Wotcha..........

[ernie the dwarf]

that's all i have to say for now :D

[technoboiler]

well in that case i have nothing to say also :cool:

[Fran]

Just keeping a low profile then? :p

[kitkatman]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm are you shy

[ernie the dwarf]

Shy ME ? well yes lol

[kitkatman]

why.........don't be....

[ernie the dwarf]

well in that case i have nothing to say also :cool:
Be a first that will :p

[technoboiler]

come on ernie show us ya arse :p

[kitkatman]

and get the beers in...mines a grolsch

[technoboiler]

Be a first that will :p


fek me cheeky aincha

must be a lurker eh?

now wheres that arse :eek:

[Jim]

NOOOO !


Just buy us a pint that will be fine.

[Bosun]

Just keeping a low profile then? :p
thats an awful pun to Throw in a dwarf like that fran :D

ever met snow white ernie?

[ernie the dwarf]

fek me cheeky aincha

must be a lurker eh?

now wheres that arse :eek:

at the top of me leg's of course, silly girl the bar's open 24\7 round here

[technoboiler]

yeh ernie,,,,,have any lasses ever chucked ye,,,, :p

[ernie the dwarf]

thats an awful pun to Throw in a dwarf like that fran :D

ever met snow white ernie?

we don't like to talk about that bitch :mad:

[ernie the dwarf]

yeh ernie,,,,,have any lasses ever chucked ye,,,, :p

one or two lol

[Bosun]

we don't like to talk about that bitch :mad:
she could sing quite nicely :D

[Shep]

Hi Ernie.

Were you ever a milkman in the west?

Welcome, tea will be fine, please.

[ernie the dwarf]

she could sing quite nicely :D

****e cook she was and no sense of adventure,set us back years she did

[kitkatman]

my girls got a good sense of adventure, it took me days to climb down thee mountain!

[Bosun]

****e cook she was and no sense of adventure,set us back years she did
i heard she liked 7 up though

[ernie the dwarf]

i heard she liked 7 up though

Did she hell uptight mare,the girl had no idea what a train was ;)

[Grav]

Eh up Ernie, you grotesquely deformed short arse pisshead. :D

[Bosun]

Did she hell uptight mare,the girl had no idea what a train was ;)



and me always thought it was a book of erotic fiction

nowt but a fairies tales

[ernie the dwarf]

Eh up Ernie, you grotesquely deformed short arse pisshead. :D
Wotcha Grav you workshy git :D

[Grav]

Im not workshy........... well, not much anyway. :D

[ernie the dwarf]

and me always thought it was a book of erotic fiction

nowt but a fairies tales

Not for us workers in the jool mines, i think she was a ladypoof.

[technoboiler]

i think ernie and grav are courting,,,,,,,,,,, :p

[ernie the dwarf]

Ok Grav what whiskey we drinking at the fool's do ?

[ernie the dwarf]

i think ernie and grav are courting,,,,,,,,,,, :p

would you like to take piccie's ?

[Bosun]

would you like to take pick axe's ?


now i know chemiloos are unpleasanbt sometime BUT

[Grav]

Ok Grav what whiskey we drinking at the fool's do ?
Depends on what they have behind the bar, if its the usual crap then a trip to the offy might well be in order for a splendid Islay single malt. :D

[ernie the dwarf]

now i know chemiloos are unpleasanbt sometime BUT

a bit better than a plastic bag thou' :D

[Bosun]

a bit better than a plastic bag thou' :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: feel queezy now

[ernie the dwarf]

Depends on what they have behind the bar, if its the usual crap then a trip to the offy might well be in order for a splendid Islay single malt. :D

I shall bring a nice Islay and Mead co's it turn's you in to a time traveller :cool:

[Grav]

I shall bring a nice Islay and Mead co's it turn's you in to a time traveller :cool:

Good lad. :D we could get thoroughly pissed and escape in a tardis. :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Whats with the password thing for the over 18's bit and where do i get one

[ernie the dwarf]

:eek: :eek: :eek: feel queezy now

Hey it work's,mind you a good sense of balnace help's :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Good lad. :D we could get thoroughly pissed and escape in a tardis. :D
We will dear heart we will ;)

[Bosun]

We will dear heart we will ;)


sounds more like ernietrude the cow :D

passwaord... oooh you dont wanna go there believe me ;)

[ernie the dwarf]

sounds more like ernietrude the cow :D

passwaord... oooh you dont wanna go there believe me ;)

I do belive i am the Middle Earth's only right wing hippy Dwarf and yes i do want to go there.

[technoboiler]

theres a height restriction,,,,you might be too short m8,,, ;)

[ernie the dwarf]

theres a height restriction,,,,you might be too short m8,,, ;)

Right 'o big bird,i have build up sock's so no one will notice :D

[sprintbint]

Hi ernie, have yer got yer hat yet,,,,,when are you going to meet up with me an sax for that drink ;)

[Spike]

Wotcha Ernie :D

[Friar Tuck]

Good morning Ernie!

And when are you going to pick me two premium bond nos. out that I had since god was a child!

[ernie the dwarf]

Hi ernie, have yer got yer hat yet,,,,,when are you going to meet up with me an sax for that drink ;)

I be free next weekend so maybe i should sample the bright light's of Fareham :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Good morning Ernie!

And when are you going to pick me two premium bond nos. out that I had since god was a child!

What's it worth % wise then?

[saxman]

Hi ernie, have yer got yer hat yet,,,,,when are you going to meet up with me an sax for that drink ;)
yeah, wot she said?

[saxman]

I be free next weekend so maybe i should sample the bright light's of Fareham :D

both workin next w/e :o

wot about the followin one? :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Sounds like a plan :D

[saxman]

Sounds like a plan :D
:cool:

will pm you

[ernie the dwarf]

oK chap.......

[technoboiler]

:cool:

will shag you up the botty
;)

i knew it :D

[RedRobbie]

Ernie would you like to dip your dick in my boiled egg. Ya can if you want

[ernie the dwarf]

Ernie would you like to dip your dick in my boiled egg. Ya can if you want
Thank's for the offer but my little soldier only like's fresh egg's :)

[ernie the dwarf]

;)

i knew it :D

Morning bird,would you like the whip,crop or paddle ? :D

[Sir Ewok]

Hiya Ernie and welcome to the Ewokandtuck Trading Empire web site. We can beat any price on any object you mat desire.

www.ewokandtuck.com\Store

[ernie the dwarf]

Hiya Ernie and welcome to the Ewokandtuck Trading Empire web site. We can beat any price on any object you mat desire.

www.ewokandtuck.com\Store

What's your best price on a violet wand ? :cool:

[gollum]

You seem to getting a bit of stick Ern LOL

[ernie the dwarf]

You seem to getting a bit of stick Ern LOL

:D yes but it's a nice stick

[gollum]

Morning bird,would you like the whip,crop or paddle ? :D


Ah.....now the handcuffs are begining to make sence.......

[technoboiler]

mmmmmmmmm....hard choice,,,,,but i think i shall go for the paddle please ernie,,,,
thank you... :p

[ernie the dwarf]

mmmmmmmmm....hard choice,,,,,but i think i shall go for the paddle please ernie,,,,
thank you... :p

Good choice :D