Ever been a coward

[GarrysPhrogg]

OK well I admit that few yrs back garry and I went to aberdeen rally, I was pillion and 300 miles later my arse almost fell off along with my legs, it was april and freezing, OK return home 2 days later and my bottom still hasn't recovered, peeing down with rain 150miles down the road Im crying cos my finger ends are stinging, so we stop at a services and try to warm up with hot soup and coffee, mean while I slip to the ladies to powder my nose... of course ;) and while Im there I think........

*these hand driers can dry my gloves*:) so I put a glove over the nozle of the hand dryer and wow hot air blowing and steam coming out, no one looking so I stay there a bit longer, when all of a sudden I can smell burning , so i sniff around and remove the glove to see sparks and flames gushing out of the dryer, YES I nearly shat meself, totally scared and embarressed ran out to garry and told him i needed to go home NOW............ anyway when we got home I told him what happened, then he told me he saw a fire engine coming, then he started to piss himself laughing at the look of horror on my face, well I still dont think it's funny and wont say the name of the services in case it did burn down !

[Smudge]

Surly if you were that cold you would have stopped for the fire just to get warm eh! Anyway the prices of services it s only justice innit?

[Doro]

NO....

Usually the opposite

unless being a coward means you lie or hide to stay out of trouble

PMSL

:D

(which I don't think it is, being a coward is much more complicated, owning up is the easy option cos then you put the responsibility for your actions, and your punishment, onto someone else)

gawd too early in the a.m. for this

my head hurts

[Mrs Reject]

ROFL...... excellent, feckin' service station deserves it with their rip off prices!!! Anyway who wouldn't do the same thing under those circumstances?
:D
I'm a coward....when I see a spider I go running off screaming for Mitch and behave like a right gurl! :)

[ForestFred]

ROFL...... excellent, feckin' service station deserves it with their rip off prices!!! Anyway who wouldn't do the same thing under those circumstances?
:D
I'm a coward....when I see a spider I go running off screaming for Mitch and behave like a right gurl! :)Ooh thats interesting I must introduce you to Boris next time we meet Mrs R ( think of it as a thank you for the 'gift') ;)

[Mrs Reject]

Ooh thats interesting I must introduce you to Boris next time we meet Mrs R ( think of it as a thank you for the 'gift') ;)

Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh, run away, run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[andy_k]

OK well I admit that few yrs back garry and I went to aberdeen rally, I was pillion and 300 miles later my arse almost fell off along with my legs, it was april and freezing, OK return home 2 days later and my bottom still hasn't recovered, peeing down with rain 150miles down the road Im crying cos my finger ends are stinging, so we stop at a services and try to warm up with hot soup and coffee, mean while I slip to the ladies to powder my nose... of course ;) and while Im there I think........

*these hand driers can dry my gloves*:) so I put a glove over the nozle of the hand dryer and wow hot air blowing and steam coming out, no one looking so I stay there a bit longer, when all of a sudden I can smell burning , so i sniff around and remove the glove to see sparks and flames gushing out of the dryer, YES I nearly shat meself, totally scared and embarressed ran out to garry and told him i needed to go home NOW............ anyway when we got home I told him what happened, then he told me he saw a fire engine coming, then he started to piss himself laughing at the look of horror on my face, well I still dont think it's funny and wont say the name of the services in case it did burn down !



Surely you can tell us now Lyn :D