CHAV`s + Nissan Micra`s

[Peirre]

is it a regional thing up in the N.E, CHAV`s driving Nissan Micra`s with full skirt kits, spoilers on the roof, booming sterio`s and big bore exhausts????? :confused: :confused:
I was driving up/down the A19 the other day between Middlesbrough/stockton(portrack) and sunderland/washington(8), and I must have seen 6-7 of these nissan micra CHAV mobiles. :eek: :eek:
I know the nissan factory is up at sunderland, but is someone having a laugh there??


I must remember to take a camera the next time I go up there, so I can post some pics

[Freak]

You mean they haven't got the blue fluorescent lighting underneath.
Our local Chav drives a vauxhaul, not sure what model,
think its fitted with a Smooth Head Injection Turbo Engine though :D :D :D

[Peirre]

You mean they haven't got the blue fluorescent lighting underneath.
I dunno I was too busy laughing to notice :D :D
though 1 of em tried to cut in front of me :eek:
not the brightest of ideas, when I was driving a 44 tonnes artic truck at the time and it was snowing too

next time me thinks it will be Artic truck 1 nissan micra 0 ;)

[Jay]

Our resident chav has acquired himself a top of the range vauxhall nova 1.2 which I overheard him trying convince his mates was fully race prepared, even though it was maroon and had an exhaust pipe the diameter of a straw.

[kitkatman]

well....our local ***** sorry i mean chav, has a 1.1 e reg fiesta, fully skirted and a exhaust pipe i could fit my head in and 15' alloy wheels, he offered a race, i kindly accepted ( i drive a seat, tolledo, 2lt, sports ), i think i managed to get out of 2nd gear!!!....................
but your've got to give them their due, most people would put a e reg fiesta in the bin, but he lovingly restored it to be a bigger bucket of ****e than when it was new......
when i get the trike done, i will give him a re-match, if not i will get the push bike out!!! :D :D

[Freak]

In there defence, (and I'll be very careful what I say here) I'd trust a young lad or lass more with a.... souped up, go faster, looks like they've run over a dustbin, dayglo, big wheeled, built it themselves and it cost 8 grande just for the radio... car ten times over what I'd trust a diddery old twat in a gleaming rover 75 who hasn't looked behind him/her since 1975. :D

[Jim]

Its all Citreon Saxos round here.

[Dougie]

Anything they can get their paws on in Edinburgh.
Couple years ago we were in New Zealand,the Kiwi equivalent used clapped Subarus with tailpipes the size of dustbins.Kept well away from the lowered Holdens and Yank V8s with the matt grey or black paint,I've seen "Once Were Warriors" and "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted"! :eek: :eek:

[kitkatman]

In there defence, (and I'll be very careful what I say here) I'd trust a young lad or lass more with a.... souped up, go faster, looks like they've run over a dustbin, dayglo, big wheeled, built it themselves and it cost 8 grande just for the radio... car ten times over what I'd trust a diddery old twat in a gleaming rover 75 who hasn't looked behind him/her since 1975. :D
i will agree woth you there freak, i have seen old people walking with sticks getting into cars, i know they need their own independance, but they are getting into a dangerous weapon , when i get to that age i pray to god that i will ahve more common sense than that!

[Dougie]

i will agree woth you there freak, i have seen old people walking with sticks getting into cars, i know they need their own independance, but they are getting into a dangerous weapon , when i get to that age i pray to god that i will ahve more common sense than that!
"Been driving for 50 years,never had an accident!Seen a few though!" Aye,usually caused by you ya daft auld balloon!

[kitkatman]

"Been driving for 50 years,never had an accident!Seen a few though!" Aye,usually caused by you ya daft auld balloon!
i agree, but what can you do without upsetting the entire population of the oaps

[Freak]

i agree, but what can you do without upsetting the entire population of the oaps

Well country folk are looking for something to hunt :D :D

[kitkatman]

Well country folk are looking for something to hunt :D :D
true and the dogs would'nt get knackered following them either!

[Dougie]

Easily track 'em by the smell of pish'n'biscuits! :D

[Tim1400]

I work in Tamworth ,Staffs ,which seems to be populated by an awful lot of the burberry wearing , nova driving, little scum.Try this link to find out how your town rates
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=568

[saxman]

vauxhall corsa is the chosen chav mobile down this way.... :rolleyes:

[Crofty]

ANY modification to the actual engine of a trevmobile is banned in the book of burberry law.
Oh yeah.
An old lady rings her husband on his way back from work "be careful henry, the news said there's an idiot driving the wrong way down the motorway near where you are"
He peers out of the windscreen and says:
It's not just one mavis, there's hundreds of 'em!"

[Sir Ewok]

I live in Chav valley, Northampton, formerly 'The Eastern District'. Loads of souped up **** boxes of all descriptions as well a stolen cars and bikes......

[Rabid1]

Does Chav stand for anything? sorry to be ignorant but the less i have to do with the tossers the better.

[technoboiler]

its short for charver as far as i know,,,,,

[Rabid1]

its short for charver as far as i know,,,,,
Thanks TB.

PS what is a Charver :o

[technoboiler]

Thanks TB.

PS what is a Charver :o


dear lord,,,,,cant you google? :p

[Rabid1]

What is Google :p do they hang around with Charvers ;)

[Sir Ewok]

A Google is a kind of dance done by chavs. They do it round their Corsas and fiestas in a kinda tribal shuffle...... :D