Just a quickie

[saxman]

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me." :D

[sprintbint]

nice one :D :D

[Crofty]

Mickey and minnie mouse are in the divorce courts, the judge turns to mickey: "I'm sorry sir, but your wife having bad teeth is no reason for a divorce."
"I didn't say she had bad teeth, I said she was fucking goofy!" :D
what's that? my coat, oh thankyou!