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Bassman
19-02-2005, 07:15 PM
Gloucestershire based scientists have successfully crossed
the first one .........A Gorilla....
with the second ... A Camel...
To make .......... .A Camilla...

ForestFred
20-02-2005, 12:27 PM
Yeah and the bastards have already been beaten to a pulp for doing it :D

Sir Ewok
20-02-2005, 05:59 PM
Feck!Who'd want anything like that????? :eek:

technoboiler
20-02-2005, 06:04 PM
jeez,,,,,give the woman a break,,,,i would hate all this shyte just for not being a raving beauty... :(

Sir Ewok
20-02-2005, 06:09 PM
Nothing to do with that, if it was just her looks, I couldn't give a damn. Just hate the pair of them and hope he never gets to be King. The damage to the Royals would be enormous....

ForestFred
20-02-2005, 06:13 PM
jeez,,,,,give the woman a break,,,,i would hate all this shyte just for not being a raving beauty... :(Everyone has a right to be ugly Techno but Camel features abuses the privalige :)

kitkatman
20-02-2005, 07:30 PM
well that would make a good picyure to hang on your front door to...........scare the postman

Freak
20-02-2005, 07:37 PM
I'm with techno on this, give the poor woman a break.
Us ugly feckers ave got to stick together you know :p
(Thats me and Camilla by the way, not me and Techno :D :D :D)

kitkatman
20-02-2005, 07:50 PM
I'm with techno on this, give the poor woman a break.
Us ugly feckers ave got to stick together you know :p
(Thats me and Camilla by the way, not me and Techno :D :D :D)
she had a break when she fell out the ugly tree.......sorry, being silly

Freak
20-02-2005, 08:02 PM
she had a break when she fell out the ugly tree.......sorry, being silly

An icle poem

She had a trip through the ugly tree
She should've fell out, it's plain to see
but she had a break, and broke the tree
and as I stood and laughed...


... it fell on me. :D



Nurse! :o

kitkatman
20-02-2005, 08:08 PM
i'm not saying her face looked like mire,
as it looked like someone had set it on fire
but maybe she should wear a hat
after charlie put out the flames with a cricket bat :eek:




i made that up, are'nt i clever...... :D

Dougie
20-02-2005, 08:13 PM
Funny! Cruel,but funny! :D :D

technoboiler
20-02-2005, 11:21 PM
I'm with techno on this, give the poor woman a break.
Us ugly feckers ave got to stick together you know
(Thats me and Camilla by the way, not me and Techno :D)


i have a big nose, no tits and goofy teeth,,,,,but any feker spoke about me the way u lot talk about that poor woman and you would all be looking for bits of yourselves to sew back on :(

and btw freak,,,,ya gaaaaaaaaarrrrjuice darlink,, :)

defarter
20-02-2005, 11:45 PM
Camilla is very happy about getting married. but has turned down the Queens offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver. :eek:


:D :D :D

ForestFred
20-02-2005, 11:48 PM
Camilla is very happy about getting married. but has turned down the Queens offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver. :eek:


:D you got that text too :D

defarter
21-02-2005, 12:00 AM
you got that text too :D


Me daughter did :D

technoboiler
21-02-2005, 03:56 AM
You Are An Orrible Lot ;)

Dougie
21-02-2005, 06:32 AM
You Are An Orrible Lot ;)
Course we are,it's part of the job description! :D

Jay
21-02-2005, 09:50 AM
I was gonna comment but thought I'd better not........Pot, Kettle Black kinda thing :D

technoboiler
21-02-2005, 01:53 PM
I was gonna comment but thought I'd better not........Pot, Kettle Black kinda thing :D


feel free....i would love to know what ya on about! :confused:

defarter
21-02-2005, 02:37 PM
You Are An Orrible Lot ;)




:D :D :D