your heart and state that if it was argentina vs scotland and that happened the scots would not complain or moan about it...........thought not !!
p.s. my memory isn't as good as it was, can you remind me how far scotland got in that competition.

[Teasy]

THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER! oops not quite.Z.Z.

[Shudy]

Wallace,the only needle that is stuck mate is yours,yes you are scottish,yes you hate the english,yes you are patriotic and yes the comments you keep making about the english are getting boring,and i can only assume that as you seem to know so much about the losses england have endured, that you follow sport quite a lot, therefore if scotland qualify for a tournament in the near or distant future, then you would be proud to back your national team.which is what all these flag waving english (and the majority) of british football fans are doing.
as for the coment about maradonna,watch the replays, note that he used his hand, and then put your hand on your heart and state that if it was argentina vs scotland and that happened the scots would not complain or moan about it...........thought not !!
p.s. my memory isn't as good as it was, can you remind me how far scotland got in that competition.

Well if all that's true I bet the fault lies at the feet of the English. Just ask Mel Gibson :D

[Kingo]

I've got nothing to shout about in sport i'm Welsh still we live in hope one day we may qualify for something :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

i just want to know if england fails does this mean no more football on tv?

still it makes for quiet roads to ride on

[WALLACE]

THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER! oops not quite.Z.Z.
Teasy, wot bit the kingdom you fae? :rolleyes:

[WALLACE]

Wallace,the only needle that is stuck mate is yours,yes you are scottish,yes you hate the english,yes you are patriotic and yes the comments you keep making about the english are getting boring,and i can only assume that as you seem to know so much about the losses england have endured, that you follow sport quite a lot, therefore if scotland qualify for a tournament in the near or distant future, then you would be proud to back your national team.which is what all these flag waving english (and the majority) of british football fans are doing.
as for the coment about maradonna,watch the replays, note that he used his hand, and then put your hand on your heart and state that if it was argentina vs scotland and that happened the scots would not complain or moan about it...........thought not !!
p.s. my memory isn't as good as it was, can you remind me how far scotland got in that competition.
Dusty nearly right but not quite, you say ah hate the English, "WRONGE" Ah just love to wind them up. As for following sport a lot,"WRONGE" will watch the occational game mainly Scotland getting beat. AH have seen the replays of the hand of god. An aye Maradonna did cheat but got away with it, it saves us scots from listening to a replay of 1966 which we still get tossed at us nearly 40 years on. As for majority of british fans flag waving , that ll be south of border as most scots are backing Croatia "check your press". You may be getting bored, but ahm noo. Will always say ma piece weather peple like it or not. After all its a free country. :( :(

[Shudy]

it saves us scouts from listening to a replay of 1966 which we still get tossed at us nearly 40 years on. (

1966? Geoff Hurst? Marvellous!
You want to be English and listen to the crowing about 1314, The last time Scotland last won anything important :rolleyes:

[Dusty]

1966? Geoff Hurst? Marvellous!
You want to be English and listen to the crowing about 1314, The last time Scotland last won anything important :rolleyes:

Nice one and Too true Shudy, but if we wait for MGM to make a film about it, we will realise that the scots didn't beat us it was the americans, led of course by that famous scot, Brad McPitt :D

[TaxiDave]

Is there any particular reason why people write with a Scottish accent??

[Dusty]

Dusty nearly right but not quite, you say ah hate the English, "WRONGE" Ah just love to wind them up. :( :(

Thats allright then, for a minute i thought you might be a stereotypical drunken,skirt wearing,haggis eating, violent bigot who should have been around 600 years ago, when scotland really did have a case for independance.
But I now know you are a fun guy.Stay cool,football's for muppets anyway ! :D

[blackhack]

for a minute i thought you might be a stereotypical drunken,skirt wearing,haggis eating, violent bigot who should have been around 600 years ago, when scotland really did have a case for independance

That must be me your thinking of

[100%Pat]

Are you going to Crail? :p

[Shudy]

Blackhack Are you going to Crawl? :p

Ohh miss whiplash!

[sicknote7]

To true Santa, they dont like to be reminded of when they lose :p but the needle gets stuck if they win, or blame the hand of god, when it was Maradonna that fuked them. :rolleyes:
Thats all you Scotts ever do....FUCKING LOOSE so shut the fuck up..

[sicknote7]

Looser...... ;)

[blackhack]

Sorry Pat, i'm not doing crail.....only four weeks to go till Faro, and its the first time at an "away" bash.
Really need to save my cash for that (and the duty free).

