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Stuart Mears
23-02-2005, 10:15 AM
As Pat is ill and out of the office at the mo, I have the really unenviable task of choosing our next issues cover girl.

Which one do you think? The one in the middle has nice eyes :D
Jay
23-02-2005, 10:21 AM
pfffh brrf memmnnn aaaaaah :eek:


Whats wrong with Pat Stuart? Nothing serious I hope!
Crofty
23-02-2005, 10:22 AM
boobies
boobies
Crofty
23-02-2005, 10:22 AM
boobies
boobies
Crofty
23-02-2005, 10:25 AM
boobiesboobiesboobies!!!!!!!
ninjagal600
23-02-2005, 10:38 AM
Crikey theres enough bitty there to feed all forum members and guest :)
Sir Ewok
23-02-2005, 10:42 AM
We want Pat topless in the centre fold.....
defarter
23-02-2005, 10:44 AM
Hope they dont dent the tanks :eek: :eek:
Stuart Mears
23-02-2005, 10:54 AM
Whats wrong with Pat Stuart? Nothing serious I hope!

Think she's probably caught a cold as last time she was in the office she only had her thermols, 3 vests, 5 longsleeve tops, 6 jumper, 2 Jackets and a hat on. She left her scarf at home and I think this upset the balance :rolleyes:

By the way the heating was full on and the rest of us were dressed in thongs :D
Stuart Mears
23-02-2005, 10:55 AM
We want Pat topless in the centre fold.....

I am going to have sleepless nights for weeks now :eek:
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 10:56 AM
By the way the heating was full on and the rest of us were dressed in thongs :D

stuart - are you trying to tease us all with the thought of you in a thong?
c'mon big boy - post the piccies :eek:
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 10:58 AM
By the way..
how the hell do they get their tits to shine like that?
I polish my helmet as much as I can , but I still can't see my reflection init!
:confused:
GarrysPhrogg
23-02-2005, 11:01 AM
the rest of us were dressed in thongs :D

Well thats poor Pat suffering from shock then :p :D
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:03 AM
By the way..
how the hell do they get their tits to shine like that?
I polish my helmet as much as I can , but I still can't see my reflection init!
:confused:

You need to try 'Buffers Mate' mixture of Viagra, Spanish Fly and Autoglym.......
GarrysPhrogg
23-02-2005, 11:06 AM
flippin heck airbags for bikes now :D
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 11:07 AM
You need to try 'Buffers Mate' mixture of Viagra, Spanish Fly and Autoglym.......

Buffers Mate?
Is that a bit like asking for a " Fisherman's Friend?"
Sir Ewok
23-02-2005, 11:13 AM
Especially if you enjoy sucking on a Fisherman's Friend :eek:
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:13 AM
Similar but on a smaller SCALE.............. :D
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 11:14 AM
Used to be a herring addict...
now it's just cod and chips for me.
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:18 AM
Not that old TAIL.

Enough to knock a bloke off his PIRCH
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 11:24 AM
y'know his face looks familiar... I just can't PLAICE him at the mo'
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:25 AM
oooh that was Koi.....only CODDING!
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 11:26 AM
Used to be a herring addict...
now it's just cod and chips for me.


