does god exist ??

[blackhack]

Yes he does.....I've just found his home page...??

http://www.dilingo.com/god.htm

[Friar Tuck]

BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! :p

[Yoda]

Of Course I Exist
now non believers please stand up for i shall Smite you down
those who are mearly confused yoiu have a chance to redeem yourself by coming round here and polishing my knob...err i mean trike
and those believers you shall forever live in peace and harmony as my slaves

Yoda (or God to the rest of ya)

[Fozz]

Looking at his homepage I think god is a 14 year old boy with piss poor webpage making skills :D

(but the "face of god" link was quite funny!)

[100%Pat]

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him." Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
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"I'll be Bach."

[Yoda]

"I'll be Bach."
:) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :)

[Fozz]

..... i`ll get yer coat for yer.........

[dracken1]

of course he exists not that i've seen him, but he rides a harley! i've seen the tee shirts :o

[Fozz]

of course he exists not that i've seen him, but he rides a harley! i've seen the tee shirts :o


I thought his Triumph could be heard throughout the land........

[Rogue Monkey]

God is dead ! and no one cares! if there is a Hell, I`ll see you there! :o (with one small proviso! Trent Reznor is actually still alive and lives in California! :p )

[technoboiler]

I'll be bach,,,,,,,,,,,,,pmsl :D

[Mrs Reject]

Don't start me on religion for feck's sake!!!!! Who created hell and eternal torment without relief or end? God evidently as he supposedly created everything - I don't know any "loving fathers" who would happily watch their offspring roast in torment for all eternitybut what do I know.
Happily Pagan thanks - loves hugging trees and skipping through woods on misty mornings in May :)

[Jay]

Happily Pagan thanks - loves hugging trees and skipping through woods on misty mornings in May :)

Wearing only the hair you have left and a big, BIG smile ;)

[BlackPig]

Don't start me on religion for feck's sake!!!!! Who created hell and eternal torment without relief or end?

The fuckin' catholics..............
















...........I have nothing in particular against them,no more than the others anyway !!

:D :rolleyes:

[Sheltie]

It'll be a little while till I get into hell as they're needing more coal for the fires;)

[kitkatman]

well thats me fukced, just been looking at the hell bit and the wife wants the front room done like the first picture, i will be doing it forever, for gods sake..... :D

[Fran]

Of course she exists.... :D

[Freak]

Of course she exists.... :D

She exists alright, she's called mother nature.

[kitkatman]

She exists alright, she's called mother nature.
i love her when she's in a good mood, but boy can she have some temper tantrums...

[Freak]

i love her when she's in a good mood, but boy can she have some temper tantrums...

I think we may be pushing her sense of humour to the limit too :(

[Dougie]

I thought his Triumph could be heard throughout the land........
That wiz MOSES!

dearie me....I blame the parents I really do,that joke is so old......... :D :D :D

[Jay]

I think we may be pushing her sense of humour to the limit too :(


Ere get her a Toberlerone, that'll perk her back up again! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

For all you Bible bashers out there! may I introduce you to the truth! :o

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/index.html

[Freak]

JAY
One day me and you will be stood looking out over a vast, dusty, dry, lifeless wasteland shaking our heads and wondering where it all went wrong and you're gonna say to me...













...Should have got her that Toberlerone mate!

[Jay]

Hmmm.......Think I'll get one in.....just incase.

And you'd blame me for getting rid of the last couple of pubs in the village :D