Hope all my scrimping and scraping was worthwhile...:D

[Suzukiron]

You keep at em Wallace, im right behind ya...all i have seen is the George cross flying everywhere i travel,
bloody car broke down on sunday nite on way down to cheshire to work...
I phoned my gaffer to let him know ( after the result was in...get it up ye ya bas!!!) only to be told to take a week off, n dinnae worry they wid manage ok withoot me!!
sussed they were feirt o me gettin intae them...losers!!!!!!!!!
right im back!!!

I will be at Alba pat.... n crail me thinks, so hopefully see ya there

Later Days all
:D

[Sir Ewok]

Sorry Pat, i'm not doing crail.....only four weeks to go till Faro, and its the first time at an "away" bash.
Really need to save my cash for that (and the duty free).

Hope all my scrimping and scraping was worthwhile...:D

Hi m8, Take a tip and buy as much of your booze an' fags in Portugal. Spain isn't bad and the ferry is expensive. Bit of a toss up regarding extra fuel to lug stuff up across spain (and possibly drink/smoke it all on the way) or buy before getting on the ferry. If you must buy on the ferry look for special offers ie Buy a bottle of good quality scotch and get a cheapo half price or spend so much and get something free. Only problem with waiting for ferry to spend dosh is that you have no choice once on board. If you are going from Santander there are shops for duty free just behind the waterfront. Get to the dock early and walk back across the road (same probably applies to Bilbao.
Hope that helps, last time bought 60 dumpy bottles of 'Super Bock' beer for less than 20 Eurines. ;) ;) ;)

[WALLACE]

1966? Geoff Hurst? Marvellous!
You want to be English and listen to the crowing about 1314, The last time Scotland last won anything important :rolleyes:
You forgot Stirling Bridge an YORK into english heart land :) .

[WALLACE]

Hi m8, Take a tip and buy as much of your booze an' fags in Portugal. Spain isn't bad and the ferry is expensive. Bit of a toss up regarding extra fuel to lug stuff up across spain (and possibly drink/smoke it all on the way) or buy before getting on the ferry. If you must buy on the ferry look for special offers ie Buy a bottle of good quality scotch and get a cheapo half price or spend so much and get something free. Only problem with waiting for ferry to spend dosh is that you have no choice once on board. If you are going from Santander there are shops for duty free just behind the waterfront. Get to the dock early and walk back across the road (same probably applies to Bilbao.
Hope that helps, last time bought 60 dumpy bottles of 'Super Bock' beer for less than 20 Eurines. ;) ;) ;)
Where you bn hidding auld yin? :p

[WALLACE]

Thats allright then, for a minute i thought you might be a stereotypical drunken,skirt wearing,haggis eating, violent bigot who should have been around 600 years ago, when scotland really did have a case for independance.
But I now know you are a fun guy.Stay cool,football's for muppets anyway ! :D
Thats wot the voices tellme to :D

[Shudy]

You forgot Stirling Bridge an YORK into english heart land :) .

York is in Yorkshire, regarded by many as not England. Although that does explain where the Scots picked up the tightness habit from.

[poridge wog]

tight fisted yorkies is right worked on the bin wagons here for a few years and one o the lads on wagon jumped into the back when it was running coz h
he had seen a 5p peice nearly got himsell crushed :D :D


wallace am originally fae angus area

[WALLACE]

Thats all you Scotts ever do....FUCKING LOOSE so shut the fuck up..
Listen JUNIOR , Now behave an ah mite give you your RATTLE back at farmyard if you buy the BEERS :p

[WALLACE]

tight fisted yorkies is right worked on the bin wagons here for a few years and one o the lads on wagon jumped into the back when it was running coz h
he had seen a 5p peice nearly got himsell crushed :D :D


wallace am originally fae angus area
You ll like the yorkies then? Angus folk are like the Dundonans tight arsed tae. Ahm a Wedgie noo in Fife. :eek:

[WALLACE]

football's for muppets anyway ! :D
Well done guys, :( England 3 Switserland 0.
OK! who bought the ref off? :confused:

[Shudy]

Why is it that all football programs have a panel of experts made up of Scots? There's Alan Hansen, Gordon Strachan and Ali McCoist to name a few. If the Scots were any good at the game, surely they'd be in the finals?