You shouldn't have bROACHed that subject. Now everyones gonna be CARPing on about it all day
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:27 AM
Oh right, thats a clever one, hardly likley to become a Brain STURGEON now are we!
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 11:29 AM
Sorry to have upset you Jay. I'll put me SHARK helmet on and sod off :D
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:32 AM
No TD, you didn't upset me, I'm just being a SPRAT.
mr.chaz
23-02-2005, 11:35 AM
(runs away...sorry he started it)
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:48 AM
Yeah thats right Chaz......leave me to deal with it all fer feks HAKE
Huw Beer Monster
23-02-2005, 11:53 AM
Stop CLOWNing around. The fish puns have been done to death. Go on, on your PIKE, son.
Jay
23-02-2005, 12:03 PM
If you think that sort of talk is gonna make me FLOUNDER you're gonna need to take a different AppLOACH
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 12:06 PM
Ok COOLIE it down. I DOL PHINk this subject is gonna get many people ROElling in the aisles
Jay
23-02-2005, 12:07 PM
STICKLEBACK stabber!
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 12:12 PM
What on earth are you BARBLEing on about now
Jay
23-02-2005, 12:18 PM
MINNOWmal effort needed to comeback at you TD, you're the sORCA fellow to push the boat out on this type of thing surely!
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 01:06 PM
Oh well, Jay you win. I'm FLIPPERing sick of this anyway. I've got to get me SKATEs on, I'm late for the dentist. See ya later. WHALE meet again.
Jay
23-02-2005, 01:08 PM
I wait with BAITed breath! :D
BigBod
23-02-2005, 01:18 PM
Whale oil beef hooked, where has that Stu gone when you need him, it's alright eel be back....
Jay
23-02-2005, 01:20 PM
Probably doin the CONGER around his office!
Bassman
23-02-2005, 01:23 PM
As long as he keeps his tiddler put away... :eek:
Jay
23-02-2005, 01:24 PM
eeew, bit of a flasher is he? Has he got one of those long MACKERALS
BigBod
23-02-2005, 01:31 PM
If he is flashing that winkle about he'll be arrested.
technoboiler
23-02-2005, 01:53 PM
WELKome to the mad house!.........
GarrysPhrogg
23-02-2005, 01:54 PM
for "Cods hake" :rolleyes:
Jay
23-02-2005, 01:56 PM
CRABBY efforts to say the least!

You guys are so SHELLFISH!
Huw Beer Monster
23-02-2005, 02:01 PM
They'd rather go to cert 18 to look at the PRAWN.
brandersnatch
23-02-2005, 02:06 PM
Just getting my motor PIKE and side CARP out of the garage.
Jay
23-02-2005, 02:07 PM
Doesnt do anything for me, try to get an erection but LIMPET stays!
Mrs Reject
23-02-2005, 02:28 PM
Is that the Stuart Mears Pat's always calling a twat and THAT Stuart she all sent us complimentary dart boards with his picture on or was that someone else. Stuart "thongbrain" Mears? :D :D :D
(I'm in trouble now!!!!!)
BigBod
23-02-2005, 03:37 PM
I could do with a new pic of Stu as it goes, mines well peppered now...Pat's gonna be as red as a LOBSTER when she reads your post Mrs R...
Jay
23-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Yeah mines knackered too...Yeah She's gonna go KRAYzy
krammer
23-02-2005, 03:45 PM
did'nt pat want rick to get a prince halibut?
Jay
23-02-2005, 03:51 PM
Yeah but she was worried about the sTENCH
krammer
23-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Yeah but she was worried about the sTENCH not a problem, you just 'dab' on some perfume mate
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:07 PM
Sounds FISHY to me, how do I know it wont make her sick and start lURCHIN about allover the PLAICE
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:17 PM
Sounds FISHY to me, how do I know it wont make her sick and start lURCHIN about allover the PLAICE hmmmm, i'm gonna have to mullet that one over for a whale
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 04:19 PM
Change the WRECKord you lot, you're all singing the same TUNA
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:20 PM
Change the WRECKord you lot, you're all singing the same TUNA ok ok, i'm gonna book me holidays, i quite fancy sardineia
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:22 PM
You do that mate, I'll SNAPPER out of it so she doesn't loose too much dinner.

