Smoke machine wanted + job vacancy

[Peirre]

smoke machine wanted.
must be able to produce both white and black smoke contact here (http://www.vatican.va)

Also a vacancy for a Team leader in a global corporation is up for grabs, it comes with lifetime prospects, a free uniform, accomodation, and other perks.
applicants must be dedicated and be able to be diplomatic. in return the successful applicant will be rewarded with out of this world renumeration
send CV`s to (http://www.vatican.va/)

[Freak]

:d :d :d :d

[Spike]

:D :D :D

[Yoda]

Also a vacancy for a Team leader in a global corporation is up for grabs, it comes with lifetime prospects, a free uniform, accomodation, and other perks.
applicants must be dedicated and be able to be diplomatic. in return the successful applicant will be rewarded with out of this world renumeration
send CV`s to (http://www.vatican.va/)

have just posted off my CV and i think i stand a chance of getting this job
but i only have one question.....Who is this Jesus bloke they keep refering to in the company prospectus??????????

[Peirre]

have just posted off my CV and i think i stand a chance of getting this job
but i only have one question.....Who is this Jesus bloke they keep refering to in the company prospectus??????????
God knows :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


BTW, you do realise there are certain lifestyle restrictions placed on the successful candidate such as a "no sex clause"

[saxman]

well bollox to that. :mad:

i have applied for the last 3 vacancies,and he twats have never bothered to reply. :mad:

so fuck em. i will start my own religion. :D

suggestions on a postcard please.

[Yoda]

God knows


BTW, you do realise there are certain lifestyle restrictions placed on the successful candidate such as a "no sex clause"

doesnt seem to stop catholic priests though does it :) :) :)

[Peirre]

doesnt seem to stop catholic priests though does it :) :) :)
*passes Yoda another quireboy* :eek:

[Yoda]

*passes Yoda another quireboy* :eek:

what Just the one... if the church has rationing then i aint joining :) :)