saxman
19-02-2005, 12:33 AM
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when He's
pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and
asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man,"Was I
driving badly?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the
ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"
pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and
asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man,"Was I
driving badly?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the
ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"