Get back to me CHUBby!
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 04:23 PM
We're going there in July with the wifes sister SALMONd her husband John
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:25 PM
You still driving that old Talbot sunBREAM, my little RAY of sunshine!
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:25 PM
We're going there in July with the wifes sister SALMONd her husband John grow up will ya? you was'nt spawn yesterday
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:26 PM
OOh right from the SOLE that one!
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:28 PM
OOh right from the SOLE that one! you're skating on thin ice there matey!
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:29 PM
I know mate but I just cant KELP it
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:31 PM
I know mate but I just cant KELP it oh shore...
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:31 PM
SEA WEED love to stop this sillyness but it's too much fun
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:33 PM
SEA WEED love to stop this sillyness but it's too much fun look, i'm waving at you now, yooohoooo!
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:35 PM
dont be such a BEACH, our relationship is on the ROCKS as it is.
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:38 PM
dont be such a BEACH, our relationship is on the ROCKS as it is. what a load of scallops
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:40 PM
SHELL we leave it there?
administrator
23-02-2005, 04:41 PM
Oh my COD! There was nothing FISHey about this thread when I STARFISHed it.

Right I'm off to go and have some FISH finger with ketchup SANDwiches as my missues is away and it's the only thing I can cook.

CATCH you later, nutters! :D
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:42 PM
Oh my COD! There was nothing FISHey about this thread when I STARFISHed it.

Right I'm off to go and have some FISH finger with ketchup SANDwiches as my missues is away and it's the only thing I can cook.

CATCH you later, nutters! :D ooooh shark at im!
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:43 PM
Eh, what did you SAIL?
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:44 PM
NAUGHTICAL little boy
TaxiDave
23-02-2005, 04:45 PM
I'm off to SURF the NET before Kerry gets home SHE'LL go mad if I don't Cook her a tea to warm the COCKLES of her heart, then SHE'LL go and BATHE to relax her MUSCLES. I'm a PEARL of a husband. Oh well, better CLAM up for now.
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:45 PM
NAUGHTICAL little boy is that john dory?
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:48 PM
Think you need to go and see a head SHRIMP. OYSTER go and SEA one but it didn't do any good.
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:49 PM
Think you need to go and see a head SHRIMP. OYSTER go and SEA one but it didn't do any good. i hear theres a good one in fishguard
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:50 PM
i hear theres a good one in fishguard

is that in WHALES?
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:51 PM
is that in WHALES? yes it's near swan sea
Fran
23-02-2005, 04:52 PM
Hope they dont dent the tanks :eek: :eek:
That would be some tank-slapper! :eek:
Jay
23-02-2005, 04:52 PM
yes it's near swan sea

Oh yeah just down from PORT talbot
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:54 PM
Oh yeah just down from PORT talbot you know it then?, whelk i never
technoboiler
23-02-2005, 05:11 PM
i am tired of all this you asSHOALS....i am going for a KIPer

one of my cats sheweed all over and i think she did it on porpoise...
Jay
23-02-2005, 05:15 PM
BASStard cats!
Fran
23-02-2005, 05:16 PM
Yeah,kick them TROUTside........
kitkatman
23-02-2005, 07:53 PM
they would'nt drown! :D
krammer
23-02-2005, 07:59 PM
congeratulations, you have started this thread off again, so you must shoalder some blame for it.
Friar Tuck
23-02-2005, 08:12 PM
All I can say is that you lot a bunch of Pilchards!
kitkatman
23-02-2005, 08:22 PM
i've been done up like a kipper guv...honest
Freak
23-02-2005, 09:08 PM
Mack, the new boy in the 100% office isn't too well either

so both Pat and mackerel
Yoda
23-02-2005, 10:44 PM
PAT Can we have some real women modeling the bikes and trikes

women with Curves...voluptous women...yummy

Yoda
Santa
24-02-2005, 06:19 PM
Thank cod for some sanity Yoda, I'd just about haddock with all the fish jokes :D .
krammer
24-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Thank cod for some sanity Yoda, I'd just about haddock with all the fish jokes :D . god, he's crabby!
Jim
24-02-2005, 10:42 PM
god, he's crabby!

I think he just feels a bit out of Plaice !
Jay
25-02-2005, 12:15 PM
Mack, the new boy in the 100% office isn't too well either

so both Pat and mackerel


GENIUS......just GENIUS
Zeek
25-02-2005, 05:39 PM
flippin heck airbags for bikes now :D


http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=4220 .......... :D