lol joke

[trikeruk]

Two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogh
they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the
waitress...... "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an
argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very
slowly?"


The girl leaned over and said, "burrr-gurrr-king." :cool:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogh
they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the
waitress...... "Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an
argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very
slowly?"

The girl leaned over and said, "burrr-gurrr-king." :cool:

She's a bit thick then. There's no Burger King in Llanfairgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogog ogh...












It's a McDonalds...

:) :) :)

[Yoda]

It's a McDonalds...

:) :) :)
no its Maaac-Doon-aaalddsss

[Huw Beer Monster]

Probably about time to dig this old chestnut out then...

The Scene: John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson sitting in car talking.
(Pulp Fiction music fades off...)

S: Okay, so tell me again about the Welsh.
J: Whaddya wanna know?
S: Bestiality is legal there right?
J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.
S: And those are valleys?
J: Okay, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's legal to own a sheep and if you're a farmer it's legal to sell or loan sheep, it's ILLEGAL to fuck sheep in public but... but... but that doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the intellect the police in Wales DON'T have.
S: Aw man. I'm not goin', that's all there is to it, I'm never fuckin' goin'.
J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is?
S: What?
J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.
S: Example.
J: Okay. You can walk into a movie theatre in Cardiff and order a lump of coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in McDonalds. Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Wales?
S: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
S: So whadda they call it?
J: A (assumes Welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".
S: A ham and cheese sandwichchchchch?
J: That's right.
S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?
J: A Big Mac's a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).
S: (imitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?
J: Ha ha ha
S: Whadda they call a Whopper?
J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French fries in Swansea instead of ketchup?
S: What?
J: Coal.
S: Aw man...
J: I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'um in that ****...

[chimaera]

god got his own back on the welsh anyway,-------- he gave us the bloody english as neighbours

[defarter]

god got his own back on the welsh anyway,-------- he gave us the bloody english as neighbours



Now now, at least he let you keep all the sheep :D :D ;)

[chimaera]

yeah all the pretty ones, but they still wont brush their teeth in the morning

[trikeruk]

what do you call a welshman with a stick up his arse........... a taffyapple :cool:

[Dougie]

Welsh organised crime?






The Taffia!


Oh look at the time,that's my coat there thanks!

[RedRobbie]

I was once helping a mate in Rhyll with some DIY I didnt know the area so I asked a local if there is a B&Q in Rhyll. After a lot of thought he replied no but theres an R an H and a Y and 2 Ls

[technoboiler]

i like the welsh,,,,,,,,,never met a bad one yet :)