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Jay
22-02-2005, 10:16 PM
I am sozzled man......bloody ace on a tuesday night, gonna love Mr Cabernet Sauvignon when the nippers wake me up at 5am.....
Freak
22-02-2005, 11:00 PM
Asprin on your cornflakes sir ?? :p
Crofty
23-02-2005, 12:06 AM
I'm in the mood for about 2 bottles of something very strong -meths or oven cleaner perhaps.
Bloody housemate trouble.
Bosun
23-02-2005, 12:08 AM
I'm in the mood for about 2 bottles of something very strong -meths or oven cleaner



whichever is in the chiller cabinet i suppose
dont try toilet duck it smells worse coming out than in :eek:
ForestFred
23-02-2005, 06:33 AM
Pah ! Lightweight :D
Yoda
23-02-2005, 06:35 AM
Wake up its 6.35 your late
quick run round sort the kids out

ohh hows the hangover :) :)
krammer
23-02-2005, 08:25 AM
I am sozzled man......bloody ace on a tuesday night, gonna love Mr Cabernet Sauvignon when the nippers wake me up at 5am.....cabarnet sauvignon? what we have here ladies and gentlemen is the oz clarke of the biker world. i have it on good authority he is bringing a pair of monogrammed slippers to kris and doro's wedding.
Jay
23-02-2005, 08:37 AM
ooof......christ almighty, all this snow is reflecting the light.

Alright so I ran out of Stella, I had to take what was left and I'd had the biggest Spaghetti Bolognaise (ooh with bacon and chicken livers yum yum) needed something Italian but the cellar was bare of Valpolicella.

I did manage a decent cup of Port but I am VERY upset that the 'Laphroaig Gremlin' appears to have been at work again, little sod.

Anyway, I am comfortably seated at work, where I shall stay and expect people to mostly keep out of my 'king way today.

Toodle-pip old beans, I'm off for a Neurofen Sandwich! :D

OH AND KRAMMER - I need those slippers or I'll look stupid wearing just my smoking jacket!
fade2black
23-02-2005, 10:55 AM
Sorry The 'Laphroaig Gremlin' that was me that was :)

Love the stuff and oh yeah thanks :D

Saml a bottle of red myself last night and this morning woke at 5am and couldnt go back to sleep drat
Jay
23-02-2005, 11:06 AM
woke at 5am and couldnt go back to sleep drat

I usually find keeping a handy glass of OUZO next to the bed deals with that sort of issue!
fade2black
23-02-2005, 11:09 AM
LOL I'll give that a go next time. worst thing is tomorrow i DO have to be up at 5 :(