todays odd question..

[Bosun]

"Nessie" as in the Loch Ness monster
is Nessie Male or female?


intriqued as on our scottish trip we shall be staying by loch ness

[Yoda]

Haemaphrodite :) now go F#%K yourself :)

[Bag Lady]

I think Nessie must be Female- keeps everyone guessing.

Seems to like posing for cameras......won't perform when demands are made - pleases herself......

Nuff said????? :D :D

[Freak]

Since when has ness been a boys name :rolleyes: :D

[Bosun]

Since when has ness been a boys name :rolleyes: :D

errrrrrrrrrrrrr good point

elliot ness?

[Huw Beer Monster]

Guide to the Loch Ness local dialect

1) Drumnadrochit - Is this set of drums your own?

2) Urquhart - To point at something and go "Uck!" in a distasteful manner, e.g. Urquhart Castle - Point at the castle and go "Uck!, thats a horrible castle"

3) Inverness - Vern's fashionable sister

4) Rabbie Burns - The Jewish priest famed for his poor cooking skills

5) Visitor's Centre - Place of financial ruin for non-jocks.

6) Braveheart - The noise made by a donkey while breaking wind.

[Shep]

Of course it's female....after years of living on it's own, any male monster would have been out of the loch and humping everything in sight by now! :D

[TaxiDave]

First of all whats a Haemaphrodite?

Are they the things that you get when you sit on a cold wall or is it someone who has trouble stopping themselves bleeding to death??

[krammer]

First of all whats a Haemaphrodite?

Are they the things that you get when you sit on a cold wall or is it someone who has trouble stopping themselves bleeding to death?? a haemaphrodite is someone who is equipped to give and take. imagine the fun you could have on these long winter nights finding out what bits fit where.

[sprintbint]

I think Nessie must be Female- keeps everyone guessing.

Seems to like posing for cameras......won't perform when demands are made - pleases herself......

Nuff said????? :D :D



Yep...definately wot she said

;) :D

[Bosun]

Guide to the Loch Ness local dialect

1) Drumnadrochit - Is this set of drums your own?

2) Urquhart - To point at something and go "Uck!" in a distasteful manner, e.g. Urquhart Castle - Point at the castle and go "Uck!, thats a horrible castle"

3) Inverness - Vern's fashionable sister

4) Rabbie Burns - The Jewish priest famed for his poor cooking skills

5) Visitor's Centre - Place of financial ruin for non-jocks.

6) Braveheart - The noise made by a donkey while breaking wind.


thanks i shall try and learn them

there was a cartoon series of nessie but cant remeber name

[Huw Beer Monster]

thanks i shall try and learn them

there was a cartoon series of nessie but cant remeber name

The Family Ness

http://www.familyness.co.uk/

[Doro]

aw krammer

methinks you missed TDs likkle joke



*snigger*

[Doro]

BTW I chose male cos I saw a pic of him wearing a Tam O Shanter


and that's a boy's hat

[Bosun]

The Family Ness

http://www.familyness.co.uk/


excellent thanks

[dracken1]

nevermind what sex it is.

i want to know why you want to know?
what sort of pervert are you.

have you for instance gone through most living creatures and are know turning to mythological ones, per chance :confused: :D

[Sir Ewok]

Firstly Heamaphrodite loosely tranlates as 'Blood Lover' so it could be a vampire! I think the term you were looking for is Hermaphrodite LOL!

I think that having had Thai family members, he wants to lure Nessie out and eat it on a bed of steaming noodles. He only wants to know what sex it is so he can buy a can of Ewokandtucks Patented Monster Lure Pheramone Spray.....

[Rogue Monkey]

If nessie is real then I`d have to say the sightings have been of both sexes as you would need about twenty (minimum) of the things to keep the species going! avin said that............it could be a load of tyres and stuff made to look like somthing! Im not sure wot sex that would qualify as? :o

[Freak]

it could be a load of tyres and stuff made to look like somthing!:o

You saying Nessie is Continental :eek:

[Sir Ewok]

No! It would be a damn Goodyear........PMSL!!!!

[ForestFred]

Definatly female. An the reason she hasnt been spotted latly is coz she moved down south to edit a custom bike magazine :D

[Freak]

OOOOOOOOOOwch :eek:

[Rock Ape]

I married her sister, so i know she a lassy

[Freak]

I married her sister, so i know she a lassy

YOU MARRIED PATS SISTER :eek:

[ForestFred]

How do you know the reference is to Pat :rolleyes: (Oh fuck I'ver gone upset blue as well :eek: )







Well its been nice knowing you all I'm sure I'll meet you on the *other* side .
FF now waits for the Bike Magazine Editors Assasination Squad to arrrive :eek:

[Bosun]

How do you know the reference is to Pat :rolleyes: (Oh fuck I'ver gone upset blue as well :eek: )

Well its been nice knowing you all I'm sure I'll meet you on the *other* side .
FF now waits for the Bike Magazine Editors Assasination Squad to arrrive :eek:


you never know it could have been "Silver machine" you can proberbly still get that in your bend of the world

[Bosun]

nevermind what sex it is.

i want to know why you want to know?
what sort of pervert are you.

have you for instance gone through most living creatures and are know turning to mythological ones, per chance :confused: :D



'cos im not paddling if its going to get sexually aroused at the sight of me...

modesty forbids but i am a love god :) ( learnt all i know from Coach at the forum do :))