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[Ammo]

hi XxxxX
:thumbsu:

[devon-tony]

hello from Devonshire

[W.I.T.C.H]

hello there

[John Hopkins]

Hi Ammo..

Welcome to the forum,

Male, Female or poof?..Just so we know if it's safe to turn our backs..

Do you have a bike at the moment...I was going to ask if you have a current bike, but there are some smart arses on here who would start on about currents being some kind of fruit...that would lead to constipated sheep shit looking like currents..then sheep shaggers..and before too long the thread would start to deteriorate..and we don't want that do we..

John

[cruisin chris]

HHHMMM currants and custard?????:D

Oh hi newbie

[kidhaf]

<perk> sheep shagging ......only as long as its not one of those black faced bastids.....canny be doing with darkie sheep......and needs to sheared ....nice an smooth :D

Oh aye and welcome ....

[John Hopkins]

Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

[kajir]

Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

being a cornishman, we learnt a long time ago to flip the little darlings over and do them in the missonary position, then you don't miss out on the kissing.....
oh hi newbie:)

[pastyman]

howdo from plymuff :thumbu:

[Friar Tuck]

Greetings frum Naarfuck!

[kidhaf]

Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

Pffft amatuer ....I have been purchasing some of choppers bits and bobs ;)

[BUCKLEY]

Hello from Sussex! :thumbsu:

[John Hopkins]

Pffft amatuer ....I have been purchasing some of choppers bits and bobs ;)

Oops sorry...

I didn't realise you were a professional pervert...

John.

[Grav]

Welcome to the forum. :)

[Friar Tuck]

Well done lads! That's another newbie fritted off!