[Teasy]

The answer to that question is very simple, as they are not English they will give an unbiased opinion of how England played. I cannot speak for the rest of my fellow Scots on this forum, but I personally do not hate the entire English population or the England football team. They have some very talented players and a domestic league that is probably one of the best in the world.The only reason I want to see England humped out as early as possible is the totally over the top, self praising, we are going to win it attitude of the English commentary staff. It doesnt matter what game you are watching England are mentioned every five minutes. If a player does something brilliant then he is automatically compared to an English player, if a team are playing some absolutely fantastic football then they are deemed to be almost as good as England. The totally biased bile that is constantly being spewed from the English commentary staff and the impeccable behaviour of English fans in Portugal and in England ( aye, like that will ever happen!) serves only to strengthen my support for any team that come up against England. Ive had my rant now, thanks for reading.

Come On Croatia!

[BlackPig]

It's no different elsewhere , the French are the same . :(

Mind you they've gone a bit quiet since last night !! :D :D

[Dusty]

I thought the reason most of the tv commentators on british television for Euro 2004 are scottish is because the english ones are out in sunny Portugal supporting their fellow countrymen,lets face it the scottish commentators would feel like fish out of water in the country of a competition. :D
On behalf of the majority of DECENT english folk, i would like to appologise for the minority of w*nksplat hooligans ruining the fun of so many. :mad:

Wallace,see what you started with this thread,its going to be never ending !! :p

[Dusty]

an englishman, a scottish man and a black man are walking on the beach when they find an old bottle,they take off the top and a genie pops out and grants them 1 wish each,the black man goes first and wishes that all black men were taken back to africa and there was once again a motherland,the scotsman wishes that all scots were returned to north of the border and scotland was once again land of the brave and free of foreigners,the englishman says to the genie,"so all the blacks are in africa,all the scots are back in scotland,Fcking marvelous i'll just have a beer. :D :D

[Rabid]

Have you heard that the Scottish FA trophy room has been broken into?
The police are looking for a burglar with a tartan carpet. :rolleyes:

[Teasy]

Uefa have decided to use David Beckhams voice to make all the stadium announcements at Euro 2004.

A spokesman said, "We heard that he comes over the PA very well"

[Sir Ewok]

I don't understand that????

Hi Wallace, I've been very busy. Youngest son got married last Monday Only 4 weeks notice) and she isn't pregnant, already has six kids. Only one and a half weeks to go before I go to Thailand, so trying to rake up as much cash as possible.

As for the footie ....... I hear the sound of sour grapes, over there, over there. I hear the sound of sour grapes etc. Sung to distant drums.

Also I like to think of the battles where the Scots, English and Irish stood shoulder to shoulder and beat of all comers to create the greatest Empire the world has ever known. Peeps may be p*ssed off with Immigrants, but the word BRITISH still means a lot to them, even if it doesn't to us. All the Bannockburn, york and other battles against each other is history and belongs in the past. It shouldn't be forgotten, but left behind. Wether Scotland ever becomes a seperate nation is not as important as looking to the future. A country that is steeped in ancient hatreds and grudges, it cannot move forward. I know a lot of you guys are only on this thread for the craic, but it does echo the attitudes of some Scots (and English). :rolleyes:

[WALLACE]

I don't understand that????

Hi Wallace, I've been very busy. Youngest son got married last Monday Only 4 weeks notice) and she isn't pregnant, already has six kids. Only one and a half weeks to go before I go to Thailand, so trying to rake up as much cash as possible.

As for the footie ....... I hear the sound of sour grapes, over there, over there. I hear the sound of sour grapes etc. Sung to distant drums.

Also I like to think of the battles where the Scots, English and Irish stood shoulder to shoulder and beat of all comers to create the greatest Empire the world has ever known. Peeps may be p*ssed off with Immigrants, but the word BRITISH still means a lot to them, even if it doesn't to us. All the Bannockburn, york and other battles against each other is history and belongs in the past. It shouldn't be forgotten, but left behind. Wether Scotland ever becomes a seperate nation is not as important as looking to the future. A country that is steeped in ancient hatreds and grudges, it cannot move forward. I know a lot of you guys are only on this thread for the craic, but it does echo the attitudes of some Scots (and English). :rolleyes:
Never mind Auld yin, aboot us waring classes,.You fuk off to THAILAND , an hae a good time, mind wot oot for the thai woman :D :D

[Shudy]

Come On Croatia!

Looks like the tartan kiss of death has passed from your own team to the Croats. Perhaps if you really want England to lose you should support them against Portugal? :eek: :D :D