View Full Version : What's Your Ideal Job?
Give it a try for a bit of fun.
http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp
Mine is........
jim graves, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
Nuff said :D
weldy
21-02-2005, 12:13 AM
matt Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.
????? wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crofty
21-02-2005, 12:28 AM
puppeteer. hmm.
technoboiler
21-02-2005, 12:33 AM
technoboiler, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.
technoboiler
21-02-2005, 12:34 AM
pmsl,,,,typed in my real name and my ideal job is COWBOY!...... :eek:
technoboiler
21-02-2005, 12:36 AM
sheeeeeeeet,,,,,with my full name
bearded lady in the circus! :eek:
STEViE
21-02-2005, 12:57 AM
I consider myself somewhat blessed. Monday to Friday I walk folks dogs whilst they work - I've been doin' this for 13 years this year, along with house sitting an' pet minding (cats, rabbits, budgies etc.). An' many weekends thru the year I'm at a rally somewhere playin' an' singin' (growlin', take your choice).
I'm very fortunate.
If we're talkin' dream job. Well, that would have meant that I would have studied more than I did, spent years in college (oh, the irony of it - I had to check the dictionary to see if I'd spelt 'college' right), an' now I would be workin' in research at SeaWorld in Florida :)
But Hey !!
I'm very happy to settle for what I've got :) :) :)
STEViE
21-02-2005, 01:04 AM
OK. I just went back to the beginin' of this thread ('scuse me , I'm a tad wankered) an' I realised I got it a bit wrong.
So .... I typed in STEViE .....
...... an' I got 'Stand Up Comedian'
So I typed in Steve Simpson .....
an' I got 'Street Sweeper' :confused:
Thanx 'Job Predictor', but I'll stay as I am an' dream thanx.
defarter
21-02-2005, 01:08 AM
Got mine right :D
Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
mr.chaz
21-02-2005, 05:30 AM
sheeeeeeeet,,,,,with my full name
bearded lady in the circus! :eek:
Circus or Freak Show?
Roll up , Roll Up, :eek:
sprintbint
21-02-2005, 06:10 AM
mine is playing for Rangers......nope don't think so ;)
Friar Tuck
21-02-2005, 07:00 AM
I'm a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero!
Wahey! But I hate football!
Bosun
21-02-2005, 07:05 AM
with fayji comes up "pole Dancer"
with real name "you kidding you wanto work"
i always wanted to be a stop go board operator
elifan
21-02-2005, 09:00 AM
using forum username i should be a Headteacher (stuff that)
real name- ideal job is a God
Jimbob
21-02-2005, 09:19 AM
Me an Astrologer :rolleyes:
The Wife.....Suicide bomber :eek:
That figures! :D
TaxiDave
21-02-2005, 09:22 AM
Dave Yates, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.
TaxiDave
21-02-2005, 09:23 AM
Taxi Dave, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
What more can I say??? :D
ninjagal600
21-02-2005, 09:28 AM
typed myname in and it came back with "trained assassin"....do watch out...he he he :confused:
ninjagal600
21-02-2005, 09:30 AM
typed myname in and it came back with "trained assassin"....do watch out...he he he :confused:
typed in me other halfs name and it came up with "suicide bomber"...happy home this is...crikey!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EHAAAA
I is Cowboy-Jay, y'all
Mitch
21-02-2005, 09:53 AM
Mrs R says:
Apparently my ideal job is "professional tramp". Hmmmmmm!
I'd like to be a lottery millionaire or inherit a lot of money then I'd spend day after shallow day choosing rich draperies and furniture for my palatial home, crusing the highways and bi-ways on my harley night train and having copious amounts of plastic surgery. Me and Mitch would go to all the bike rallies with our butler bringing up the rear on a trike loaded with our specially made extra comfort camping equipment.
S'not going to happen though is it :D Ho hum!
Bag Lady
21-02-2005, 09:57 AM
Mine said Professional Tramp.........I take it they mean "Street Walker" as road tramps are not professional....Strange that, 3 times when I lived in Germany, and twice when on holiday and was waiting to cross the road cars stopped and the driver was negotiating a price....I must look like a s****er....
I will take it as flattery....I was asked to be in a blue movie once - I was not sure how to take it when I was asked, to be insulted that I looked that kind of person - or flattered that I was worth paying for....I decided to take it as flattery but politley declined....
My real ideal job though would have been to train in Criminal Forensics and especially the work of a Coroner...Working to see why and how people die...absolutley fascinating....I would have loved it. Going to scenes of crime (murder) and collecting evidence.
Sir Ewok
21-02-2005, 10:06 AM
With my real name I am a Supermodel. Preens and walks off catwalk.....
Will go back and try forum name....Watch this space :cool:
Back again and Sir Ewok comes out as Superhero.
I knew it a Superhero, Supermodel 'Head swells to enormous proportions........
Freak
21-02-2005, 10:36 AM
Did someone call???
As freak....a god :cool:
As my real name ...a funeral director :eek:
Erogenous Jones
21-02-2005, 10:39 AM
"Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them."
Spookily accurate, that. :D :D
Huw Beer Monster
21-02-2005, 10:45 AM
I typed in 100% Pat and it says "President". Don't let her know, the power will go to her head!
Sir Ewok
21-02-2005, 11:05 AM
Jeeez, Just Typed in my ladies name! You thought suicide bomber was bad, mine came back as Satan!!!!!! :eek:
Me
yoda, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
way cooooooool
Yoda
Freak
21-02-2005, 11:38 AM
Me
yoda, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
way cooooooool
Yoda
Not Time Lord then :eek:
:D :D :D
ninjagal600
21-02-2005, 12:18 PM
as my name here..it cam up as a fecking dodgem driver....
Freak
21-02-2005, 12:34 PM
My boss's name comes up as Emperior of the World :eek: but I aint gonna tell him ;)
Bassman
21-02-2005, 01:22 PM
Got me down as a fecking mermaid!!! Don't say a word.........
Got me down as a fecking mermaid!!! Don't say a word.........
ok a an experienced mermaid perhaps you could tell me how mermaids Fuck????
Mitch
21-02-2005, 01:53 PM
the real me, and not the pale imitation ... :D
came out as 'Chef' - nah, I like to cook (and destroy the kitchen at the same time) but I'm more into what I'm doing now (shame the pay's a bit shoit!!)
saxman
21-02-2005, 08:10 PM
alan jones, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
sounds good to me
:D
kitkatman
21-02-2005, 08:27 PM
Give it a try for a bit of fun.
http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp
Mine is........
Nuff said :D
mines a goal scoring superstar and i dont like football, i knew i took the wrong path in life
Sir Ewok
22-02-2005, 01:16 AM
My bosses name comes out as Jungle Explorer and we would like to send him into the Amazon towards Headhunter territory. Wouldn't take too long to scoop out the brains...... :rolleyes:
ForestFred
22-02-2005, 07:35 PM
Right as Robbie it gave me a STRIPPER!! :eek:
As my full name a TRAFFIC WARDEN!!! :mad:
an as FF an EVIL BOSS :D
right any jobs going?
kitkatman
22-02-2005, 08:53 PM
mines a goal scoring superstar and i dont like football, i knew i took the wrong path in life
my wife is a ping pong ball inspector
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