Back from Thailand

[GarrysPhrogg]

But Garrys gone off to work now for 4 weeks ho hum .............
anyway if you've never been to thailand GO ! its was fantastic, especially in pukhet were we stayed, the hotel was superb the locals were brilliant, none stop, drinking eating and partying, we fed fish by hand, well garry did !! i ran from anything that moved or came near me LOL we even chased a snake along the beach (our private island) on our first day, shared the hotel with ghekos (spell check) frogs, peacocks and other things you couldnt see but you could hear them, partied with lady boys, went to james bond island, met some fantastic people, genrally had a ball
this was our hotel.....
http://www.six-senses.com/evason-phuket/accommodation.php

[GarrysPhrogg]

Garry with Lady boy, dont look at the awful expression on Garrys face he was loving every minute of it :D

[mr.chaz]

Partied with Ladyboys indeed!
Big deal.
Everybody's partied with Ladyboys ain't we?
Nothing new there...

Is there?

Hello?


Anybody?


:eek:

[mr.chaz]

Jesus christ!!!!

Who punched him/she/it.... in the nose?

or does he/she/it chase parked cars? :)

[GarrysPhrogg]

these are really lady boys, well apart from Garry :P

[cxdemon]

Oh dear! Pigsy from Monkey has gone downhill abit aint he, :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Oh yes Mr Chaz I even pole danced in the flippin main street on the bars with them, I didn't believe Garry until he showed me the pictures LOL........ :o :eek:

[GarrysPhrogg]

just laying around, this is the life :)

[Jay]

Bloody hell that does look nice....welcome back to Merri-Olde England

[GarrysPhrogg]

Garry trying to catch crabs LOL

[GarrysPhrogg]

Bloody hell that does look nice....welcome back to Merri-Olde England

Indeed Jay, the pictures cant even tell half of it, it was beautiful, and the weather there is always the same well apart from when they get a tsunami :eek:

[GarrysPhrogg]

relaxing after a swim

[Jay]

Back to those Lady-boys though (not interested or anything), they uh.....fairly easy to find are they?

Oh and this pole dancing thing, we ought to see those pictures didn't we?

[GarrysPhrogg]

There are lady boys everywhere, but we went to two shows one called moulin rose and the other http://www.phuket-simoncabaret.com/ moulin rose ws fun as they draged me out the back and proved to me they were real lady boys :eek: much to garrys amusement, they were very respectful and just a lot of fun. You really cant always tell the lady boys from ladys. I heard a lot of stories about men taking ladies back to hotels and running out screaming LOL LOL.

[mr.chaz]

By God - I couldn't go there.
I'd get in so much trouble , what wiv me beer goggles and that.
Never mind...catching crabs :D

[Jay]

I heard a lot of stories about men taking ladies back to hotels and running out screaming LOL LOL.

What on earth is wrong with people, just don't understand :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Well at least I kept some dignity by not stripping off :eek: :D

[mr.chaz]

Well at least I kept some dignity by not stripping off :eek: :D

are those the pants you had on for the 100% photoshoot?
we're gonna have a quick whip round and see if we can buy you another pair of pants too.
Poor love!

[GarrysPhrogg]

more lady boys

[GarrysPhrogg]

are those the pants you had on for the 100% photoshoot?
we're gonna have a quick whip round and see if we can buy you another pair of pants too.
Poor love!

LOL Yes
All the clothes I took were british weather clothes or shorts, and my first night "on the town" didnt fancy going out in shorts........ next year Ill know, take no clothes at all :D

[BigBod]

Back to those Lady-boys though (not interested or anything), they uh.....fairly easy to find are they?

Oh and this pole dancing thing, we ought to see those pictures didn't we?

A mouth's a mouth ;) ;)

[Jay]

Good point! :D

[Zeek]

you seem to have a rather big fascination with ladyboys there Lynne........ anything you wanna tell us...... :D :D :D

glad ya had a great time........

[Bosun]

these are really lady boys, well apart from Garry :P
well thats 250 bht for the photo... usually they demand 50bht for the photos

[kitkatman]

welcome home...hope you had fun..

[GarrysPhrogg]

well thats 250 bht for the photo... usually they demand 50bht for the photos

LOL Fayji
Every pic cost a fortune, was well worth it though, and thats the way they earn thier money, was very funny though when Garry Gave them 300 baht (about £5) between about 5 of them and they started fighting, big boss came along and slapped them all so hard that if they really were female I would have been upset.

[GarrysPhrogg]

Lynne pissed by the sea

[GarrysPhrogg]

welcome home...hope you had fun..

Yes thanks kitkatman,
here we're sat in front of james bond island, from the film "gold finger", "I think"

[Crofty]

Garry trying to catch crabs LOL
Trying? he should go round Doncaster, any random 15 year old'll give him crabs for a bottle of white cider and half a pack of B&H. :p

[Sir Ewok]

If you'd gone to Dolphin bay, you would have seen more crabs than you could shake a stick at. My niece refused to walk across the beach as it was swarming with baby crabs and she crapped herself. My lad had to carry her across them to get to the sea....

Thailand is brilliant, pity it is so far away. :(

[Dont ask Me! I`m Stoned!]

Glad u had such a brill holiday :D ...... I bet more than a few tourists slipped up there hey! :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Lynne pissed by the sea
Mm! Can't tell the difference between sober or pissed! so no change there then! LOL! :) Glad you enjoyed yourselves!

[GarrysPhrogg]

We are going back again next year, cant wait........... hey why not have a forum party in Thailand :) :D

[mr.chaz]

We are going back again next year, cant wait........... hey why not have a forum party in Thailand :) :D


Sounds good - should I book my appointment at the clap clinic now?
and my divorce to follow soon afterwards , no doubt?

Ahh , things to look forward to........ :)

[Sir Ewok]

I will be going again this year and if anybody is going, I can give you a contact name in the British Embassy if you need it...... :eek:

[GarrysPhrogg]

Sounds good - should I book my appointment at the clap clinic now?
and my divorce to follow soon afterwards , no doubt?

Ahh , things to look forward to........ :)

*tut* use condoms :rolleyes:

[GarrysPhrogg]

I will be going again this year and if anybody is going, I can give you a contact name in the British Embassy if you need it...... :eek:
You lucky man Ewok, which part are you going to.?

[Sir Ewok]

Will be staying at the most exclusive residence in Bangkok (same as last time, in the chancelery in the Embassy grounds) and hopefully will go to one of the resorts for a long weekend.

[mr.chaz]

*tut* use condoms :rolleyes:

Yep , I'll put them on the missus' shopping list this week shall I?

doh!!! :eek: