hello i am a newbie

[poridge wog]

hi folks poridge wog here i have finally decided to put this expensive peice of electrickery to work please excuse my typing i come from the planet hamfistia in the constelation of myanus :D

[saxman]

oops.....there goes the neighborhood. :eek:

evenin pw

[Yoda]

Wotcha...and may i say....Welcome

[poridge wog]

thanx for the warm welcome saxman, as far as i was aware the neighbourhood was already gone thats why i moved here, then again if it was gone how did i find it. :confused:

[saxman]

how did i find it. :confused:

errrr with a map? :rolleyes:

[Jim]

Couldn't find Myanus if you gave him a map..... and both hands... er.. I think there's an old joke in their somewhere.

A very, very, very old joke.

Wasn't funny the first time.

I'll get me coat.

Exit stage left.

[Mrs Reject]

hi folks poridge wog here i have finally decided to put this expensive peice of electrickery to work please excuse my typing i come from the planet hamfistia in the constelation of myanus :D

Eeeek, it's another infiltrator from Garth Meringue's Dark Side!!!:) I daren't go over there at the moment, I think I've upset someone on the CSA thread - my work is done :)

[poridge wog]

the farmyard weekend just happens to be my my birfday so if any one going wants to buy me booze or give me gifts im the guy lying under the table that everyone is taking the mick out of.
anyone else noticed how there is always one in that mess at every event, and its not always me, :cool:

[TaxiDave]

I'll buy you a drink just before we Bic razor your left eyebrow off. :D :D

[Mrs Reject]

I'll buy you a drink just before we Bic razor your left eyebrow off. :D :D

.......and give you a brazilian:D

[poridge wog]

ive already got a brazilian i think it looks sophisticated
or does it look like a turkey with a mohawk :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

ive already got a brazilian i think it looks sophisticated
or does it look like a turkey with a mohawk :eek:

Turkey m8 :D

[poridge wog]

and what noise does a turkey make
(GOBLE, GOBLE) :D :D

[witchypoo]

Pw :)

so have you moved or are you just a traveller?

[triker_gal]

bleeding eck, they'll let anyone in here these dayz,, hehe thats why I'm here afterall LOL :D

Welcome PW :)

[Shudy]

Eeeek, it's another infiltrator from Garth Meringue's Dark Side!!!:) I daren't go over there at the moment, I think I've upset someone on the CSA thread - my work is done :)

Mrs R / Citizen Smith.

1)This isn't PWGF from Bikersweb.

2)STOP MENTIONING THE CSA you're pissing on my parade :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

I'm all confused now!!! I think someone needs to take me aside for a quiet word :(

["HIGH TOWER"]

hi folks poridge wog here i have finally decided to put this expensive peice of electrickery to work please excuse my typing i come from the planet hamfistia in the constelation of myanus :D
WELCOME P/W, (I THINK). Fill me in here guys this name is ringing alarm bells where have we seen this before .Ammmmmmmmmmm. nope its not getting there . P/W why P/W ?. that should clear it up. :cool: :confused:

[witchypoo]

now the moderator of bikersweb if that helps

[Shudy]

now the moderator of bikersweb if that helps

Unless he's lost the ability to spell Porridge and moved to Yorkshire, I don't think it is.

[poridge wog]

to clear things up no im not anything to do with bikers web
and i,m dysla dislx (cant spell). i live about 20 mins from the farmyard site so not far to travel with a hangover on sunday and i can come home for a comfy sh*t on sat :) :)

[saxman]

[QUOTE=poridge wog]to clear things up no im not anything to do with bikers web[QUOTE]

oops my mistake.... :rolleyes:

[Mrs Reject]

I think we all made the same mistake :o

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome PW, hope you got plenty of cash?

[Porridge Wog GF]

I am not poridge wog, I am Porridge Wog GF and I am not the person who started this thread. I am the original, one and only PWGF :D Hope that clears up the confusion...

[AlanMcAloon]

Oh damn, there is two of you??????

[Mrs Reject]

Hope that clears up the confusion...

Er...........no :p

and there's Alanmacaroon from the darkside as well, or is it some imposter pretending to be him????? I think I need to go and lie down! :eek:

[poridge wog]

yes this computer things great i can now confuse people from all over the country and not have to buy them booze as an appology :p

[saxman]

I am not poridge wog, I am Porridge Wog GF and I am not the person who started this thread. I am the original, one and only PWGF :D Hope that clears up the confusion...

ooooooops ....... there goes the goes the neighborhood.....again :p