Pugwash
17-02-2005, 06:03 PM
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says "there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you".
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?'
A 'female horth,' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf,'can I thee her eyth?"
so the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', say the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I thee her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses Fanny and holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
'Perhaps I should rephrase that' said the dwarf. 'Can I see her wun awound?'
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?'
A 'female horth,' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf,'can I thee her eyth?"
so the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', say the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I thee her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses Fanny and holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
'Perhaps I should rephrase that' said the dwarf. 'Can I see her wun awound?'