View Full Version : Where's the Porridgewog?
Where are you mate, haven't seen you about for ages?
Anyone know anything?
Which one? I know several porridge wogs......... :D
Oh great.....Just great.
The Sweetie Eating Scottsman
Oh him! :D He was lurking round the forum a few days ago.......
Good stuff, still alive then!
Seemed so, up to his usual nonsensical witticisms and well considered bollox. :D
cough splutter....yeah Grav, rare on here!
Crofty
22-02-2005, 08:41 PM
hello?
hello?
is there an echo in here here
poridge wog
23-02-2005, 11:40 AM
thank you for being so conserned for my whereabouts i been getin gs ready fer mot also those that know me mrs has ms and aint been havin a good time lately the cold weather goes for her so i have been playing the considerate hubby, hiding her wheelchair, putting her fags out of reach taking her out in the snow and using her for snowball practice hehehe god when she reads this she;s gonna kill me.
cheers fer askin fer me
anyone want a sweetie :D
I see the humour-gland is functioning well mate.......... :D
poridge wog
23-02-2005, 11:51 AM
it seems to work for me and the mrs laughing about it is better than sitting moaning and feeling sorry fer ourselves
when sheil first got m.s it affected her eyesight and she would lose her sight so one morning when she woke up i asked if she could see alright she said things were very fuzzy and she couldn;t : see to good so what do i do,,
nipped downstairs and re,aranged all the living room furniture, she comes down cant find feck all ,me pissin meself laffin all me mates think theres something not right with us, we just enjoy a laugh :p :)
bill?
23-02-2005, 11:58 AM
ere 100%PW ignore Grav he's a tart. :p
good to hear your ok !:D
poridge wog
23-02-2005, 12:14 PM
jesus aint women funny
coz we live on carers allowance and disability a bit extra money is always handy, right,.
all i said was if i welded two steel plates on the front of her wheelchair she could hire herself out to the neighbours clearing the snow from their paths.
she told me to feckin get stuffed, last time i make any sudgestions regarding finances :mad:
Yeah mate....that'd do it!
fade2black
23-02-2005, 12:22 PM
thank you for being so conserned for my whereabouts i been getin gs ready fer mot also those that know me mrs has ms and aint been havin a good time lately the cold weather goes for her so i have been playing the considerate hubby, hiding her wheelchair, putting her fags out of reach taking her out in the snow and using her for snowball practice hehehe god when she reads this she;s gonna kill me.
cheers fer askin fer me
anyone want a sweetie :D
Sounds like us mate :) When we go to the supermarket and get to the checkout I let rip with a tirade along the lines of
"For goodness sake cant you help load or pack the bags or something useful"
"I'm sorry we are taking so long but she just refuses to help"
"You're no bloody use. I suppose I'll have to put all this away when we get home"
" I have to do all this AND pay as well"
etc etc
People dont know what to say to a large bald headed beardy guy abusing a poor defenceless wheelchair bound woman. If only they knew. God the bruises I have!!!!
Mind you we also once spent the whole time at the checkout talking in sign language and when the checkout girly pointedly told us how much it was so that we could lip read I said "Ta very much" the look on her face was to behold :D
poridge wog
23-02-2005, 12:28 PM
oi fade glad to see were not the only ones, beginn to think we were alone in takin the piss :p
bill?
23-02-2005, 12:31 PM
You evil barsterd :D
and I thought you was a nice polite person, :D
I am :D
I am also a terrible liar. :D
fade2black
23-02-2005, 12:38 PM
Nah mate, like you we take the whole wheelchair thing real serious. Its the best way, for us anyway. The way I look at it is like this.
My missus is in a wheelchair, in constant pain. Doesnt know from day to day whether she will be able to get up or not. The docs say the only way she can get more pain relief is if the lorry delivering her meds knocked her out. (Mind you he also said I wouldnt give that cocktail of drugs to my dog but it appears to work for you so lets keep like that!) We can be miserable or we can try to be happy either way the situation will be the same so fcuk it lets have a laugh.
Anyway you cant help but laugh at some of the things that happen when with person in chair. If you didnt laugh you;d cry. We once went to a pub and when my lovely lady asked where the loo was the landlord jumped up and said oh great we have a new dizzy loo, can I just check with you if its ok. So off we went got to the door of the loo and tried to open it. Problem was where they had blocked in some pipe work it stopped the door from opening wide enough for a chair. A person could get through easily but not a chair. The landlord went nuts. He had just spent 20 grand getting the place up to regulation for fire and DDA and his architect had promised him it was cool!!!!
Oh right so you let a strange bloke take your woman to the Crapper......?
fade2black
23-02-2005, 02:08 PM
Aye
To the door. And I was there too. Wasnt any harm he bats for the other side as some people say.
Aahh...I see he was 'In the Brownies' you mean!
fade2black
23-02-2005, 02:26 PM
Thats the one, liked to garden on a slope with his shirt up!
Yeah I see where your coming from.......A Bottom Dweller
fade2black
23-02-2005, 03:22 PM
U got it
A packer of fudge
uuuurrrk.....a Trumpet Monkey
krammer
23-02-2005, 04:30 PM
pink pounder?
blackhack
23-02-2005, 04:45 PM
you mean hes a **** shifter ??
You got it BH.....A veritable CHEEKY-BOY
technoboiler
23-02-2005, 05:31 PM
fudge nudger! ;)
Sir Ewok
24-02-2005, 11:07 AM
A turd burglar and an Iron Hoof....
poridge wog
24-02-2005, 12:35 PM
tradesmans entrance turd burgler
Santa
24-02-2005, 06:00 PM
If you mean he's a woolly woofter why don't you just say so!
Krissa
25-02-2005, 09:20 AM
Fade hunny bunny, nice to see you, missed you. How are your lot?
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