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Fozz
20-02-2005, 11:22 AM
...anyone need anything???
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 12:00 PM
Bottle of grape juice would be nice...
and a cream egg please.
Crofty
20-02-2005, 12:04 PM
toothpaste. cheese milk eggs, oh dear, i have no food!
DANNY
20-02-2005, 01:04 PM
Four pints milk, marg, loaf of medium sliced white,five tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, cress, spring onions,radish, jar of pickeld onions, half pound of Lancashire crumbely cheese and any young nubile laides you can find.
JOE
20-02-2005, 02:33 PM
some better tv channels
Grav
20-02-2005, 02:34 PM
The contents of the Till would be nice.......
Fozz
20-02-2005, 02:44 PM
ok Grav, you keep the motor runnin, i`ll get the Shooters.....
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 02:58 PM
.don't wanna go........
I won't know anyone there!

( have you seen that advert? cracks me up!!!) :D
DANNY
20-02-2005, 03:00 PM
.don't wanna go........
I won't know anyone there!

( have you seen that advert? cracks me up!!!) :D
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 03:00 PM
By the way......
you need to change the vehicle half way through the "getaway".
They will be able to follow Grav's bike via sattelite - the only two things visable from space are the Great Wall of China and Grav's smokey Z750 !!! :D
DANNY
20-02-2005, 03:02 PM
By the way......
you need to change the vehicle half way through the "getaway".
They will be able to follow Grav's bike via sattelite - the only two things visable from space are the Great Wall of China and Grav's smokey Z750 !!! :D
3 things .chazis arse
Fozz
20-02-2005, 03:08 PM
so we will have a smokescreen for the rumble then ..minty... :)
Grav
20-02-2005, 03:10 PM
Yeah, they'll never see me through that cloud of smoke. :D
krammer
20-02-2005, 04:13 PM
an ounce of nepalese would be super. not sure if netto actually stock it though.
Fozz
20-02-2005, 04:26 PM
your thinking of Morrisons "Herb" counter :D
krammer
20-02-2005, 04:31 PM
your thinking of Morrisons "Herb" counter :D got to be careful though, i hear there is a lot of sudan1 doing the rounds.
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 04:35 PM
3 things .chazis arse

you are obsessed with my arse.
I am worried.
You are not even good looking.
:eek:
Fran
20-02-2005, 04:43 PM
you are obsessed with my arse.
I am worried.
You are not even good looking.
:eek:
Doesn't matter as long as you don't look over your shoulder.... :eek:
Freak
20-02-2005, 04:47 PM
As it may snow this week (up to an inch :eek: )
Can you please pick up the following..
all the milk
and
all the bread

:rolleyes: :p :D
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 04:50 PM
Doesn't matter as long as you don't look over your shoulder.... :eek:

That's easy for you to say! :D

( sorry Dougie)
brandersnatch
20-02-2005, 04:53 PM
Half a pound of foriegn climes please.










(With thanks to Spike Milligan)
Fran
20-02-2005, 04:56 PM
That's easy for you to say! :D

( sorry Dougie)

Dougie says......take it like the bitch you are.... :p
mr.chaz
20-02-2005, 04:58 PM
Dougie says......take it like the bitch you are.... :p

Spank my bitch up...
Spank my bitch up! :)
Yoda
20-02-2005, 06:40 PM
a 45 pack of supersize condoms

some lard

a ready cooked pasta for one

and a packet of soggy lettuce

Yoda
kitkatman
20-02-2005, 07:24 PM
any butter to go with that,,,

i would like something nice please... like the pretty assistant.....weeee
DANNY
20-02-2005, 08:35 PM
you are obsessed with my arse.
I am worried.
You are not even good looking.
:eek:
i've sin some of your ex women and i didnt think good looks was one of your requirements.
mr.chaz
21-02-2005, 05:38 AM
i've sin some of your ex women and i didnt think good looks was one of your requirements.


I don't have a problem with any past relationships - they are all luverly ladies in one way or another ( apart from the f8cked up bitch who threatened to kill my dog!)

Most of your relationships seems to be in your mind , on your text phone and in the palm of your right hand. This man is a danger to himself and other women! Somoen lock him up and throw away the key , before he injures himself by pulling his spine out :eek:
Jay
21-02-2005, 10:01 AM
A turnip, 2 cans of Shockwaves Hairspray and a Caramac please!
ninjagal600
21-02-2005, 10:07 AM
Bog roll...im going for a interview at 10.30 this morning...see if im gonna lose me job or not.... :(
Mrs Reject
21-02-2005, 10:11 AM
Some cleaning fluid, the house looks like it's been burgled and they threw a party before they left......I'm going in!
Mitch
21-02-2005, 01:48 PM
Some cleaning fluid, the house looks like it's been burgled and they threw a party before they left......I'm going in!
Must have been a big party, we've both been comatose for the past week!! :D
Mrs Reject
21-02-2005, 03:12 PM
Must have been a big party, we've both been comatose for the past week!! :D

Perhaps we should stop drinking cleaning fluid babes :D